I'm fascinated.

[NoMaD]

Well I be damned... Razer you sneaky fella! Ah i remember the good old days in BFB... I cant remember if your name was Sean or if that was dingbat..

So now time for my questions....

Green or clean?
Beer or spirits?
Top Douche bag, Paul or Russian?
How many Battlefield squad mumble channels do we have?
Arcade or simulation?
When Phatso commentates on BF3 competitive games, what kills does he get most excited about?
Why does Dragon have an accent?
Who is a father to be in the clan?
Can Russian push buttons?
What happens when Dryman drives into rocks in ARMA3?

That is all

[Megageth]

Ray-Zero!

I remember you owning on that ridge below TV on Sharqi with the M16 and thinking "this man can shoot".

No questions, for now.

[Col.133t]

Well I be damned... Razer you sneaky fella! Ah i remember the good old days in BFB... I cant remember if your name was Sean or if that was dingbat..

So now time for my questions....

Green or clean?
Beer or spirits?
Top Douche bag, Paul or Russian?
How many Battlefield squad mumble channels do we have?
Arcade or simulation?
When Phatso commentates on BF3 competitive games, what kills does he get most excited about?
Why does Dragon have an accent?
Who is a father to be in the clan?
Can Russian push buttons?
What happens when Dryman drives into rocks in ARMA3?

That is all

NoMaD Good to see you! I always ponder when I see a nomad playing on the server if it's you or not. Sheesh bro, clannie flashbacks happening all over again. Shot

-I used to do the greens, now I'm clean. hahaha (talking about weed, right?)
-neither
-not sure if that's a question or a statement
-I'm guessing you have 2 squads per clan match of 8 a side. 2 battlefield channels ? lol
-eish. sexual fantasy. How about stimulation?
-if there's a T-bag involved, you can be assured Phatso is getting excited..
-he plays too much skyrim? something about an arrow in his knee
-s3xy-j0nny.
-yes BUT! and this is an important but.. but only if there is a 2l coke next to his keyboard. If there isn't, he's not at his keyboard.
-lol. whiplash.

[RussianElite.]

LOL, I'm trying to tone down on the Coke :/ Damn you it's sooo hard!

[TygerBS]

Razor!!

What a noob!

Welcome dude. Long time no tube

1. What brings you out the wood work?
2. Where is porky?
3. How far is a light year?

[Col.133t]

Razor!!

What a noob!

Welcome dude. Long time no tube

1. What brings you out the wood work?
2. Where is porky?
3. How far is a light year?

w0rd dawg

1 - little miss red riding hood. I had enough of the big bad wolf wanting to eat her up
2 - on skype LOL. no I dunno
3 - it depends on the width of sound and the expansion contraction rates of a mother giving birth. tough questions! sheesh!

[Skouperd]

My questions:

1. Please post a picture of your current gaming rig's insides. Some of us have ocd.
2. You sounded interested in my question I've asked eggy on the number of possible images that could be displayed on a resolution of 600x800 using 256 colours. That was easy calculation. Can you calculate the number of images possible on an hd monitor with a resolution of 1920x1080 using 24bit colours. I am sure with a little modification you could calculate the above in excel.
3. Explain all the emotions you experienced in the time between your mind saying, "aah q2 is not that difficult, i can do it" to the eventual answer of "WTF Dude!"
4. On a more serious note, tell me about yourself in terms of family, work, age, location etc.

[Col.133t]

My questions:

1. Please post a picture of your current gaming rig's insides. Some of us have ocd.
2. You sounded interested in my question I've asked eggy on the number of possible images that could be displayed on a resolution of 600x800 using 256 colours. That was easy calculation. Can you calculate the number of images possible on an hd monitor with a resolution of 1920x1080 using 24bit colours. I am sure with a little modification you could calculate the above in excel.
3. Explain all the emotions you experienced in the time between your mind saying, "aah q2 is not that difficult, i can do it" to the eventual answer of "WTF Dude!"
4. On a more serious note, tell me about yourself in terms of family, work, age, location etc.

1- Alriiiiight ocd guy:


2- Erm, I think I would see only one image - the one on my screen. lol, of course we're assuming the hd monitor is turned on and being made use of. Call me smartypants LOL. I prefer smarties though, in my pants :P

3- dude I'm feeling confused now coz I think you're talking about quake 2 (q2?). Ammiright?

4- Ohhh getting personal
My names Jacques Francois Retief. My main language is English. I live in Durbs with mom, dad, brother and his wife. Age is 29 and right now unemployed in this world that strives for Bigger, Better, More. It is MY responsibility alone with what I do and be and have in my life, and right now I'm just pure lazy to work... I prefer to meditate, sleep, workout and read at home while I tie up the loose ends so that I can 'get going and get working'. This is my main though drive. Ultimately I want to live in Fishhoek in Cape Town, number 39 Peak rd and become a detective to seek out and remove high levels of organized crime.

What the later looks like in its finer detail, begins with me moving to plett. Shit. I just realized. If I ever do that, I wont be active with the clan anymore....

Damn

[BigBadBarts]

1- Alriiiiight ocd guy:


2- Erm, I think I would see only one image - the one on my screen. lol, of course we're assuming the hd monitor is turned on and being made use of. Call me smartypants LOL. I prefer smarties though, in my pants :P

3- dude I'm feeling confused now coz I think you're talking about quake 2 (q2?). Ammiright?

4- Ohhh getting personal
My names Jacques Francois Retief. My main language is English. I live in Durbs with mom, dad, brother and his wife. Age is 29 and right now unemployed in this world that strives for Bigger, Better, More. It is MY responsibility alone with what I do and be and have in my life, and right now I'm just pure lazy to work... I prefer to meditate, sleep, workout and read at home while I tie up the loose ends so that I can 'get going and get working'. This is my main though drive. Ultimately I want to live in Fishhoek in Cape Town, number 39 Peak rd and become a detective to seek out and remove high levels of organized crime.

What the later looks like in its finer detail, begins with me moving to plett. Shit. I just realized. If I ever do that, I wont be active with the clan anymore....

Damn

Col.133t/Razer/Brooklyn...I think Skouperd was refering to q2 as question 2, not Quake 2 bud. I wont lie I dont even understand the question too myself but just wanted to point out what q3 was about.

While we are getting personal though bud, you say you're 29 and live at home with your folks, brother and sister-in-law and you're jobless? Are you qualified in anything, well besides clearing destroying noobs and others in Battlefield? If you're lazy to work, where do you get money?

Anyway, enough personal shit...lets give you a question...ummmm, right movie quote time:

If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster.

Name the actor and character of the quote and what the name of the movie was in the States and then in Europe, while explaining why they had different names across the pond?

[Col.133t]

Col.133t/Razer/Brooklyn...I think Skouperd was refering to q2 as question 2, not Quake 2 bud. I wont lie I dont even understand the question too myself but just wanted to point out what q3 was about.

While we are getting personal though bud, you say you're 29 and live at home with your folks, brother and sister-in-law and you're jobless? Are you qualified in anything, well besides clearing destroying noobs and others in Battlefield? If you're lazy to work, where do you get money?

Anyway, enough personal shit...lets give you a question...ummmm, right movie quote time:

If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster.

Name the actor and character of the quote and what the name of the movie was in the States and then in Europe, while explaining why they had different names across the pond?

Ahh beauty! Thank you for that clarification on q2!

I shall answer it to what it was intended then:

Skouperd, I felt alivened, excited, willing, happy that I was given something new to stimulate my mind with. And then the emotion that spoke: this means nothing. Erm. Ummm. Having difficulty... trying.. to.. express myself. Become.. too.. automated :P


Bigbarbarts, first off, before I get to your q's (quakes? LOL), I really dig your bartman with claws comin' out his hands! hahahah! That shit is whack I commend whoever was involved in the creation of that Epic!

Right, so, of the many things I am and have been, qualified electrician was one of them. I have/had my own cc and was living quite comfortably off the money I was making through that venture/avenue to suit my needs, which, to be honest, were not that demanding. Consider that I've lived as a monk and I am very humble with few things of life. Yes, I also like Bigger, Better, More at times yet at those times I become a bit lost in the world and I tend to forget myself. It's important for me to remember; and WHAT I'm remembering becomes of dire importance. If remembering to wipe my ass and feed my face and keep clean is the most important thing I'm doing with myself right now, then its time to change - because, like my electrical work that I had been doing since.. hummmmmmm, I was 23/24, I feel quite unfulfilled, while also receiving a certain level of fulfilled feeling from the comforts of body getting what its needed. Yeah. Consider that I am blessed to have my most basic needs provided for (unlike, I would estimate, 60% of the rest of the population of the world) and have a fair number of opportunities to advance further. So it's up to me what to make of my life while holding a balance and getting it all together to work and be happy throughout all of it.

Shap, ne!

Sheesh you put quite a number on me, bro! :P I have no idea what that movie is. Ahhh I shall seek the wise and useful council of... dum dum dum... Google!

Brb

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OK! She google says:
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OH WOW! Robin Tunney is in it! Sheesh, how's that cast? Brendan Fraser. Sean Astin. The chick from Charmed - what a pretty lady! I recognize Pauly Shore from somewhere... I'm getting the movie. I'll answer the first part of your question after I've watched it

Encino man and California man! Deeper into [the mouth] Europe of the likes of Austria, Switzerland and Germany, its called Steinzeit Junior.

My most immediate guess is because Europe has a tendancy toward the word 'Encino' because it sounds like its from Mexico. So to make it less confusing and, weirdly enough, simple, they converted it to 'California'. Everyone in Britain knows California, right? *WTF is Encino? Fuck that I'm not watching that!*

I guess that's the kinda attitude that was avoided by changing the name.

Yeah what do you think? Why is the name different? And what implications did it create?