Ok, let's get the real questions going:

1. Explain all correlations IQ has with the topic of procreation. Please go beyond the normal findings such as the inverse correlation between IQ and the number of offspring. Include in your thesis the rational between your porn size collection and IQ.

2. Please post a picture of the insides of your computer. Some members in GRRR suffer from OCD...

3. Explain the best way to tie up an 100m electric cord for easy deployment when needed. Using this same electic cord, explain how you will inflict maximum damage to anybody trying to steal your tags again.

4. List the first 10 games you've ever played for more than a 100 hours.

5. Assume your screen is capable of 256 color display, and has a resolution of 800 x 600, how many picutres / documents would you be able to generate? You do realise that several of those images will provide an accurate description of your death, in your handwriting, with a picture of you and your signature at the bottom... show your calculations.

6. Will you screw a dead chicken, explain your response.

That should do it for now...