BigBadBarts - The want

[BigBadBarts]

Who doesn't like porn?

BOOM !! I have to be honest though, while I'm trolling torrents if it says MILF or Cougar anywhere in the title that shit is getting downloaded ASAP.

[BigBadBarts]

Thanks Brad, you've got my vote... ;-)

We do take the piss out of the people here, make no mistakes about that, but sometimes it is also nice to know who you are in real life. Regarding OCD... oh yes... ;-)

Sweet, thanks bud who is Brad?

Furry muff...happy to satisfy your curiosity.

[s3xy_j0nny]

Left wing bud, but as I got older and slower I moved closer to the scrum...strange that hey? ;-)

Ahhh, the easy side, where all the passes are right-handed and easier to catch... interesting...

I went the opposite way - started front row, then moved to flank then to inside centre - was a big fella in school, then slimmed down and got faster when I played club. I always loved open-side flank for the endless possibilities it provided for interfering with opposition scrum halves.

[BigBadBarts]

Well done Brad for responding to Perdjties insane OCD questions.

Thanks Tyger, but I'm not sure who this Brad oke is...? LOL !! ;-)

[BigBadBarts]

Tyger, he likes porn.... I like to screw with peoples minds.... :-)

which reminds me Brad, check out the classified section there is a car for sale. Talkin of mind games. Brad here is a slighty more "serious" question. Will you screw a dead chicken. Substantiate your answer from a moral point of view, religious point of view and sexuality point of view.

Well there was this one time at band camp....OH HELL NO !!

Dead or alive animals, not my game at all...morally I would probably knob all most any woman but animals I draw the line besides, I'd probably end up taking it to Nando's and getting it cooked and ready for dirtypora to eat once I'd given it the old stokkie...you know he loves that shit my little pora mate. Religiously, ah boys truth to be told not very religious hey...was forced to go to church as a kid so no religious views as such and then sexually well...I guess I'm more a butt and breast man, pun certainly intended, but feathers on the umtondo are just not my game...guess I'd have to pluck it before I fuck it. Eish, nee man....I'm out hey, hoenders, honde, ek stiek lieweste net tannies.

I am looking to sell the VR6 though, so if anyone is keen...imported 2 door 1996 Purple VR6 with loads of extra's. ;-)

[Stu]

Awesome answers!

Barts.

1. What is the uncanny valley?
2. Do you have a bailout bag? If so what are its contents? Do you believe its necessary to have a bailout bag?

[Skouperd]

So it was only me that started as a big guy, and grown bigger as I grew older...?

[BigBadBarts]

Ahhh, the easy side, where all the passes are right-handed and easier to catch... interesting...

I went the opposite way - started front row, then moved to flank then to inside centre - was a big fella in school, then slimmed down and got faster when I played club. I always loved open-side flank for the endless possibilities it provided for interfering with opposition scrum halves.

Bwahahahahaha, furry muff...taking the pass was certainly easier but passing was more difficult, not that I think I passed much. Apparently the nickname "Bam Bam" was due to my New Zealand side step...basically, take the ball, transfer to left for protection, then take first step Bam (112kg left wing, not quite Jonah, Julian or Hosea but at 5ft10 its a lot of "extra" weight) followed by right hand in face, on head or in chest...hence the 2nd Bam.

Funny you mention flank hey, my last game at the ripe old age of 32 I played flank in the rain and cold in Uxbridge only to break four ribs saving a try and having the entire scrum fall on me while our pack got molested in the set pieces. Nice possie for an old winger cos you can still rely on pace but I wasn't clued up on the dark arts of forwards as funny as it was to watch other scrumhalves lose the minds being interfered with. ;-)

[BigBadBarts]

Awesome answers!

Barts.

1. What is the uncanny valley?
2. Do you have a bailout bag? If so what are its contents? Do you believe its necessary to have a bailout bag?

Cheers Stu,

1. Oh shit man, I read about this a while back...isn't it something to do with the way humans are turned off replicas of themselves? Like a human robot if it looks too natural it freaks us out or something. Well that or its the deep dark place my missus wont go...no matter how much I wash it.
2. Funny enough no hey but seeing as though I've been arrested 3 times since I got back from the UK, you'd think I would have invested in one by now...great idea. Okay, jokes aside though, a bailout bag is that ammo bag that troops carry innit? If I did need one, I've just pack it with rounds, grenades and lube.

[TygerBS]

Fucking Brad.. or Barts... its all the same bullshit to me hahaha