Paul has my tags and i want them back!!

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Originally Posted by pmurgs

4. The delete key
5. 13 to 48

But well done, at least you've tried ps2 :)

Gaming on a laptop? Is that even allowed in Grrr???

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ASUS G73 while i'm "at work" getting a bit state of the ark now but still runs BF3 ok

Kalgat... Question needs anwsering..

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Originally Posted by RussianElite.

Half Life was a good answer. Tell me this, which one of the three is a dickbag: TygerQB,Stu or Paul?

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Atm Paul is winning by a Bell-end as Tyger and Stu have yet to throw their dicks in the bag

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Originally Posted by kalgat

Atm Paul is winning by a Bell-end as Tyger and Stu have yet to throw their dicks in the bag

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What!? No.. they all n great bunch of guys. The Salt of the earth. The most pleasant bunch on mumble

Question: Why is everyone so obsessed with me in this clan? Why can’t they just leave me alone, I am actually a really nice guy

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Originally Posted by RussianElite.

What!? No.. they all n great bunch of guys. The Salt of the earth. The most pleasant bunch on mumble

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Unfair i say, trick questions are not allowed then again i do not make the rules

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Originally Posted by kalgat

Unfair i say, trick questions are not allowed then again i do not make the rules

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LOL, soon you'l know the truth. Soon...

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Originally Posted by kalgat

2. Attachment 505 now i see it needs dusting, thanks

3. On one of the roller thingys, whenever i tie one up by hand it always knots up. Beat them to death with the roller thingy or counter knife in BF4 (which may or may not suck)

4. What a question - Half Life, Counter Strike, BF: Desert Combat, Eve, C&C, Elite, Unreal Tournament, Skyrim, Trackmania, total war series. Must be a lot more cant think

5. lets see 600 x 800 = 480000 x 256! = A fucking lot

6. I'll go with No because a chicken doesnt have lips and i like to kiss while i'm screwing.

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2. Regarding point 2, not bad, I've seen a lot worse and the corsair power supply makes up for the lack of cable management... ;-)

3. Agreed, the roller things works nice, but I've recently started using the butterfly rope coil which is not too bad.

4. Trackmania, now you are talking my game! Which version, and what was your nick? You prefer SP or LP?

5. I assume the ! is meant as factorial calculation? If it is, then I have no idea what you will end up with using it in your formula but that formula is definately not the correct one! You wanna give it another bash?

6. That's as good an answer as any. A man with priorities... ;-)

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

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Originally Posted by Stu

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

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Less than he would if he worked in a pie shop

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Originally Posted by Skouperd

4. Trackmania, now you are talking my game! Which version, and what was your nick? You prefer SP or LP?

5. I assume the ! is meant as factorial calculation? If it is, then I have no idea what you will end up with using it in your formula but that formula is definitely not the correct one! You wanna give it another bash?

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4. TM Nations, i am and will always be kalgat! Was top 10 SA briefly prefer short tracks, my buddies Shnic and Nords still playing it to death. Found TM2 to be a bit buggy so havent played much and again laptop a bit too crap... that MSI Dragon edition is calling me

5. Bugger thought i had it, 256 raised to the 48000th power?

Welcome to the application process, Kalgat.

Question 1: 31st August; Pettis or Henderson? How?

Question 2: When you were young, what did you want to be when you grew up? If you could, would you rather do that than what you do now?

Question 3: What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?

Clan Research:
- what does Russian love?
- who is Hubreno?
- who is the uber nerd: leelo or slipperyduck?
- between IrishLuck and DirtyPora, who is the pitcher, and who is the catcher?
- who are the 2 Zimbo dictators, and after they founded grrr, who was the first successful applicant?
- whose head is shinier: Mark or Quentin?
- name the clan's two female members.
- name the clan's two ginger mingers.
- who is sexiest: Phatso, Dragonne, or BadAss?
- what does kyuubidemon drink?

Do your best with the clan research thing, I know there is a lot there.

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Originally Posted by s3xy_j0nny

Clan Research:
- what does Russian love?

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Russian and Chips?

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Welcome to the application process, Kalgat.

- who is sexiest: Phatso, Dragonne, or BadAss?

Do your best with the clan research thing, I know there is a lot there.

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No research required, this is a no - brainer :p

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Originally Posted by BadA$$jack

No research required, this is a no - brainer :p

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hahah - I think I just vomited in my mouth a little..

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Originally Posted by s3xy_j0nny

Welcome to the application process, Kalgat.

Question 1: 31st August; Pettis or Henderson? How?

Question 2: When you were young, what did you want to be when you grew up? If you could, would you rather do that than what you do now?

Question 3: What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?

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1. Henderson by Tap out, ultimate revenge for the "Showtime" kick

2. Seeing as were not fighting space battles at the edges of the galaxy then astronaut/adventurer seems to be out of the picture.

3. Haggis was pretty awful, i do enjoy black pudding when cooked right but the oddest was a piece of a candied scorpion.

Clan research to follow

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1. Henderson by Tap out, ultimate revenge for the "Showtime" kick

2. Seeing as were not fighting space battles at the edges of the galaxy then astronaut/adventurer seems to be out of the picture.

3. Haggis was pretty awful, i do enjoy black pudding when cooked right but the oddest was a piece of a candied scorpion.

Clan research to follow

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Answers to Q2 and Q3 are fine, but Q1? Seriously? I hope it's a picture perfect replay of the showtime kick, except this time it lands 100% flush and loosens Henderson's teeth. That guy is a butt hole.

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Clan Research:
- what does Russian love?
- who is Hubreno?
- who is the uber nerd: leelo or slipperyduck?
- between IrishLuck and DirtyPora, who is the pitcher, and who is the catcher?
- who are the 2 Zimbo dictators, and after they founded grrr, who was the first successful applicant?
- whose head is shinier: Mark or Quentin?
- name the clan's two female members.
- name the clan's two ginger mingers.
- who is sexiest: Phatso, Dragonne, or BadAss?
- what does kyuubidemon drink?

Do your best with the clan research thing, I know there is a lot there.

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After extensive research i have come up with the following, some answers are educated guesses...

Clan Research:
- what does Russian love? Anal?
- who is Hubreno? Hubris
- who is the uber nerd: leelo or slipperyduck? They are one and the same
- between IrishLuck and DirtyPora, who is the pitcher, and who is the catcher? Does it really matter...
- who are the 2 Zimbo dictators, and after they founded grrr, who was the first successful applicant? Megageth and Yourself, gr@v1ty
- whose head is shinier: Mark or Quentin? Mark based on the fact that i know another Mark that has a shiny pip.
- name the clan's two female members. Niteshade and Onyx
- name the clan's two ginger mingers. Dryman and Flycatchr
- who is sexiest: Phatso, Dragonne, or BadAss? Badass believes its him and who am i to destroy the illusion
- what does kyuubidemon drink? Strawberry Milkshake

W O W - that is impressive

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W O W - that is impressive

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Not really because he tip toed around the Pora & Irish question when we all clearly know that both love to "smoke a fatty", so the correct answer is they are multi-skilled and can play both the pitcher and the catcher...however, the rest of the answers were good, although I think Quentin has a shinier head and I would say Phatso is definitely sexier...come on man, he's a Greek god. ;-)

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W O W - that is impressive

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I smell a stalker... :P

Good answers!

Write a short story ending with "...and that's why Paul is a douche!"

You may use as many expletives in your story as you would like.

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After extensive research i have come up with the following, some answers are educated guesses...

Clan Research:
- what does Russian love? Anal?
- who is Hubreno? Hubris
- who is the uber nerd: leelo or slipperyduck? They are one and the same
- between IrishLuck and DirtyPora, who is the pitcher, and who is the catcher? Does it really matter...
- who are the 2 Zimbo dictators, and after they founded grrr, who was the first successful applicant? Megageth and Yourself, gr@v1ty
- whose head is shinier: Mark or Quentin? Mark based on the fact that i know another Mark that has a shiny pip.
- name the clan's two female members. Niteshade and Onyx
- name the clan's two ginger mingers. Dryman and Flycatchr
- who is sexiest: Phatso, Dragonne, or BadAss? Badass believes its him and who am i to destroy the illusion
- what does kyuubidemon drink? Strawberry Milkshake

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Very impressive research, sir, I am in awe of your thoroughness.

2 minor corrections:
Russian loves cock (it's his favourite word in Mumble and also his staple diet.)
Phatso, Badass, and Dragonne are all equally sexy (10/10 on the hawtness scale.)

Given the accuracy of your responses I am prompted to ask whether you know someone in the clan, Mr McGhee... or are you a blast from the past with a new nick? How else did you find all this info? My spidey senses are tingling.

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Very impressive research, sir, I am in awe of your thoroughness.

2 minor corrections:
Russian loves cock (it's his favourite word in Mumble and also his staple diet.)
Phatso, Badass, and Dragonne are all equally sexy (10/10 on the hawtness scale.)

Given the accuracy of your responses I am prompted to ask whether you know someone in the clan, Mr McGhee... or are you a blast from the past with a new nick? How else did you find all this info? My spidey senses are tingling.

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I dont think i know anyone, i attended the first 6 or 7 Mayhem Lans so i might recognise someone if they went to those many years ago and i was kalgat then too. As i said in the chatbox all the info was found on the interwebs!

A bit late to the party here but:

1. M16A3 or AK and why?
2. What games are you DEFINITELY getting for the rest of 2013?
3. You mentioned you had a BF4 Alpha Key.
3.1 - How did you get it?
3.2 - What were your immediate thoughts?
3.3 - How does the game perform with high latency?
3.4 - Does the Alpha have Spectator mode?
3.5 - If yes to 3.4, can I haz your key plx?
4. What's your poison?
5. DO YOU EVEN LIFT BOET?

(my questions are noobish because I am a giant n00b)

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A bit late to the party here but:

1. M16A3 or AK and why?
2. What games are you DEFINITELY getting for the rest of 2013?
3. You mentioned you had a BF4 Alpha Key.
3.1 - How did you get it?
3.2 - What were your immediate thoughts?
3.3 - How does the game perform with high latency?
3.4 - Does the Alpha have Spectator mode?
3.5 - If yes to 3.4, can I haz your key plx?
4. What's your poison?
5. DO YOU EVEN LIFT BOET?

(my questions are noobish because all the good questions are taken)

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1. M16A3 because i cant hit a barn door with the AK since it got nerfed
2. Anything cheapish in the Steam Sales plus Titanfall looks good already paid for BF4 and premium
3.1 Apparently i was selected at random
3.2 Why is everything white and this carbine is shit
3.3 Was pretty good most of the time
3.4 Nope, stigula didnt work either
3.5 Alpha finished long ago think it was more of a test of the MP code
4. It varies between Cruz Vodka, Richelieu 10 Year and Captain Morgan
5. Not unless you count lifting my arm at the bar

Also late to the party. Not sure if I am duplicating questions:

1. Who's mom in the clan is the HAWTEST?
2. What would be your best response if I asked you how my kids are doing? (provided you/me have any:p )
3. Why does phats want to know if everyone is:"even lifting"?
4. Think of a dutch nickname (like brakepad or fin-ice) with a punch line for j0nny

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Good answers!

Write a short story ending with "...and that's why Paul is a douche!"

You may use as many expletives in your story as you would like.

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How about a limerick instead?

There was a wannabe Ninja named Stu
Who gave Kalgat a short story to do
But his creative thoughts they went whoosh
Just like his tags out there in the bush
And that is why Paul is a douche

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Originally Posted by kalgat

How about a limerick instead?

There was a wannabe Ninja named Stu
Who gave Kalgat a short story to do
But his creative thoughts they went whoosh
Just like his tags out there in the bush
And that is why Paul is a douche

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lol, this is awesome man.

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How about a limerick instead?

There was a wannabe Ninja named Stu
Who gave Kalgat a short story to do
But his creative thoughts they went whoosh
Just like his tags out there in the bush
And that is why Paul is a douche

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Very nice, but know that Fly will be along soon to critique you limerick structure and rhyming...

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Originally Posted by Dragonne

Very nice, but know that Fly will be along soon to critique you limerick structure and rhyming...

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mwaHAHAHAHAAHA

IF that is your first limerick then I wont be too harsh :)
just to mention that the 3rd and 4th lines are supposed to be shorter .......

a naked chap with very strange nick
tried real hard to write a limerick
failed so hard
what a tard
and he dont even have a big dick

and that's how its done kalgat :)
(6 minutes)

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Originally Posted by flycatchr

a naked chap with very strange nick
tried real hard to write a limerick
failed so hard
what a tard
and he dont even have a big dick

and that's how its done kalgat :)
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Do you have a little rappers dance to go with it?

Grrr's old man Fly
was not limerick shy
so kalgat
listen to that
cause thats not bad for a white guy

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Originally Posted by BadA$$jack

Grrr's old man Fly
was not limerick shy
so kalgat
listen to that
cause that not bad for a white guy

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Must.Try.Harder

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Originally Posted by flycatchr

a naked chap with very strange nick
tried real hard to write a limerick
failed so hard
what a tard
and he dont even have a big dick

and that's how its done kalgat :)
(6 minutes)

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The master at work!

My biggest problem was finding the rhyme for Douche, i had swoosh, whoosh and Touche...

All appropriate word selections!

Questions:

What is the average velocity of a sparrow carrying a coconut?

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Also late to the party. Not sure if I am duplicating questions:

1. Who's mom in the clan is the HAWTEST?
2. What would be your best response if I asked you how my kids are doing? (provided you/me have any:p )
3. Why does phats want to know if everyone is:"even lifting"?
4. Think of a dutch nickname (like brakepad or fin-ice) with a punch line for j0nny

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1. None, they are all sacred cows and besides i'm not into GILF's
2. Great now that i've trained them to walk upright
3. In case he needs to order more "natural" supplements from his dealer to keep up
4. Being English im absolutley fucking stumped on this one

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All appropriate word selections!

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What is the average velocity of a sparrow carrying a coconut?

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African or European?

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and besides i'm not into GILF's

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explain!!!!