GRRR Squad Forum

Seeing as how I talk so much shit on MSN almost every day, I decided to sart a thread with some of the funny excerpts. Feel free to add to this thread - there is also plenty funny stuff said on the chat box, so commemorable banter from there can also be copy pasted into the immortal annuls of the grrr forums...

Stu says:
fuck now i'm getting a headace... I think its the coffee and sweltering 36 degrees in the office !
j0nny says:
apparantly, it's going to be 25 degrees in CT today
Paul says:
It's a bit overcast here but it is pleasant
Paul says:
NO wind or rain
j0nny says:
gee, like I give a flying fuck
Paul says:
I hope your headache gets worse
j0nny says:
it is
Stu says:
LOL
Paul says:
Wait now the sun is coming out
Stu says:
quick candi put your factor 1000 SPF on !
Paul says:
NO jokes guys, I am getting whiter. I Look like a cancer patient of something
j0nny says:
roflmao
j0nny says:
Stu, you making my head hurt
j0nny says:
stop being funny
Paul says:
Go STu go
j0nny says:
it takes me by surprise
Paul says:
Like when a women speaks too you?

pity we didnt copy the chicken bomb that scico tried to make.

that was why i wanted to know if there was any way the chat gets stored. and i disconnected before i thought of copiying it

What do you mean 'tried to make'?
I did make it.
It kinda worked.
Not so much in an explosive way, but it sure made a terrible mess of my office. That is a borderline bio-chemical weapon, if the smell is anything to go by.

Warning: DO NOT drink the chicken bomb mix. It are BAD!

yes, missing out on the chicken bomb escapades is what prompted this thread. This way, you can show everybody after provided you remember to copy & paste.

Odette (Onyx) says:
ask me what?

j0nny says:
ok
j0nny says:
serious question

Odette (Onyx) says:
ok. shoot

j0nny says:
say you met ppl gaming online
j0nny says:
regular ppl who played the same game

Odette (Onyx) says:
yes...
Odette (Onyx) says:
uh huh

j0nny says:
then you met a group of them at a convention
j0nny says:
like a LAN or soemthing

Odette (Onyx) says:
ok
Odette (Onyx) says:
irl

j0nny says:
ok, so you got on with a group of gamers - guys and girls - and went out drinking for a couple of nights

Paul says:
In real life

j0nny says:
ja
j0nny says:
real life

Odette (Onyx) says:
ok..
Odette (Onyx) says:
which i have done

Paul says:
Weirdo

Odette (Onyx) says:
met online people irl

j0nny says:
so you make plans to meet up for another nerd gathering, but not gaming, going camping

Odette (Onyx) says:
yes...

j0nny says:
with a few of the ppl from this cool group

Odette (Onyx) says:
same people?

j0nny says:
ja

Odette (Onyx) says:
ok

j0nny says:
so you meet up with these ppl and go on a camp for a few nights
j0nny says:
the last night you're there, everyone gets REALLY drunk, including you

Odette (Onyx) says:
hehe
Odette (Onyx) says:
ok

Paul says:
This is a bad idea j0nny

Odette (Onyx) says:
sshhh. Paul...

Paul says:
Fine

Odette (Onyx) says:
its getting interesting

j0nny says:
you wake up in the morning in a 2 man tent with one of the dudes sleeping next to you and a very tender bumhole...
j0nny says:
he's out cold

Odette (Onyx) says:
(LOL)

j0nny says:
would you tell anyone about it?
j0nny says:
assuming that he acted like nothing happened

Odette (Onyx) says:
and nobody else knows about it?

j0nny says:
nope
j0nny says:
you think so anyways...

Odette (Onyx) says:
and you guys have become better aquainted through all this gaming and camping
Odette (Onyx) says:
so you are on good speaking terms

j0nny says:
ja, you know them pretty well

Paul says:
Obviously not well enough

Odette (Onyx) says:
if it bothers you, mention it to clarify the matter

j0nny says:
i told you not to go, Paul

Odette (Onyx) says:
but i wouldn't spread the news about it

j0nny says:
so who would you tell?

Odette (Onyx) says:
depends how you are feeling about the whole thing.
Odette (Onyx) says:
but i would clear up the matter first with the special friend so you both on the same page
Odette (Onyx) says:
if it turns out to be very very funny and you both agree it was a moment of weakness.... then take it from there
Odette (Onyx) says:
does that make sense? or am i not getting it?

j0nny says:
so you wouldn't tell your husband?

Odette (Onyx) says:
if i woke up with another woman in a tent naked?

j0nny says:
no, a man, and a sore bum, naked

Odette (Onyx) says:
not until i know the whole story, but then again... the chances of me getting into a tight spot like that is very slim

j0nny says:
oh well...

Odette (Onyx) says:
but i suppose i would tell him... maybe depends where he was

j0nny says:
List of ppl to ask camping:
Bennie (THUMBS UP)
Darkside (THUMBS UP)
Onny (THUMBS DOWN)

Odette (Onyx) says:
(ROFL)
Odette (Onyx) says:
gee thanks

j0nny says:
heh heh
j0nny says:
Paul said he wouldn't tell
j0nny says:
we went camping next weekend

Paul says:
Ok I am going to go get oil

j0nny says:


Odette (Onyx) says:
stu, what would you have done?

Stu says:
i got caught by this one
Stu says:
but (hahaha) in all honesty i would
Stu says:
erm

j0nny says:
Stu said he would tell

Odette (Onyx) says:
yes?

Stu says:
tell my wife and kill the guy in the tent on our next camping trip

j0nny says:
so we didn't invite him

Odette (Onyx) says:
so stu and i can go camping then

Stu says:
w000t !

j0nny says:
are you getting a sig?

Paul says:
No, I am unlabelable

Stu says:
erm

Odette (Onyx) says:
try and say "unlabelable" out loud

Stu says:
do you believe i have a coinfernece call on a public holiday
Stu says:
at 09:00 in the morning !
Stu says:
thats just bullshit !!!

Paul says:
coinfernece ? Classic

j0nny says:
damb coinfernece calls

Stu says:
conference
Stu says:
fuck you oaks know i can't spell for shit

Odette (Onyx) says:

hehe
Stu says:
why even bother

Paul says:
But you wear glasses
Odette (Onyx) says:

don't sorry stu... i understood you - perfectly

Stu says:
thats why i have the F7 key on my keyboard !

Paul says:
All people with glasses should be able to spell

Stu says:
thats what people with cointacts say hey paul

Stu says:
fuck whats with the I
Stu says:
contacts

Odette (Onyx) says:
you did it again...

Paul says:
Hey Senior

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
howzit paulie

Paul says:
Got a question for you

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
for me?

Paul says:
Yip

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
9,5 inches

Stu says:
hahaha

Odette (Onyx) says:
hehe

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
but only in the cold weather

Paul says:
No dumbass, serious question

Stu says:
go see a doctor ! dude !

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
Ah, ok

Paul says:
Lets "hypothetically" you meet some people on the interweb. You know through gaming, msn that Kind of stuff

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
yeah?

Paul says:
You get know them pretty well and they become your "friends"

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
"friends" everyone i've met online so far i'm rpretty close with, but i'm sensing something coming
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
yeah?

Paul says:
At some point you meet up with them in real life for drinks. And you find out they are just as cool

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
yeah?
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
look, if you want to invite me to a camping trip, just say so!

Paul says:
Fuck j00

Ben/FunGuye says:
paul?

Paul says:
It is kinda a 'what if' question

Ben/FunGuye says:
ummm, do I need alcohol for this

Paul says:
Say you meet some people online

Ben/FunGuye says:
ag nvmnd, I'll have a drink anyway
Ben/FunGuye says:
yes?

Paul says:
You get to know them pretty well after a couple of months

Ben/FunGuye says:
yes?

Paul says:
Then you meet up with them in real life at a braai or drinks or something like that

Ben/FunGuye says:
yes?
Ben/FunGuye says:
fuck this is taking forever

Paul says:
And they all seem pretty cool, like regular people
Paul says:
So when they ask if you want to go on a little road trip with them you think it would be fun

j0nny says:
not a grr braai then

Ben/FunGuye says:
oh fuck, for a sec I thought you where talking about the braai we had, but then youi said "regular people"
Ben/FunGuye says:
yes ditto john-boy

Ben/FunGuye says:
yeah
Ben/FunGuye says:
paul fuck get on with it......
Ben/FunGuye says:
type quicker
Ben/FunGuye says:
slow ass mofo

Paul says:
Anyway so on this road trip you stop one night to camp and everyone gets really really drunk

Ben/FunGuye says:
lol
Ben/FunGuye says:
no paul, you are gay

Paul says:
and you wake up with a used dome in your crack and some dude lying naked next to you

Ben/FunGuye says:
alcohol only removed your inhibitions
Ben/FunGuye says:
LOL

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
LOL!

Paul says:
Now you know what has happened. My question is, do you tell anyone or just pretend nothing happened

Odette (Onyx) says:
omw...

Ben/FunGuye says:
well, you told us already
Ben/FunGuye says:
do you require any further advice?

Paul says:
No dude, if this was you!! Would you tell?

Ben/FunGuye says:
(LOL)
Ben/FunGuye says:
tell what?
Ben/FunGuye says:
and who?

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
Would you tell you girlfriend?
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
would you tell your DAD?!

Paul says:
Would you tell anyone you got ass fucked

j0nny says:
eish

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
Blunt...

Ben/FunGuye says:
if that floats your boat to tell ppl stuff, then yes

j0nny says:
he is asking YOU

Paul says:
So you would tell

Ben/FunGuye says:
unless you require medical advice

j0nny says:
would YOU tell anyone?

Ben/FunGuye says:
no

Ben/FunGuye says:
I would only post it on the forums

Paul says:
NO you wouldn't

Ben/FunGuye says:
maybe perhaps a pic if I can find one

Paul says:
Fuck dude a straight answer yes or no

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
Funguye, jy is bierts snaaks bra!

Paul says:
Seriously

j0nny says:
"straight" answer...?

Ben/FunGuye says:
lol paul, you cannot be serious?!
Ben/FunGuye says:
LOL
Ben/Funguye says:
paul, you can't ask me as an analyst to answer a straight yes or no, it wouldn't happen to me and if it did, telling anyone would be the last step in a looooooooong process
Ben/FunGuye says:
process could = therapy

Paul says:
Cos jonny wants to know if you want a lift to rAge!!'