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Blond find a job at a hardware store.
Manager: "Do you know the difference between a screw and nut" ???
Blond: "I don't really know, but I've never been nutted"

I'm Joe Friday, private eye. I work on Tuesday, Tuesday's my
secretary.

Yesterday I was working in my New York office when there was a
knock at the door, scared me half out of my secretary.

Then a tall blonde walked by, I knew she was tall 'cause we were
on the 7th floor.

The phone rang. It was a client. I knew something was wrong
because she told me there was.

I raced down the stairs, called a taxi, the taxi stopped with a
jerk, the jerk got out and I got in.

We took the corner at 80 miles an hour. A cop stopped us and
told us to put it back.

Then we were driving on the sidewalk because there was a sign
that said "keep deaths off the roads."

We were getting further out of the city. I knew this because we
weren't hitting so many pedestrians.

When I got to my client's house she greeted me with a burning
kiss. Then she took her cigarette out and kissed me again.

There was a man on the floor. He had bullet wounds to the head
and stab wounds to the heart. He was dead so we went for a drive in
the country.

Then a brick came through the window, hit her on the left breast
and broke four of my fingers.

We got a flat tire. She pumped and I pumped, she pumped and I
pumped. Then we got out and fixed the tire.

When we got back to my clients house she invited me in for a
root beer. The root was nice but the beer was flat.

I was giving her a good night kiss but she closed her legs and
broke my nose.

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[19-02, 11:38] Anthrax:QB tell me what map he wants tonight

[19-02, 11:42] TygerBS:karkand or siene

[19-02, 11:43] RussianElite. id Jono tell you what he wants tonight Barry?

[19-02, 11:55] Anthrax:Seine

[19-02, 11:55] Anthrax:What does he want Russian

[19-02, 11:55] TygerBS:a reach around i am sure

[19-02, 11:57] Anthrax:done

[19-02, 11:57] RussianElite.:He wanted Paul to join...

[19-02, 11:57] Anthrax:I want to touch his soft skin again

[19-02, 11:57] Anthrax:fuck that

[19-02, 11:57] RussianElite.:Horrifying I know..

[19-02, 11:57] Anthrax:he is filthy fucking dirty

[19-02, 11:58] RussianElite.:ROFL

[19-02, 11:58] RussianElite.:THis is going to the Jokes of the day :P

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