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Re: Jokes of the Day

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 1:38 am
by s3xy_j0nny
Neon walks into a bar.

The barman says "We don't serve noble gases here. You're not welcome in these parts."

Neon doesn't react.

Re: Jokes of the Day

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:31 am
by Megageth
An in-nerd joke?

'in-nerd' -> inert, like noble gases, spelling it out, just in case... yup...

Re: Jokes of the Day

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:48 pm
by SlipperyDuck
joo gaiz ziz farny

Re: Jokes of the Day

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:39 am
by baselineac
what is a true racist.........................
someone who goes hunting, shoots a zebra...................and makes biltong of only the white pieces

Re: Jokes of the Day

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:36 pm
by s3xy_j0nny
Descartes walks into a bar.
"Guinness, sir?" says the barman.
"I think not!" Descartes replies and he disappears...

Re: Jokes of the Day

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:33 pm
by Megageth
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Re: Jokes of the Day

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:28 pm
by J_Th4ng
Not a joke really, but an ad from the UK.

http://adsoftheworld.com/media/tv/mcac_rhian_touches_herself

Couldn't imagine it being shown on TV over here...

Re: Jokes of the Day

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:33 pm
by Musketeer
Be honest Dragonne, how many times did you watch it?

Re: Jokes of the Day

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:39 pm
by J_Th4ng
No more than seven times (the first 35 seconds anyway, then I stopped) ;)

Re: Jokes of the Day

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:32 am
by J_Th4ng
I'd buy one of these... :D