Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 8:33 pm
only american freaks!!!...oopss err sorry shadey
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Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 3:01 pm
I lol'ed
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 10:05 am
Quite a slip
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 2:54 pm
that is a awesome news article!
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:15 pm
Men can fix anything!!!!!!
Don't have a spoon?
I can fix that!
Seatbelt broken?
I can fix that!
New TV too big for the old cabinet?
I can fix that!
Electrical problem?
I can fix that!
Car stereo stolen?
I can fix that!
Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
I can fix that!
Can't afford a real GPS?
I can fix that!
No ice chest?
I can fix that!
Can't read the ATM screen?
I can fix that!
Car imported from the wrong country?
I can fix that!
Satellite go out in the rain?
I can fix that!
Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?
I fixed that.
Wiper motor burned out?
I can fix that!
Display rack falling over?
I can fix that!
Exhaust pipe dragging?
I can fix that!
Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?
I can fix that!
Cables falling behind the desk?
I can fix that!
(I actually think that's ingenious.)
Out of diapers? I can fix that!
Don't have a spoon?
I can fix that!
Seatbelt broken?
I can fix that!
New TV too big for the old cabinet?
I can fix that!
Electrical problem?
I can fix that!
Car stereo stolen?
I can fix that!
Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
I can fix that!
Can't afford a real GPS?
I can fix that!
No ice chest?
I can fix that!
Can't read the ATM screen?
I can fix that!
Car imported from the wrong country?
I can fix that!
Satellite go out in the rain?
I can fix that!
Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?
I fixed that.
Wiper motor burned out?
I can fix that!
Display rack falling over?
I can fix that!
Exhaust pipe dragging?
I can fix that!
Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?
I can fix that!
Cables falling behind the desk?
I can fix that!
(I actually think that's ingenious.)
Out of diapers? I can fix that!
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:23 pm
Hehe
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:36 am
LMAO!
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:15 am
WIN FREE TICKETS TO THE RUGBY WORLD CUP IN NEW ZEALAND!!!
Just answer the following six questions to win eight tickets to the Rugby
World Cup hosted by New Zealand in 2011.
1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?
6. Which two just finished a joint?
Just answer the following six questions to win eight tickets to the Rugby
World Cup hosted by New Zealand in 2011.
1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?
6. Which two just finished a joint?
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:26 pm
Wife asked her husband to describe her. He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'. She said, 'What does that mean?' He said Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot'. She said, 'Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K?' He said I'm Just Kidding...
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:52 am
Just one question:
WTF is that arch made of, and why don't they build their houses from the same stuff?
WTF is that arch made of, and why don't they build their houses from the same stuff?