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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:13 pm
by J_Th4ng
kalgat wrote:How about a limerick instead?
There was a wannabe Ninja named Stu
Who gave Kalgat a short story to do
But his creative thoughts they went whoosh
Just like his tags out there in the bush
And that is why Paul is a douche
Very nice, but know that Fly will be along soon to critique you limerick structure and rhyming...
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:21 am
by flycatchr
Dragonne wrote:Very nice, but know that Fly will be along soon to critique you limerick structure and rhyming...
mwaHAHAHAHAAHA
IF that is your first limerick then I wont be too harsh
just to mention that the 3rd and 4th lines are supposed to be shorter .......
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:28 am
by flycatchr
a naked chap with very strange nick
tried real hard to write a limerick
failed so hard
what a tard
and he dont even have a big dick
and that's how its done kalgat
(6 minutes)
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:42 am
by Morphza
flycatchr wrote:a naked chap with very strange nick
tried real hard to write a limerick
failed so hard
what a tard
and he dont even have a big dick
and that's how its done kalgat
(6 minutes)
Do you have a little rappers dance to go with it?
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:11 am
by BadA$$jack
Grrr's old man Fly
was not limerick shy
so kalgat
listen to that
cause thats not bad for a white guy
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:18 am
by J_Th4ng
BadA$$jack wrote:Grrr's old man Fly
was not limerick shy
so kalgat
listen to that
cause that not bad for a white guy
Must.Try.Harder
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:02 pm
by kalgat
flycatchr wrote:a naked chap with very strange nick
tried real hard to write a limerick
failed so hard
what a tard
and he dont even have a big dick
and that's how its done kalgat
(6 minutes)
The master at work!
My biggest problem was finding the rhyme for Douche, i had swoosh, whoosh and Touche...
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:35 pm
by Stu
All appropriate word selections!
Questions:
What is the average velocity of a sparrow carrying a coconut?
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:08 pm
by kalgat
Thor_23 wrote:Also late to the party. Not sure if I am duplicating questions:
1. Who's mom in the clan is the HAWTEST?
2. What would be your best response if I asked you how my kids are doing? (provided you/me have any
)
3. Why does phats want to know if everyone is:"even lifting"?
4. Think of a dutch nickname (like brakepad or fin-ice) with a punch line for j0nny
1. None, they are all sacred cows and besides i'm not into GILF's
2. Great now that i've trained them to walk upright
3. In case he needs to order more "natural" supplements from his dealer to keep up
4. Being English im absolutley fucking stumped on this one
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:09 pm
by kalgat
Stu wrote:All appropriate word selections!
Questions:
What is the average velocity of a sparrow carrying a coconut?
African or European?