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Forum Topic:

Do you have a hot mom and/or sister (of you're a woman or gay dude, a hot dad and/or brothers)? I'm not saying just cute, but... omg so hot everyone turns around!!
If so, is it hard for you not to see them as fap material? Or it's no problem at all? Does it affect who you choose as a sex partner? (I.e., if your mom/sis is a tall-hot Asian woman, do you avoid tall-hot Asian women?)*
Background: I've been lucky enough not to have any relatives that look anywhere hot (to my taste). My mom is disgusting-looking (though I love her), and my sister is cute, but again not my type (I prefer and fap to blue-eyed blondes). I've heard so many stories about guys/girls being disturbed and shuddering at the thought of having sex with their parents. I've never had that problem, that is, it's difficult for me to picture it, for the reasons stated above.
But anyhow, it made me wonder about others... I've always thought that having a smoking hot sister or mother must be horrible, but that might not be the case. Thoughts?
*No, I'm not Asian.

First Reply:

Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because people asked...
Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/
First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.
My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.
After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.
A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.
But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

Good one.

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This is excellent...

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a
Pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.

It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.

Marie leans over to Pierre and says, ' Pierre , kiss me!'

Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
'What are you doing, Pierre ?' says the startled Marie.

'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red
Wine!'
She smiles and they start kissing.

Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, ' Pierre , kiss me lower.'
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on
Her bre*asts.
' Pierre ! What are you doing now?' asks the bewildered Marie.

'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white
Wine!'
She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude.

Marie then leans close to his ear and whispers, ' Pierre , kiss me much
Lower!'
Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her
Muff.......

He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire
Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine.

Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams
Furiously, ' PIERRE , WHAT THE DEVIL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?'
Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly,

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INTERNATIONAL COUNCIL OF MAN LAWS

1) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2) It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

3) Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.

4) If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

5) Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable..

6) No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

7) In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

8) When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask whose playing.

9) You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she's officially your girlfriend.

10) It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

11) Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

1): Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

13) Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

14) If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

15) Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

16) A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

17) Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

18) If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

19) Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

20) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

21) Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

22) The morning after you and a girl who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex. The fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

23) It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

24) Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime, green, orange or sky blue.

25) The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for Christmas?' with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox 360 End of story.

26) There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

27) We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:

'GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, 'are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?'

'BALLS' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the ass and having the balls to say, 'You're next fatty!'

I hope this clears up any confusion,

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