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Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:08 pm
by baselineac
TITANIC....50 years on
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Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:16 pm
by baselineac
best ad EVER
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Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 2:27 pm
by SoSheOhPathix
There are sooooo many... too many.
Here's a few.
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Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 2:54 pm
by J_Th4ng
My favourite one...

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Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 2:59 pm
by SoSheOhPathix
The irony is that, at that range, the RPG delivers purely bludgeoning damage.
They wont detonate at point-blank... probably for Jamaal and his ilk's benefit.
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:47 am
by SoSheOhPathix
First celebrity swine flu fatality
(don't act so surprised... you all knew this one was coming)
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Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 5:45 pm
by NiteShade
ROFL
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 12:43 pm
by s3xy_j0nny
Legendary...
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Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 9:13 am
by SoSheOhPathix
The new BMW Compact...
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Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 9:14 am
by SoSheOhPathix
A new supermarket opened in Umhlanga. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk shelves hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.