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i really like this wondawoman ... wned: candy

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
what happened to Lee?
mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
I was still busy insulting him

j0n0 says:
keeps getting discos
j0n0 says:
poor fella

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
n00b

j0n0 says:
fuck, dude, wtf did you say to lee in that chat?

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
y?
mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
has he destroyed his PC?

j0n0 says:
think maybe he took something thee wrong way

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
I said you couldn't call him a cunt because a cunt is a useful thing

j0n0 says:
hmmm
j0n0 says:
seems a tad upset for that...

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
please tell me you're joking, I really haven't got the energy for another bust up
mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
get him in here please

j0n0 says:
ok, just take it easy on him
j0n0 says:
he is sensitive

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
lol

j0n0 says:
he's on the phone
j0n0 says:
will get him here now

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
what's he a woman?

j0n0 says:
just hear him out, he seems agitated with j00, dude

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
k, I'll cool it on the jokes
mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
tension everywhere it seems

j0n0 says:
k, hold on

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mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
hey Lee
mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
what did I say wrong?

SlipperyDuck says:
yeou realise IF FNK busy
SlipperyDuck says:
you called my a cunt doos

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
yeah so?
mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
you couldn't be a cunt if you tried, cunt's are useful

SlipperyDuck says:
fk you guys - Im not happy with you lot today, you all having a go at me...
SlipperyDuck says:
I dont need this

SlipperyDuck has left the conversation.

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
no more than usual

j0n0 says:
ffs
j0n0 says:
i told you to go easy, mate!

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
geez, that time of the month?

SlipperyDuck has been added to the conversation.

j0n0 says:
slippy, put as tampon in it and hear him out ffs

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
ok I'm on mu bestest behaviour

SlipperyDuck says:
oh god, my boss is looking over my shoulder now
SlipperyDuck says:
thanks a lot

j0n0 says:
your boss is a dick

You have just sent a nudge.

j0n0 says:
i hope he saw that

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
rofl
mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) just sent you a nudge.

SlipperyDuck says:
THIS IS NOT WORK RELATED, PLEASE DISCONNECT THIS CHAT PROGRAM

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
Lee, so how have I offended your sensebilities this time?

SlipperyDuck says:
you're being a ass to me and thats that, I used to respect yuo

j0n0 says:
you used to type in ingrish too

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
was it my poor spelling or my shyte grammar?

SlipperyDuck says:
fuck you both

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
Lee, I've always been an ass to you and if you respected me.... well then the jokes on you mate

SlipperyDuck says:
you're lucky yuo're not going to rage this year, I'm friken been working out just for such an occasion

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
threesome FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
If that's the case Lee, I'm there with bells on

SlipperyDuck says:
this is NOT A FUCKEN JOKE, I dont need this today

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
emo?

j0n0 says:
sheesh!
j0n0 says:
you ok, slippo?

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
Talk to us, we can help

SlipperyDuck says:
no, leave me alone

You have just sent a nudge.

SlipperyDuck says:
STOP FKN Nudging me I ACTUALLY WORK YOU KNOW!!!!

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
ok seems like you two need some space, I'll catch you guys later

SlipperyDuck says:
I expect this childish crap from grrr, but not from YOU, fucknut

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
blow me
mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
I said... BLOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
so get to blowing biatch!

SlipperyDuck says:
blow yourself assface

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
Lee you need to change you nick to emoDuck or something

SlipperyDuck says:
you still think this is a joke dont you

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
NO, you're the joke here

SlipperyDuck says:
the joke is having been invited to this thread
SlipperyDuck says:
thanks for ruining my monday

j0n0 says:
eish, dude
j0n0 says:
never seen him this worked up
j0n0 says:
why is he going off at you, tho?

mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
cause he thinks I care
mailto:?subject=&body= (E-mail address not verified) says:
plus he seems to have a carrot up his arse today


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

OMW!!!!!!

eish!!

[Today at 08:20:22 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Lee, you got MSN on your current PC?

[Today at 08:20:36 PM] SlipperyDuck: uh ja

[Today at 08:21:21 PM] Dr4g0nn3: So get online then.

[Today at 08:59:24 PM] flycatchr: hey all, back at last

[Today at 09:11:30 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Hi fly, how are j0nny and Bloed holding up?

[Today at 09:14:45 PM] flycatchr: not too bad

[Today at 09:14:48 PM] flycatchr: oked a tad tired

[Today at 09:14:54 PM] flycatchr: *looked

[Today at 09:15:39 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Damn man. What time did they leave for CPT again?

[Today at 09:17:17 PM] flycatchr: about 1.5 hours ago

[Today at 09:17:31 PM] flycatchr: 90 minutes

[Today at 09:17:54 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Shit, they won't get back until tomorrow sometime

[Today at 09:17:58 PM] flycatchr: (but thats not from JHB, i met them just past he toll)

[Today at 09:18:09 PM] flycatchr: grasmmer i think

[Today at 09:18:18 PM] flycatchr: Grassmere

[Today at 09:18:20 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I'll bet j0nno was pissed off?

[Today at 09:18:28 PM] flycatchr: something klike that

[Today at 09:18:42 PM] flycatchr: was dodging the taxis and the traffic

[Today at 09:18:50 PM] flycatchr: just a bit

[Today at 09:19:08 PM] flycatchr: he wasnt too polite to me either

[Today at 09:19:19 PM] flycatchr: could at least have said thanks

[Today at 09:19:21 PM] Dr4g0nn3: How the fuck does he manage to do a dumbass thing like leaveing a PC behind

[Today at 09:19:37 PM] flycatchr: but then he was tierd and cross

[Today at 09:19:38 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Fuck he can be such a moron sometimes

[Today at 09:19:48 PM] flycatchr: so i dont blame him

[Today at 09:20:11 PM] flycatchr: its no problem really

[Today at 09:20:45 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Just spoke with Stu. He's worried sick about his PC

[Today at 09:20:53 PM] flycatchr: dunno, he mummbled something about ice moving it

[Today at 09:21:01 PM] flycatchr: befoer they loaded it

[Today at 09:21:11 PM] flycatchr: so he musta thought it was in already

[Today at 09:22:39 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Jeez, he's gonna kick Stu's arse when he gets back

[Today at 09:22:48 PM] SlipperyDuck: yoh guys, is there anything I can do to help?

[Today at 09:22:51 PM] flycatchr: YEAH,

[Today at 09:23:09 PM] flycatchr: calm jono down a bit

[Today at 09:23:11 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Except that Stu will kick his scrawny arse first

[Today at 09:23:14 PM] gr@v1ty: how many pc's were left behind?

[Today at 09:23:19 PM] SlipperyDuck: think I should call him?

[Today at 09:23:36 PM] flycatchr: just ices

[Today at 09:23:38 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Just the one, AFAIK

[Today at 09:23:39 PM] Dr4g0nn3: J0no?

[Today at 09:23:48 PM] flycatchr: his cell is not answering lee, tried alrady

[Today at 09:23:53 PM] gr@v1ty: u know... I could have got someone to courrier it to him rather

[Today at 09:23:55 PM] Dr4g0nn3: He has no cellphone. Dunno if bloed has one?

[Today at 09:24:10 PM] SlipperyDuck: I'll call Bloeds phone

[Today at 09:24:12 PM] gr@v1ty: just 1 pc... sigh

[Today at 09:24:27 PM] flycatchr: he does, and it not answering, try again if you want

[Today at 09:24:35 PM] gr@v1ty: could have attached it to a tv package or something

[Today at 09:24:42 PM] gr@v1ty: pc would have been there by tomorrow afternoon

[Today at 09:24:48 PM] flycatchr: i treid earlier and he said it was on silent

[Today at 09:25:29 PM] flycatchr: me backhe phoned e

[Today at 09:25:32 PM] Dr4g0nn3: The only think stupider than leaving it behind was to drive back and fetch it

[Today at 09:25:43 PM] flycatchr: *he phoned me back

[Today at 09:25:45 PM] SlipperyDuck: sh1t, gonna have to wait it out then... sucks balls man

[Today at 09:26:06 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Damn I woulda thought j0no was smarter than that

[Today at 09:26:50 PM] Dr4g0nn3: WTF? Just got an SMS from Bloed

[Today at 09:27:06 PM] gr@v1ty: jono prob sms'd on bloed's phone

[Today at 09:27:08 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Fuck man, I think they've had an accident

[Today at 09:27:21 PM] flycatchr: what dra?

[Today at 09:27:36 PM] gr@v1ty: where? how far?

[Today at 09:27:37 PM] SlipperyDuck: shotbox refresh! LAG

[Today at 09:27:42 PM] SlipperyDuck: ah thats better, WHAT?

[Today at 09:28:06 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Just got an SMS from Bloed. Says that they're in a local hospital, near the Vall

[Today at 09:28:08 PM] SlipperyDuck: where?

[Today at 09:28:14 PM] flycatchr: oh dear

[Today at 09:28:37 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Hold on, I'm gonna try call him

[Today at 09:28:55 PM] gr@v1ty: doesn't sound good

[Today at 09:29:04 PM] gr@v1ty: maybe they're just stopping there to rest?

[Today at 09:29:25 PM] SlipperyDuck: I STILL CANT GET THROUGH...are they alright, what did the SMS say?

[Today at 09:29:28 PM] Dr4g0nn3: FFS!! Subscriber not available

[Today at 09:29:51 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Now I'm seriously getting worried

[Today at 09:30:35 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I dunno which one of them wrote the SMS.

[Today at 09:30:48 PM] SlipperyDuck: first this days starts out kuk, PLEASE dont let it end this way...

[Today at 09:31:10 PM] Dr4g0nn3: It just says that they are okay, no major damage

[Today at 09:31:33 PM] Dr4g0nn3: But teh bakkie is toast

[Today at 09:31:49 PM] flycatchr: i bet after all this that icey's pc is the least damageed

[Today at 09:32:07 PM] SlipperyDuck: oh shit, serious...who's PCs were in there?

[Today at 09:32:09 PM] Dr4g0nn3: fuck fuck fuck

[Today at 09:32:54 PM] Dr4g0nn3: That's a good point. I'm glad I didn't take my PC up

[Today at 09:33:05 PM] SlipperyDuck: Are they Stranded? You think They've got somewhere to stay @ the mo?

[Today at 09:33:18 PM] gr@v1ty: actually... who cares about the bakkie and the pc... how are the guys?

[Today at 09:33:32 PM] flycatchr: the sms said they were ok, it seems

[Today at 09:33:34 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Hold on. Why is jonny logged in to MSN?

[Today at 09:33:45 PM] flycatchr: at least his thumb is working

[Today at 09:34:04 PM] flycatchr: perhaps his office pc logs autmatic

[Today at 09:34:06 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Is someone fucking with me here? If so, it's in fucking poor taste

[Today at 09:34:23 PM] flycatchr: being monday today

[Today at 09:35:10 PM] SlipperyDuck: yar, thats enough from me....

[Today at 09:35:34 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I swear, if someone is fucking with me, I'll fucking kill them. It's the kind of shit that j0nny would pull

[Today at 09:35:38 PM] gr@v1ty: so? what's happening?

[Today at 09:35:48 PM] gr@v1ty: I don't know if I must go to Vaal or not?

[Today at 09:35:57 PM] gr@v1ty: where to go? which hospital?

[Today at 09:36:02 PM] flycatchr: no, grav, dont go

[Today at 09:36:14 PM] flycatchr: it does seem a bit too much now

[Today at 09:36:31 PM] gr@v1ty: I could go to the airport and deposit money if they are stranded

[Today at 09:36:32 PM] flycatchr: i wasnt invovled on bloeds sms

[Today at 09:36:33 PM] SlipperyDuck: was fun while it lasted

[Today at 09:36:34 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I have no idea. They didn't say

[Today at 09:36:53 PM] flycatchr: and i cant stand it any longer

[Today at 09:36:54 PM] Dr4g0nn3: WHAT???

[Today at 09:37:10 PM] SlipperyDuck: speak your mind mr fly

[Today at 09:37:12 PM] Dr4g0nn3: You miserable cunts. CUNTS!!

[Today at 09:37:20 PM] gr@v1ty: are they okay then?

[Today at 09:37:36 PM] gr@v1ty: if its a joke... then haha

[Today at 09:37:37 PM] Dr4g0nn3: And you were in on it, Mike?

[Today at 09:37:40 PM] flycatchr: they are in CT already

[Today at 09:37:47 PM] gr@v1ty: phew

[Today at 09:37:49 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Fuck dude, I expected better of you

[Today at 09:37:51 PM] flycatchr: not the hospital thing

[Today at 09:38:00 PM] flycatchr: iw asnt invovled in that

[Today at 09:38:16 PM] gr@v1ty: omw... the relief

[Today at 09:38:22 PM] flycatchr: so, for that i do humbly apologise

[Today at 09:38:24 PM] Dr4g0nn3: just fuck off and leave me alone. Cunt's, the lot of you

[Today at 09:38:39 PM] gr@v1ty: I knew nothing of it

[Today at 09:38:59 PM] flycatchr: i didnt expect it to go that far

[Today at 09:39:06 PM] gr@v1ty: I was just starting to move Kerry downstairs to the guest bedroom

[Today at 09:39:08 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I can't take this shit anymore. Consider this my resignation from teh clan

[Today at 09:39:10 PM] flycatchr: i know grav - you are in the clear

[Today at 09:39:22 PM] gr@v1ty: so I could get my stuff together and go to Vaal...

[Today at 09:39:32 PM] flycatchr: lol drag

[Today at 09:39:33 PM] gr@v1ty: or the airport depending on their situation

[Today at 09:39:48 PM] flycatchr: but seriously, sorry for the hospital thing

[Today at 09:39:50 PM] s3xy_j0nny: drag you big panty stain

[Today at 09:39:57 PM] s3xy_j0nny: stop being such a sissy

[Today at 09:40:30 PM] SlipperyDuck: jar, that was a woessy response dood

[Today at 09:40:34 PM] SlipperyDuck: I expected more

[Today at 09:40:58 PM] flycatchr: from ?

[Today at 09:40:58 PM] Dr4g0nn3: J0nny, fuck you dude

[Today at 09:41:10 PM] s3xy_j0nny: you missed your chance

[Today at 09:41:12 PM] Dr4g0nn3: You don't fuck with peoples emotions like that

[Today at 09:41:35 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I'm serious fly, so don't come the 'lol'

[Today at 09:41:58 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Jeez j0nny, I thought that you were a friend

[Today at 09:42:10 PM] flycatchr: SORRY

[Today at 09:42:23 PM] s3xy_j0nny: fly's my friend, not YOU

[Today at 09:42:25 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I can't believe what an absolute dick you are

[Today at 09:42:56 PM] SlipperyDuck: you see what a weekend of man love does to you lot....sheesh

[Today at 09:43:16 PM] s3xy_j0nny: i knew you were all punks, but this is positive proof

[Today at 09:43:18 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I've half a mind to drive over to your place and kick the shit out of you

[Today at 09:43:19 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Fuck you lee. Why are you stirring here

[Today at 09:43:51 PM] s3xy_j0nny: dont trip over my bike when you kick the door down - it's in teh lounge

[Today at 09:43:53 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I can't believe I voted for you. At least Grav didn't know about your sick shit

[Today at 09:43:53 PM] SlipperyDuck: dood, you had your go at me this morning already, havent you learnt your leason?

[Today at 09:44:13 PM] s3xy_j0nny: I can't believe ANYONE voted for lee

[Today at 09:44:23 PM] s3xy_j0nny: SIRIASSI

[Today at 09:44:25 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Please, pray I don't squash that piece of tinfoil when I come in there

[Today at 09:44:42 PM] flycatchr: stop causeing now s3xy

[Today at 09:45:03 PM] SlipperyDuck: Thank fuck you dont read me PMs about how fkn thankful everyone is that you're out

[Today at 09:45:04 PM] s3xy_j0nny: you're a fine one to talk

[Today at 09:45:05 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Fucking girly bike. Shoulda stuck with teh moped, at least that was honest

[Today at 09:45:06 PM] flycatchr: cauase now i am not gona sleep

[Today at 09:45:34 PM] s3xy_j0nny: oh, that's it, mini man, I'm riding over now

[Today at 09:45:51 PM] flycatchr: at least get it out of your systems please

[Today at 09:45:54 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Oh yeah. You really are stupid

[Today at 09:46:03 PM] s3xy_j0nny: you can't hide behind your mountain after a comment like that

[Today at 09:46:06 PM] flycatchr: moer each other stukkend

[Today at 09:46:27 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I'll snap you like a fucking twig, you malnourished little shit

[Today at 09:46:29 PM] s3xy_j0nny: i could do that with all my arms and legs tied behind my head

[Today at 09:46:48 PM] flycatchr: AND GET YOU R BLOODY PHONE FIXED S3XY

[Today at 09:47:06 PM] gr@v1ty: I would then like to thank Bloed for driving u guys safely home

[Today at 09:47:07 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Fuck, you. You still joke about this shit

[Today at 09:47:11 PM] s3xy_j0nny: i love you all

[Today at 09:47:13 PM] gr@v1ty: did Base get back fine too?

[Today at 09:47:23 PM] gr@v1ty: haven't heard from Stu or Base

[Today at 09:47:33 PM] s3xy_j0nny: They're hom,e

[Today at 09:47:37 PM] s3xy_j0nny: spoke to stu

[Today at 09:47:39 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I can't describe how disapointed I am. That's it, I'm outta here. Good luck with your sick little gang

[Today at 09:47:46 PM] SlipperyDuck: nah, they're fine dood, spoke to the fluffy one

[Today at 09:47:52 PM] gr@v1ty: cool that they're home, I mean

[Today at 09:48:09 PM] SlipperyDuck: think they're all sleeping

[Today at 09:48:34 PM] s3xy_j0nny: fly, you still with us?

[Today at 09:48:46 PM] flycatchr: yeah, flufss wanst onswering either

[Today at 09:48:57 PM] flycatchr: depends what you mean by WITH?

[Today at 09:49:55 PM] SlipperyDuck: someone just needs to copy paste to the talking shit thread now and the day is done

[Today at 09:50:01 PM] s3xy_j0nny: i think drag has something to tell youi

[Today at 09:50:09 PM] flycatchr: me?

[Today at 09:50:13 PM] s3xy_j0nny: ja

[Today at 09:50:33 PM] flycatchr: i would rather he PK's me than run away

[Today at 09:50:35 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Does the word 'Punk'd' nmean anything to you?

[Today at 09:50:50 PM] s3xy_j0nny: let us get a camera first

[Today at 09:50:59 PM] flycatchr: lol

eish!!!

you guys are a bunch of c%$#

I wouldnt take it stu!

[Today at 04:19:10 PM] Onyx: this time it wasn't me

[Today at 04:22:12 PM] Dragonne: Wasn't me neither

[Today at 04:22:31 PM] Flycatchr: what wasnt who??

[Today at 04:22:41 PM] Flycatchr: r am guilty by association?

[Today at 04:24:00 PM] Dragonne: Fly, you're always guilty, until proved innocent

[Today at 04:24:18 PM] Flycatchr: yeah, i know

[Today at 04:24:29 PM] * Flycatchr sigh heavily

[Today at 04:24:43 PM] Dragonne: Started with your little BF2 indiscretion...

[Today at 04:24:54 PM] Flycatchr: yup

[Today at 04:25:01 PM] Flycatchr: then the chicken bomb

[Today at 04:25:13 PM] Dragonne: That didn't help, no

[Today at 04:25:29 PM] Onyx: And who knows what else he's been getting up to

[Today at 04:25:47 PM] * Flycatchr looks over shoulder

[Today at 04:26:15 PM] Flycatchr: i got some stuff i need to blow up

[Today at 04:26:48 PM] Dragonne: Or burn to the ground...

[Today at 04:27:09 PM] Flycatchr: yeah, but since i am guilty first, the insurance wont pay

[Today at 04:27:23 PM] Flycatchr: so i will have o use a time delay thingy

[Today at 04:27:37 PM] Dragonne: The fact that you play Anti-Tank (BF2) or Pyro (TF2) counts quite heavily against you

[Today at 04:27:38 PM] Onyx: you need a time machine

[Today at 04:27:45 PM] Flycatchr: LOL

[Today at 04:28:10 PM] Onyx: DeLorean

[Today at 04:28:15 PM] * Flycatchr stares into flames

[Today at 04:28:22 PM] Flycatchr: eh?

[Today at 04:28:31 PM] Onyx: back to the future

[Today at 04:28:31 PM] Dragonne: at 55mph

[Today at 04:28:38 PM] Flycatchr: ok

[Today at 04:29:11 PM] Flycatchr: i did nealrly burn my garage down

[Today at 04:29:17 PM] Dragonne: Don't burn the DeLorean fly...

[Today at 04:29:25 PM] Flycatchr: mmmm, ok

[Today at 04:29:45 PM] Flycatchr: the extension was too short to go out the back door of the gaage

[Today at 04:29:47 PM] Dragonne: Put down the jerry can and flares

[Today at 04:29:56 PM] Dragonne: back away slowly

[Today at 04:30:06 PM] Flycatchr: and the door was locked, so i stuck the steel in the vice on the table inside

[Today at 04:30:18 PM] Flycatchr: and started grinding away

[Today at 04:30:36 PM] Flycatchr: forgetting that the fireworks box was at the back of the table

[Today at 04:30:54 PM] Flycatchr: with the magnesium flashes and the widow makers

[Today at 04:31:18 PM] Flycatchr: had to scramble over furniture to get to the back of the garage for the dogs water bowl

[Today at 04:31:24 PM] Flycatchr: was JUST enough water

[Today at 04:31:32 PM] Flycatchr:

[Today at 04:31:50 PM] Dragonne: And now you claim that it was an accident...

[Today at 04:31:58 PM] Flycatchr: weeeeeeell

[Today at 04:32:06 PM] Flycatchr: when did i claim it was an accident?

[Today at 04:32:22 PM] Dragonne: good point. SO you admint that it wasn't

[Today at 04:32:30 PM] Flycatchr: what wasnt?

[Today at 04:32:41 PM] Flycatchr: shooting my balls was an accident

[Today at 04:32:47 PM] Dragonne: towering inferno

[Today at 04:33:08 PM] Dragonne: Ummm, I actually don't want to know about that one

[Today at 04:33:19 PM] Flycatchr: ok, you sure?

[Today at 04:33:48 PM] Onyx: very

[Today at 04:33:55 PM] Flycatchr: lol, ok

[Today at 04:34:02 PM] Flycatchr: it wasnt that sore

[Today at 04:34:11 PM] Onyx: you sure?

[Today at 04:34:24 PM] Flycatchr: there was a moment when i wasnt sure

[Today at 04:34:26 PM] Dragonne: But your voice went up an octave?

[Today at 04:34:38 PM] Flycatchr: HALF an octave

[Today at 04:34:42 PM] Dragonne: That explains your squeaky mic...

[Today at 04:34:49 PM] Flycatchr: ROFL

[Today at 04:34:57 PM] Flycatchr: no that was me trying to sing

[Today at 04:35:01 PM] Onyx: mike/mic

[Today at 04:35:08 PM] Flycatchr: hehe

[Today at 04:35:10 PM] Dragonne: Cats run in fear

[Today at 04:35:22 PM] Flycatchr: you have NO idea

[Today at 04:35:47 PM] Dragonne: I do. I've heard you

[Today at 04:36:05 PM] Dragonne: Well, the portions that were audible to the human ear, anyway

[Today at 04:36:14 PM] Flycatchr: LOL, no i was refering to the other reason cats run in fear

[Today at 04:36:20 PM] Flycatchr: HAHAHA

[Today at 04:36:37 PM] Dragonne: You really should wear pants when you leave the house

[Today at 04:37:04 PM] Onyx: LOL

[Today at 04:37:45 PM] Flycatchr: i like my kilt

[Today at 04:38:29 PM] Onyx: so what do you wear under your kilt?

[Today at 04:38:57 PM] Dragonne: Ummm, Kilt's shouldn't be "mini's". Those are for girls

[Today at 04:39:09 PM] Flycatchr: why?

[Today at 04:39:16 PM] Flycatchr: mine shrunk in the wash

[Today at 04:39:35 PM] Flycatchr: URRRMMMMM, wouldnt ou like to know ony

[Today at 04:40:01 PM] Dragonne: I think with teh mini kilt, Onny will know pretty soon

[Today at 04:40:09 PM] Flycatchr: LOL

[Today at 04:40:43 PM] Onyx: And i can put my poker face on so that nobody can see my reaction

[Today at 04:41:09 PM] Flycatchr: thanks, i would appreciate that

[Today at 04:41:48 PM] Dragonne: Fly with his poker, you witha poker face. Interesting concept

[Today at 04:42:00 PM] Flycatchr: ROFL

[Today at 04:43:20 PM] Onyx: we need a camera

[Today at 04:44:04 PM] Dragonne: With a very sturdy lens

[Today at 04:44:24 PM] Dragonne: which has a powerful zoom feature

[Today at 04:45:10 PM] Onyx: that's your job then.. to hold the camera and take the pic

[Today at 04:45:53 PM] Dragonne: No thanks. I plan on being very very far away from the sight of fly in a mini kilt

[Today at 04:46:00 PM] Flycatchr: a guilty man who did many things

[Today at 04:46:09 PM] Flycatchr: with a paintball his poker did ping

[Today at 04:46:21 PM] Flycatchr: now you have no idea

[Today at 04:46:25 PM] Flycatchr: how cats run in fear

[Today at 04:46:31 PM] Flycatchr: when fly lifts his kilt and sings

[Today at 04:46:48 PM] Dragonne: You haven't lost your touch Mike

[Today at 04:46:54 PM] Flycatchr:

[Today at 04:46:58 PM] Onyx: thats great

[Today at 04:47:03 PM] Flycatchr: hehe

[Today at 04:49:32 PM] Onyx: you did it again!

[Today at 04:49:54 PM] Flycatchr: what? lit your fire??

[Today at 04:50:07 PM] Onyx: lol

While we're on the topic of speaking shit...
Here's an article written by Jeremy Clarkson, and printed in the Sunday Times, London, March 1 2009


I dare you to visit Johannesburg, the city for softies

It’s the least frightening place on earth, yet everyone speaks of how many times they’ve been killed that day
Jeremy Clarkson
Every city needs a snappy one-word handle to pull in the tourists and the investors. So, when you think of Paris, you think of love; when you think of New York, you think of shopping; and when you think of London – despite the best efforts of new Labour to steer you in the direction of Darcus Howe – you think of beefeaters and Mrs Queen.
Rome has its architecture. Sydney has its bridge. Venice has its sewage and Johannesburg has its crime. Yup, Jo’burg – the subject of this morning’s missive – is where you go if you want to be carjacked, shot, stabbed, killed and eaten.
You could tell your mother you were going on a package holiday to Kabul, with a stopover in Haiti and Detroit, and she wouldn’t bat an eyelid. But tell her you’re going to Jo’burg and she’ll be absolutely convinced that you’ll come home with no wallet, no watch and no head.
Jo’burg has a fearsome global reputation for being utterly terrifying, a lawless Wild West frontier town paralysed by corruption and disease. But I’ve spent quite a bit of time there over the past three years and I can reveal that it’s all nonsense.
If crime is so bad then how come, the other day, the front-page lead in the city’s main newspaper concerned the theft of a computer from one of the local schools? I’m not joking.
The paper even ran a massive picture of the desk where the computer used to sit. It was the least interesting picture I’ve ever seen in a newspaper. But then it would be, because this was one of the least interesting crimes.
“Pah,” said the armed guard who’d been charged with escorting me each day from my hotel to the Coca-Cola dome where I was performing a stage version of Top Gear.
Quite why he was armed I have absolutely no idea, because all we passed was garden centres and shops selling tropical fish tanks. Now I’m sorry, but if it’s true that the streets are a war zone, and you run the risk of being shot every time you set foot outside your front door, then, yes, I can see you might risk a trip to the shops for some food. But a fish tank? An ornamental pot for your garden? It doesn’t ring true.
Look Jo’burg up on Wikipedia and it tells you it’s now one of the most violent cities in the world . . . but it adds in brackets “citation needed”. That’s like saying Gordon Brown is a two-eyed British genius (citation needed).
Honestly? Johannesburg is Milton Keynes with thunderstorms. You go out. You have a lovely ostrich. You drink some delicious wine and you walk back to your hotel, all warm and comfy. It’s the least frightening place on earth. So why does every single person there wrap themselves up in razor wire and fit their cars with flame-throwers and speak of how many times they’ve been killed that day? What are they trying to prove?
Next year South Africa will play host to the football World Cup. The opening and closing matches will be played in Jo’burg, and no one’s going to go if they think they will be stabbed.
The locals even seem to accept this, as at the new airport terminal only six passport booths have been set aside for non-South African residents.
At first it’s baffling. Why ruin the reputation of your city and risk the success of the footballing World Cup to fuel a story that plainly isn’t true? There is no litter and no graffiti. I’ve sauntered through Soweto on a number of occasions now, swinging a Nikon round my head, with no effect. You stand more chance of being mugged in Monte Carlo.
Time and again I was told I could buy an AK47 for 100 rand – about £7. But when I said, “Okay, let’s go and get one”, no one had the first idea where to start looking. And they were even more clueless when I asked about bullets.
As I bought yet another agreeable carved doll from yet another agreeable black person, I wanted to ring up those idiots who compile surveys of the best and worst places to live and say: “Why do you keep banging on about Vancouver, you idiots? Jo’burg’s way better.”
Instead, however, I sat down and tried to work out why the locals paint their city as the eighth circle of hell. And I think I have an answer. It’s because they want to save the lions in the Kruger National Park.
I promise I am not making this up. Every night, people in Mozambique pack up their possessions and set off on foot through the Kruger for a new life in the quiet, bougainvillea-lined streets of Jo’burg. And very often these poor unfortunate souls are eaten by the big cats.
That, you may imagine, is bad news for the families of those who’ve been devoured. But actually it’s even worse for Johnny Lion. You see, a great many people in Mozambique have Aids, and the fact is this: if you can catch HIV from someone’s blood or saliva during a bout of tender love-making, you can be assured you will catch it if you wolf the person down whole. Even if you are called Clarence and you have a mane.
At present, it’s estimated that there are 2,000 lions in the Kruger National Park and studies suggest 90% have feline Aids. Some vets suggest the epidemic was started by lions eating the lungs of diseased buffalos. But there are growing claims from experts in the field that, actually, refugees are the biggest problem.
That’s clearly the answer, then. Johannesburgians are telling the world they live in a shit-hole to save their lions. That’s the sort of people they are. And so, if you are thinking about going to the World Cup next year, don’t hesitate.
The exchange rate’s good, the food is superb, the weather’s lovely and, thanks to some serious economic self-sacrifice, Kruger is still full of animals. The word, then, I’d choose to describe Jo’burg is “tranquil”.