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Hubris wrote:Hahaha very good, I'm impressed! You got a few wrong though so chase those up on mumble when you get a chance. 2, 3 and 4.


as soon as I'm back in SA I will jump on mumble and get them..., flying to Tanzania tomorrow morning and of to mount Kilomanjaro on Sat
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Q1 : How did the game go
Paul: Paul : Those fucking dipshit hackers came at us like a bull trying to ram a Spaniard in tights
Paul: "Firstly they went on and on and on about UAC! Fuck UAC! UAC ain't nothing, why you niggas questioning my honour? Is it because I am black?"
Paul: "Then they came to a knife fight with a sword! A sword I tell you! Those limp wristed fools need a sword to counter act our brilliance"
Paul: "Didn't matter though, even though we lost the knife fight we still go the maps we wanted,nooooooobs!"
Paul: "After that I didn't concentrate much because I busy getting blown by all of the PewPew guys mom's"
Paul: "Even one of the sisters wanted to join in and I was all like Bitch please, you need to go practise first"
Paul: ANd that boys and girls is how you mother fucking answer a mother fucking question!
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1. If 10 men and 5 women do a work in 3 days. In how many days will 3 men and 2 women do it?
2. [B]How can a man go eight days without sleep?[/B]
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Voetsek-Mikey wrote:1. If 10 men and 5 women do a work in 3 days. In how many days will 3 men and 2 women do it?
2. [B]How can a man go eight days without sleep?[/B]


Still 3 days
he doesn't sleep for 8 days :p
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Q1 : How did the game go
Paul: Paul : Those fucking dipshit hackers came at us like a bull trying to ram a Spaniard in tights
Paul: "Firstly they went on and on and on about UAC! Fuck UAC! UAC ain't nothing, why you niggas questioning my honour? Is it because I am black?"
Paul: "Then they came to a knife fight with a sword! A sword I tell you! Those limp wristed fools need a sword to counter act our brilliance"
Paul: "Didn't matter though, even though we lost the knife fight we still go the maps we wanted,nooooooobs!"
Paul: "After that I didn't concentrate much because I busy getting blown by all of the PewPew guys mom's"
Paul: "Even one of the sisters wanted to join in and I was all like Bitch please, you need to go practise first"
Paul: ANd that boys and girls is how you mother fucking answer a mother fucking question!
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Clearly zero fucks are given to my application !!! :confused:
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Q1 : How did the game go
Paul: Paul : Those fucking dipshit hackers came at us like a bull trying to ram a Spaniard in tights
Paul: "Firstly they went on and on and on about UAC! Fuck UAC! UAC ain't nothing, why you niggas questioning my honour? Is it because I am black?"
Paul: "Then they came to a knife fight with a sword! A sword I tell you! Those limp wristed fools need a sword to counter act our brilliance"
Paul: "Didn't matter though, even though we lost the knife fight we still go the maps we wanted,nooooooobs!"
Paul: "After that I didn't concentrate much because I busy getting blown by all of the PewPew guys mom's"
Paul: "Even one of the sisters wanted to join in and I was all like Bitch please, you need to go practise first"
Paul: ANd that boys and girls is how you mother fucking answer a mother fucking question!
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it was clearly a 0FG weekend Jackie boy :p

so - the hairy blender - you almost have right, find me online and i will demonstrate :)

there are some mouses that have a setting on them that make the blender more effective - what is that button and why ?

please explain your GFs reaction when you tell her what a tea bag is and once you know exactly what a blender is, her reaction to that too :)
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ok, some more questions... I am enjoying this...

1. When are you coming back to SA... I need a hand with the burglar bars in the games room.
2. How many grrr-members is linked to CTWUG, name them in alphabetical order
3. When will you get connected onto CTWUG
4. Will you screw a dead chicken? Explain your answer.
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Skouperd wrote:ok, some more questions... I am enjoying this...

1. When are you coming back to SA... I need a hand with the burglar bars in the games room.
2. How many grrr-members is linked to CTWUG, name them in alphabetical order
3. When will you get connected onto CTWUG
4. Will you screw a dead chicken? Explain your answer.


1. Friday night late, can assist over the weekend
2. 2 - Jarrod, Skouperd
3. Once you get me the kit :D
4. You sick f*ck........ so NO , wait maybe on weekends :readthis:
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Q1 : How did the game go
Paul: Paul : Those fucking dipshit hackers came at us like a bull trying to ram a Spaniard in tights
Paul: "Firstly they went on and on and on about UAC! Fuck UAC! UAC ain't nothing, why you niggas questioning my honour? Is it because I am black?"
Paul: "Then they came to a knife fight with a sword! A sword I tell you! Those limp wristed fools need a sword to counter act our brilliance"
Paul: "Didn't matter though, even though we lost the knife fight we still go the maps we wanted,nooooooobs!"
Paul: "After that I didn't concentrate much because I busy getting blown by all of the PewPew guys mom's"
Paul: "Even one of the sisters wanted to join in and I was all like Bitch please, you need to go practise first"
Paul: ANd that boys and girls is how you mother fucking answer a mother fucking question!
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BadA$$jack wrote:1. Friday night late, can assist over the weekend
2. 2 - Jarrod, Skouperd
3. Once you get me the kit :D
4. You sick f*ck........ so NO , wait maybe on weekends :readthis:


1. Thanks, let's play it by ear, perhaps we can have a braai, I haven't had one in ages.
2. You are missing 2 grrr guys on that list. The one have the longest link on CTWUG, while the other one is working at Home Choice. May I suggest you just jump on TS / Mumble when you are back in SA, then you could chat with the guys and find out who's who. (or you could bribe some individual with biltong....)
3. Kit is awaiting a money transfer... ;-)
4. Whether or not you are prepared to screw a dead chicken has nothing really to do with anything, the cool thing is analysing the thought process that went into formulating the answer. Analysing said thought patern and answer actually tells one a lot about your moral fibre and how much you've been indoctrinated by various believes. When I've asked this question to religious fanantics, (apart from them nearly burning me at a stake), they immediately answer with a "no ways!" but when you start analysing the response and the reason for their answer, one determines that they have no real reason for their strong answer and that the response is based on nothing more than indoctrination. In a UK parlementary hearing on beastiality, the question arised whether screwing a living animal should be condemned or not... one female MP's ((aparantly a good looking one at that) stood up and addressed the floor... "Look Ladies and Gentlemen, I will rather be fucked than eaten. If we are to ban beastiality, we might as well all become vegans". The case was closed. You have no problem to eat chickens, so what exactly is the problem with screwing a dead one? Any event, that's my mind phuck for the morning... I am off to do some real work... (Ps, if you go back to the archives on Mensa, this was actually a serious debate in 2004)

Ps. regarding the braai... how does stuff chicken sound like?
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Skouperd wrote:1. Thanks, let's play it by ear, perhaps we can have a braai, I haven't had one in ages.
2. You are missing 2 grrr guys on that list. The one have the longest link on CTWUG, while the other one is working at Home Choice. May I suggest you just jump on TS / Mumble when you are back in SA, then you could chat with the guys and find out who's who. (or you could bribe some individual with biltong....)
3. Kit is awaiting a money transfer... ;-)
4. Whether or not you are prepared to screw a dead chicken has nothing really to do with anything, the cool thing is analysing the thought process that went into formulating the answer. Analysing said thought patern and answer actually tells one a lot about your moral fibre and how much you've been indoctrinated by various believes. When I've asked this question to religious fanantics, (apart from them nearly burning me at a stake), they immediately answer with a "no ways!" but when you start analysing the response and the reason for their answer, one determines that they have no real reason for their strong answer and that the response is based on nothing more than indoctrination. In a UK parlementary hearing on beastiality, the question arised whether screwing a living animal should be condemned or not... one female MP's ((aparantly a good looking one at that) stood up and addressed the floor... "Look Ladies and Gentlemen, I will rather be fucked than eaten. If we are to ban beastiality, we might as well all become vegans". The case was closed. You have no problem to eat chickens, so what exactly is the problem with screwing a dead one? Any event, that's my mind phuck for the morning... I am off to do some real work... (Ps, if you go back to the archives on Mensa, this was actually a serious debate in 2004)

Ps. regarding the braai... how does stuff chicken sound like?


1. Sounds cool, will let you know
2. Jarrod, Skouperd, Slodaz, Stu
3. Thought you guys had "extra" kit...... donations???
4. You sick F*ck..... still NO !!!! :retard:
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Q1 : How did the game go
Paul: Paul : Those fucking dipshit hackers came at us like a bull trying to ram a Spaniard in tights
Paul: "Firstly they went on and on and on about UAC! Fuck UAC! UAC ain't nothing, why you niggas questioning my honour? Is it because I am black?"
Paul: "Then they came to a knife fight with a sword! A sword I tell you! Those limp wristed fools need a sword to counter act our brilliance"
Paul: "Didn't matter though, even though we lost the knife fight we still go the maps we wanted,nooooooobs!"
Paul: "After that I didn't concentrate much because I busy getting blown by all of the PewPew guys mom's"
Paul: "Even one of the sisters wanted to join in and I was all like Bitch please, you need to go practise first"
Paul: ANd that boys and girls is how you mother fucking answer a mother fucking question!
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BadA$$jack wrote:1. Sounds cool, will let you know
2. Jarrod, Skouperd, Slodaz, Stu
3. Thought you guys had "extra" kit...... donations???
4. You sick F*ck..... still NO !!!! :retard:


2. You have Slodaz correct yes, but it ain't Stu...
4. Guess it gives a new meaning to term "being a chicken shit" now doesn't it...
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