Jokes of the Day

[NiteShade]

ROFL @ best fight

[SoSheOhPathix]

That fight is a clip from the film "Never Back Down" so I dunno how that counts...

If you want to see a worthwhile clip of a Capoera fighter in action, watch the film 'Protector' starring Tony Jaa

[baselineac]

WTF?????

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[baselineac]

people are strange

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[baselineac]

could they all come from pauls family photo album?

[SoSheOhPathix]

Would you believe, that second-last pic is an arty silencer?



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[baselineac]

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected the

following
A litre of milk
A carton of eggs
A carton of orange juice
A 250 gram package of bacon
A head of lettuce
A 1 kilo can of coffee
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the Cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the Six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my elections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said:
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied,

"Cause you're kak ugly."

[baselineac]

the saying goes "the grass isnt always greener"

and HELL YEAHH IT SUCKS WHEN THEY ARE RIGHT

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[SoSheOhPathix]

Here's one for Juan... Hey! That rhymed!

Mexican words of the day

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

[AuRoRa]

These photo's were taken in Brakpan - a shop owner got tired of all the crime in his shop and decided to do something.

The Brakpan Lion



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