Jokes of the Day

[SoSheOhPathix]

Kids today get to learn really cool stuff.


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[SoSheOhPathix]

More demotivational posters...


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[gr@v1ty]

"When I was small, I used to have an imaginary friend. He used to follow me around everywhere. I used to talk to him and he used to grant me wishes.
Then I grew up and stopped going to church."

[SoSheOhPathix]

I got so many of these, I will just post a few every day to prevent them getting boring... like religion.


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[Paul]

Keep posting dude, I love motivational posters!

[Megageth]

Maybe this is old but I just heard it and hosed myself.

Q: What is the definition of 'making love'?
A: What a woman does whilst a man is fucking her.

[flycatchr]

Six Truths of Life


1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.











2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.












3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.














4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

















5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.















6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.



I apologise about this. I'm an idiot and I needed company.

[SoSheOhPathix]

See below (the page insisted I write something here)

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[Onyx]

[SoSheOhPathix]

Some more

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