Die Duiwel van die kinder bybel :P

[duiwel]

s3xy_j0nny ]
I have seen you on the servers. Be prepared... there will be questions, many of them unanswerable, yet you must answer them all in order to succeed.

The following are designed to ensure that you chat to pretty much everyone in the clan, or at least find out about them, via any means you choose:

1. What is pmurgs' favourite dessert?
2. What is leelo's alter ego persona?
3. Which clan did Hubris and NoMaD belong to before they joined [grrr]?
4. Which town was Megageth born in?
5. What is Paul's favourite catch phrase?
6. What is Voetsek Mikey's real name?
7. What country is Niteshade from?
8. If Onyx offers you a sweetie, what do you say?
9. What is Flycatchr's teabag technique called?
10. Why the fuck is SloDaz such a hairy bastard? a)he is part werewolf] to you?
16. What does the 'Phat' in Phatso stand for?
17. What was Cr0n0s' nickname before he changed it to Cr0n0s? (I bet a lot of the ppl in this clan would get this wrong.)
18. Where the hell is gr@v1ty?
19. If Baseline offers you a sweetie, what do you say?

EDIT: BONUS QUESTION

Who are the Fourtrekkers? List them in order of their reigns.

Hey guys, these are the answers I have so far:

1. Never before have the gods adorned mankind with anything more sublime than CHEESECAKE! *froth*
2. SlipperyDuck (lol)
3. Clan Torment
5. "You better check yourself before you wreck yourself"
6. Christo Struwig
7. United States, Illinois to be exact.
8. Thank you Onyx, this will be the sweety to end all sweeeeetieees!!! *nomnomnomnomnom*
9. The Hairy Blender
11. Axel and Athos
12. Well his golfballs article just confused the hell out of me, so all I can say is, unless he's Superperd, a fat sack like me wont travel very far,
I'd say 5 meters before I crater the earth and cause a second ice age.
13. Niteshade
14. Th0r_23
15. To join in the fun, besides he knows im a crazy bastard and would fit right in!

I am still working on the rest, let me know if this is up to standard j0nny

[s3xy_j0nny]

Fuckin A+ so far old chap!

[Stu]

This may be a bit old for you but tell me where the following is from.

Quote: "Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. "

and

Quote: "...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu...... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.

Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen."


Explain why this is one of the greatest works in history!

[Thor_23]

riiiiight .....

my 5c

1.say you has a couple of incidents which led you to believe that there is a problem, what would you need to find to solve the problem?
2.WOW /LOTRO?
3.Please give me a exact description as to how to get to witbank? i need a very literal one....
4.which company did both myself and Jackal work for that doesn't exist anymore
5.Who is the gayest : Paul/Jonno

[duiwel]

1.say you has a couple of incidents which led you to believe that there is a problem, what would you need to find to solve the problem?

huh?

[Thor_23]

1.say you has a couple of incidents which led you to believe that there is a problem, what would you need to find to solve the problem?

huh?

no its not "huh"

its a general scenario..... the answer is a term

Does that help?

[NoMaD]

oooh ooh ooh! *waves hand in the air* pick me! pick me! i want to answer!

[NoMaD]

find a hand saw! to hack hubris's body up and hide it in a black bag at the bottom of the vaal dam! BOOM! thats how you answer that! DOUBLE BOOM!

[Paul]

find a hand saw! to hack hubris's body up and hide it in a black bag at the bottom of the vaal dam! BOOM! thats how you answer that! DOUBLE BOOM!

Bam!!!! That just happened!! Fuck Pauls are awesome!!

[NiteShade]

@Duiwel : Who did you bribe to find out I was from the USA?!

Also, when do you normally play BC2? I'd love a chance to meet up with you on TS and play some rounds!