Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:45 am
dude, do you sit on youtube the whole day?
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Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:45 am
dude, do you sit on youtube the whole day?
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:10 pm
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:55 pm
How to prepare to win a clan match, eat:
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:58 am
SlipperyDuck wrote:How to prepare to win a clan match, eat:
Damn! We don't have it in SA!
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:53 am
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:22 pm
What's Coming Next? (Copied from an email, really dof neighbour!)
I was setting up a large, cast aluminum, decorative sundial in my yard that I had purchased from a garden catalog.
A neighbor, an old Florida fellow, was leaning on the fence watching my progress and asked, "What the heck's that for?"
I explained, "It's a sundial. See, the sun will hit that small triangular spike and cast a shadow on the face of the sundial. Then, as the sun moves across the sky, the shadow also moves across the calibrated dial, enabling a person to determine the correct time."
My neighbor shook his head and muttered, "Huh, what will they think of next?!"
I was setting up a large, cast aluminum, decorative sundial in my yard that I had purchased from a garden catalog.
A neighbor, an old Florida fellow, was leaning on the fence watching my progress and asked, "What the heck's that for?"
I explained, "It's a sundial. See, the sun will hit that small triangular spike and cast a shadow on the face of the sundial. Then, as the sun moves across the sky, the shadow also moves across the calibrated dial, enabling a person to determine the correct time."
My neighbor shook his head and muttered, "Huh, what will they think of next?!"
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:59 am
heh heh
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Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:15 pm
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:57 am
Today, I picked up my mother-in-law at the airport.
She's getting a little up there. She's at the age where she doesn't remember things too well.
So, when I saw her, I said, "Thanks for coming. Have a nice flight!"
She's getting a little up there. She's at the age where she doesn't remember things too well.
So, when I saw her, I said, "Thanks for coming. Have a nice flight!"