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This is for Stu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMG-QJAJZGM&feature=related

ANNOUNCEMENT
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.
This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

A picture paints a thousands words.... that the hubby daren't say:


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A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him.

'My name is Carmen,' she told him.

'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'

'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things
I like most -- cars and men.'

'What's your name?' she asked..

He said, 'B. J. Titsenbooze'

Saw this Millers ad recently, thought it was brilliant...

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Phone Number Magic Trick

1. Grab a calculator.(You won't be able to do this one in your

head)

2. Key in the first three digits of your Telkom phone (Not the

area code)

3. Multiply by 80

4. Add 1

5. Multiply by 250

6. Add the last 4 digets of your phone number

7. Add the last 4 digets of your phone number again

8. Subtract 250

9. Divide number by 2



Answer: your telkom phone number

Signs I'd like to see...

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More

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Last one, promise...

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