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[Paul]

Afrikaans murgs? Seriously half these soaties won't understand a thing

[s3xy_j0nny]

My turn... muahahahaaa...

1. When does two plus two equal five?
2. So you play FIFA on the XBOX... what penance should you have to perform to redeem yourself from these shamefull antics to be allowed into civilized society again? (this one is for double points)
3. Jonny and Pauls secret love child. How old is he/her, where does he/she live and what makes him/her such a unique individual on this planet?
4. Azimuth... explain what this word means in your own terms. Diagrams would be helpfull.
5. Why do you play BC2? What is it about the game that you enjoy and keeps you coming back to the servers every night?
6. Describe the most embarassing moment you have had with a woman.
7. BF1942/BFV/BF2/BF2SF/BF2142/BC2. Which is your favourite and why? Which is your least favourite and why? Your answer needs to be written in afrikaans.

Hurrah! Murgs is around!

[Stu]

nothing wrong with xd00s! I think it is an awesome platform for the odd casual game.

[J_Th4ng]

nothing wrong with xd00s! I think it is an awesome platform for the odd casual game.

And you don't get anything more casual than Stubacca...

[Stu]

nothing wrong with xd00s! I think it is an awesome platform for the odd casual game.

And you don't get anything more casual than Stubacca...

nope you don't! nothing like holding conference calls with multi-nationals in one's PJ's!!! AWESOME STUFF

[Paul]

nothing wrong with xd00s! I think it is an awesome platform for the odd casual game.

And you don't get anything more casual than Stubacca...

nope you don't! nothing like holding conference calls with multi-nationals in one's PJ's!!! AWESOME STUFF

Stu that is not a conference call you are holding in your PJs, I think you could call it a twitter

[Hubris]

Pmurgs, (don't worry fly, I'm still working on a worthy answer for yours)

Q1: Whenever I'm drunk... alternatively, when ANC members do anything related to numbers.
Q2: I think a hundred hail Drogba's/Anelka's should cover it But I'm willing to concede that harsher penance may be appropriate and two hail Rooneys will be the absolute extreme bordering on inhumanity.
Q3: Hahaha... undoubtedly androgynous although technically female until it's next seasonal sex change takes place. It is a toddler (or a twisted midget variant), I'm guessing 5; but again, standard conventions of age are hard to apply with cases of severe and grotesque mutation. I think uniqueness speaks for itself, as offspring born of the male womb... the predator mouth must be the most discerning feature.
Q4: Reprints and signed copies are offered at great expense (the art is is in their connection and "apparent" meaninglessness). If you don't get it, just move on to Q6.

Q5: I think the squad play is the real attraction... Mind you, the Russian accents are awesome - GRANADA BASCHWA! I like that its almost contemporary warfare but arcadey enough to be fun. The bugs drive me crazy though - not yesterday was I knifed through a wall. Also, I'm missing the commander style gameplay - but I guess thats only because it's BC and not Field.
Q6: Hahaha... really? I was in love with my high-school sweetheart and visiting on her family farm in Mooiriver. Her father was a dairy farmer who must have weighed over 110kg and her mother was of similar girth and of similar disapproving sentiment towards me. I was sleeping in the absent brother's bedroom when my girlfriend appeared in some steamy kit (or rather lack of it) and a look to kill. I was led tiptoeing to her room and promptly set to the business of putting happiness. After about 20min ( sycho , the lights suddenly went on and I turned around to see Mrs. Griffin had pulled the covers off - exposing my shocked bonor to her displeased eyes and shouts of "CHRIST, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!". I sat at the dinner table with them for breakfast the next morning and three days after that. Moment? Week of embarrassment and covering (nobly I might add) for my girlfriend's obvious lust for my bodeh.
Q7: My gunsteling Battlefield spelietjie moet BF2142 wees, ek hou van die fresh-to-death futurista wapens en die Titan wedstryd vorm. Maar die "pod-drop" dak jag was vreeslik snaaks. Ek dink BF1942 was die kakste van die franchise... Die graphikie was lelik soos my hond se kak en manne was altyd orals die (f*ck this is hard) map.

[Phatso]

[b]futurista

You just redeemed yourself for picking j0nny over Johnny and thinking WoW players live in basements. Also, your paint skills rival that of any deviant-artists.

[Skouperd]

sorry hubris, but it appears as if you've done a reasonable job at answering some of the questions, here's mine:

1. Intel or AMD?
2. NVidia or AMD?
3. Gigabyte or Asus?
4. H20 or 02?
5. Jono or Paul?

Please do not use the letter "E" in any of your answers....

[Hubris]

Skouprd,

No problm, sorry for th dlay in answring.

Q1: Intl.
Q2: NVidia FTW!
Q3: Gigabyt
Q4: H20 for sur... *glug glug glug
Q5: Paul, mixing it up

Fly I'm still bfulld by your qustion... Patinc plas mat.