Ek soek hom die djop. (again) Haha.

[Onyx]

Awww, Eggy. Uiteindelik Nou kan ek heeltyd aan my gunsteling ontbyt dink...

Ok, net gou-gou:

1. Your 5 best qualities
2. Your 5 worst qualities
3. If you could choose to be a woman (famous/infamous or whoever), who would it be and why?
4. When was the most frightened/scared you have ever been in your life?
5. Your best pick-up line when meeting or wanting to impress a lady.

[Thor_23]

1. It would have been any of these gents/chimps :
s3xy_j0nny
Megageth
gr@v1ty
leelo0270
Dragonne
Flycatchr
Candidate
Voetsek-Mikey
flufster_wolf
SloDaz

Knowing them, they would have played WrG at some stage at the start, can't recall that far back.

2. I still stay here. I have a parafoil kite, that is about as close as I'll get. I hate swimming in the ocean.

Close enough on the name list.
First one was against EC if I am not mistaken.

[Irish_Luck28]

Eggy! Whats up dude.
1. Potato salad- With or without egg? Marmite toast- With or without cheese?
2. If you could finally get your hands on Sonic, what would you do to him?

[Megageth]

First was against EC (Easy Company) and it was easy. 2nd was WrG methinks...

[Skouperd]

Eggy, since I understand that my questions was a bit harsh on you and your profession, I figured I'd give you a way out of them. If you can confirm the following, then you are excused to answer my other questions.

I've asked Kalgat the following question: Assume your screen is capable of 800x600 resolution, and it is capable to display 256 colours, how many images can you display on the screen in total. He cheated by only giving us the formula but did not bother to actually calculate the answer. The formula is 256^(800x600), or 256^480000. Using nothing more than Excel, I've since calculated that number and it is slightly bigger than what the maximum lenght is that I am allowed to post on this forum. If you can confirm if the following number is indeed the accurate answer, you are excused to answer my previous question:

The answer to 256^480,000 produces an answer that is 1,155,956 digits long. The first 8 digits of this answer is: 15,252,803.... the last 9 digits is: .......673,590,376. The number is made up of the following digits:
0 appears 115,148
1 appears 115,405
2 appears 116,122
3 appears 115,551
4 appears 115,861
5 appears 115,895
6 appears 115,671
7 appears 115679
8 appears 115,110
9 appears 115,514

Please confirm if you agree with the above number as being the correct answer... for an accountant, should not take more than about 10 minutes to verify if the numbers balances or not... ;-)

Ps... in hindsight, I must have been seriously bored to have gone ahead and calculate that freaken number... ;-)

[KakHard]

1. Explain why the only two professions that ranks lower than that of attorney on the morality scale is that of an accountant and a politician.
2. Makita, Bosch, Hitachi or DeWalt? What specials can you get Fly and me?
3. Considering your profession, and since your profession is all experts in Excel, please expose 5 bugs found in Excel (bonus points if you can demonstrate where calculations are incorrect).
4. Please list 10 games that the people who are actually going to LAN at rAge should play in your absence. Bonus points for TrackMania, and Supreme Commander. Double bonus points if you have the cracked versions for us to take with.
5. Explain your lame excuse for never inviting Ass and Me to the Cape Town LAN parties…
6. Explain your even bigger lame excuse for not attending rAge 2013
7. Since you are the knower of all clans, list the worst and best clans in terms of personality for BF2 and BF3.

1. I can only speak for myself and those I know in all those professions. I only know Accountants who's moralities are intact, must be the circles other people roam in.
As for attorneys....well...I know a few that would bend the system to get what they want, so not my favorite profession. Politicians I have no opinion about.

2. All four brands are good, it's all about aftersales service.Only one company deals with all of those and that would be Apple (not the ipod company.
As I am not morally corrupt I can only give you deals that the company have going at any given time.
We also get taxed on any staff purchases that we do and seeing that I am that person taxing them I will be taxing myself. :P
3. I am the IT Manager/HR Manager and Management Accountant for 4 companies, Aint nobody got time fo dat.
4. Savage2, Age of Empires II: Age of Kings, Left 4 Dead 2, Flatout 2, (notice all the 2's?) COD4, SWAT 4, Ghost Recon series, Rainbow 6 Series, Crysis Wars, Red Alert 3
5. The last CPT LAN I went to was Dec OC 2011. Organise one and I will gladly join. :P
6. I don't have enough leave/time to justify the trip this year. I have already told my boss I'm coming next year.
7. BF2 : Best - Grrr/HF (Tied) , Worst - FiB.
BF3 : Best - Grrr/AFGS/BAWS (We not a clan though) , Worst - NSD (not all of them)/Geezers

[KakHard]

1. Your 5 best qualities
2. Your 5 worst qualities
3. If you could choose to be a woman (famous/infamous or whoever), who would it be and why?
4. When was the most frightened/scared you have ever been in your life?
5. Your best pick-up line when meeting or wanting to impress a lady.

1. 1 - I go out of my way to be good to people
2 - I'm always calm when shit hits the fan
3 - I'm the "go-to-guy" for most of my friends
4 - Try to bring a smile to people around me
5 - I succeed in things I put my mind to
2. 1 - Sometimes I'm TOO kind and people abuse that trait
2 - If you cross me I might forgive but I seldom forget
3 - I am very set in my ways
4 - I don't eat greens
5 - I'm shy
3. Catherine Zeta-Jones. I would touch myself all night long. Haha
4. When my dad told me to look after my mom when he's gone. That moment that you realize he's made peace. He died a week later.
5. You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.

[KakHard]

1. Potato salad- With or without egg? Marmite toast- With or without cheese?
2. If you could finally get your hands on Sonic, what would you do to him?

1. Without egg. With cheese
2. Even though my name is not derived from that guy....I'd give him back his wallet that he dropped the moment he started running.

[BigBadBarts]

10. As an ex-bouncer I reckon he would still have all of them. Unless he loves the sugar sweeties...

Ja unfortunately, they happen to be few and far between these days...4 extractions later, no incisors from grinding my teeth and a massive chip in my front top tooth...my once lovely mouth of pearly whites is now a scattered mess of chips, cracks and holes where once there was glory. But I like the way you think...truth be told, I've lost more fights than I've won...although my last fight I won by 100m. ;-)

[Onyx]

7. BF3 : Best - Grrr/AFGS/BAWS (We not a clan though) , Worst - NSD (not all of them)/Geezers

Apparently they don't take kindly to being t-bagged. No fun...