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Jokes of the Day
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scicopathix
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For some reason, everyone seems to think that traffic cops are stoopid...
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s3xy_j0nny
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Can't read what the ticket is for. I assume the guy is being ticketed for following too close, when actually he is being towed?
From the darkness you must fall
Failed and weak, to darkness all.
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scicopathix
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The Polo got fined for speeding....
Do you know IE has a zoom function?
This was the size that 'Microsoft Office Picture Manager' recommended for posting on web sites. I assumed Microsoft knew what they were doing... silly me.
Do you know IE has a zoom function?
This was the size that 'Microsoft Office Picture Manager' recommended for posting on web sites. I assumed Microsoft knew what they were doing... silly me.
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i got a fine in pretoria for jumping a red light, i thought it was orange, but i didnt argue with the oriface cause he didnt put an amount in for the fine, i sne them an envelope with the fine and no money and said "paid in full"
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shaolintiger
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Re: Jokes of the Day
scicopathix wrote:For some reason, everyone seems to think that traffic cops are stoopid...
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baselineac
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Did anyone read the paper last week (Mercury) where the main headline stated the following?
It's not too late for whites to say sorry for apartheid.............
the email that went around responding to the headline.
Subject: We Apologise
To the Previously Disadvantaged
We are sorry that our ancestors were intelligent, advanced and daring enough to explore the wild oceans to discover new countries and develop them.
We are sorry that those who came before us took you out of the bush and taught you that there was more to life than beating drums, killing each other and chasing animals with sticks and stones.
We are sorry that they planned, funded and developed roads, towns,mines, factories, airports and harbours, all of which you now claim to be your long deprived inheritance giving you every right to change and rename these at your discretion.
We are sorry that our parents taught us the value of small but strong families, to not breed like rabbits and end up as underfed,diseased, illiterate shack dwellers living in poverty.
We are sorry that when the evil apartheid government provided you with schools, you decided they'd look better without windows or in piles of ashes.
We happily gave up those bad days of getting spanked in our all white schools for doing something wrong and much prefer these days of freedom where problems can be resolved with knives and guns.
We are sorry that it is hard to shake off the bitterness of the past when you keep on raping,torturing and killing our friends and family members, and then hide behind the fence of "human rights" with smiles on your faces.
We are sorry that we do not trust the government. We have no reason to be so suspicious because none of these poor hard working intellectuals have ever been involved in any form of corruption or "irregularities".
We are sorry that we do not trust the police force and, even though they have openly admitted that they have lost the war against crime and criminals, we should not be negative and just ignore their corruption and carry on hoping for the best.
We are sorry that it is more important to you to have players of colour in our national teams than winning games and promoting patriotism. We know that sponsorship doesn't depend on a team's success.
We are sorry that our border posts have been flung open and now left you competing for jobs against illegal immigrants from our beautiful neighbouring countries.
All of them countries that have grown into economic powerhouses after kicking out the "settlers".
We are sorry that we don't believe in witchcraft, beetroot and garlic cures, urinating on street corners, virginity testing, slaughtering of bulls in our back yards, trading women for cattle and other barbaric practices.
Maybe we just grew up differently.
We are sorry that your medical care, water supplies, roads, railways and electricity supplies are going down the toilet because skilled people who could have planned for and resolved these issues had to be shown away because they were of the wrong ethnic background and now have to work in foreign countries where their skills are more needed.
We are so sorry that we'd like this country to fulfil its potential so we can once again be proud South Africans.
Regards,
The Previously Advantaged
It's not too late for whites to say sorry for apartheid.............
the email that went around responding to the headline.
Subject: We Apologise
To the Previously Disadvantaged
We are sorry that our ancestors were intelligent, advanced and daring enough to explore the wild oceans to discover new countries and develop them.
We are sorry that those who came before us took you out of the bush and taught you that there was more to life than beating drums, killing each other and chasing animals with sticks and stones.
We are sorry that they planned, funded and developed roads, towns,mines, factories, airports and harbours, all of which you now claim to be your long deprived inheritance giving you every right to change and rename these at your discretion.
We are sorry that our parents taught us the value of small but strong families, to not breed like rabbits and end up as underfed,diseased, illiterate shack dwellers living in poverty.
We are sorry that when the evil apartheid government provided you with schools, you decided they'd look better without windows or in piles of ashes.
We happily gave up those bad days of getting spanked in our all white schools for doing something wrong and much prefer these days of freedom where problems can be resolved with knives and guns.
We are sorry that it is hard to shake off the bitterness of the past when you keep on raping,torturing and killing our friends and family members, and then hide behind the fence of "human rights" with smiles on your faces.
We are sorry that we do not trust the government. We have no reason to be so suspicious because none of these poor hard working intellectuals have ever been involved in any form of corruption or "irregularities".
We are sorry that we do not trust the police force and, even though they have openly admitted that they have lost the war against crime and criminals, we should not be negative and just ignore their corruption and carry on hoping for the best.
We are sorry that it is more important to you to have players of colour in our national teams than winning games and promoting patriotism. We know that sponsorship doesn't depend on a team's success.
We are sorry that our border posts have been flung open and now left you competing for jobs against illegal immigrants from our beautiful neighbouring countries.
All of them countries that have grown into economic powerhouses after kicking out the "settlers".
We are sorry that we don't believe in witchcraft, beetroot and garlic cures, urinating on street corners, virginity testing, slaughtering of bulls in our back yards, trading women for cattle and other barbaric practices.
Maybe we just grew up differently.
We are sorry that your medical care, water supplies, roads, railways and electricity supplies are going down the toilet because skilled people who could have planned for and resolved these issues had to be shown away because they were of the wrong ethnic background and now have to work in foreign countries where their skills are more needed.
We are so sorry that we'd like this country to fulfil its potential so we can once again be proud South Africans.
Regards,
The Previously Advantaged
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shaolintiger
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Re: Jokes of the Day
scicopathix wrote:I'm not sorry...
Fuck the poor!
I agree one must only worry about yourself screw the rest they dont worry about you
Re: Jokes of the Day
If you have a bit of a twisted sense of humour you will find this funny
http://www.cracked.com/video_14774_crackedcom-describes-pornography.html
http://www.cracked.com/video_14774_crackedcom-describes-pornography.html
