Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:57 pm
Lucky for who? 
Go to www.google.com
Type in : "find chuck norris"
And hit the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button
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Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:57 am
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:14 pm
Dr4g0nn3 wrote:Go to www.google.com
Type in : "find chuck norris"
And hit the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button
dam hillariaaaaas did not expect that
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:20 am
Drag you must have been bored out of your mind to have picked that up lol
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:13 am
If u look for "Chuck Norris" in youtube, they have the instructions there. Also, u can see Chuck Norris reading Chuck Norris jokes... his personal favorite: "Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his cupboard to see if Chuck Norris is there"
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:49 am
This is the best joke I've seen in a long time:
Pandor unveils pledge for school pupils
February 13 2008 at 05:52AM
A pledge that the government intends having all schoolchildren recite during morning assembly was unveiled by Education Minister Naledi Pandor on Tuesday.
Based on the preamble of the constitution, it was "intended to internalise those values we, as South Africans, have thought to be important", Pandor said.
The matter was first raised by President Thabo Mbeki in his State-Of-The-Nation address last week.
Pandor said it would be open for public comment "to see if we can live with it" and, depending on the response, children could be heard reciting it by mid-March.
The pledge reads:
"We, the youth of South Africa, recognising the injustices of our past, honour those who suffered and sacrificed for justice and freedom.
"We will respect and protect the dignity of each person, and stand up for justice.
"We sincerely declare that we shall uphold the rights and values of our constitution, and promise to act in accordance with the duties and responsibilities that flow from these rights."
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Never mind actually educating the kids at school (30% pass mark is no education, IMO), let's brainwash them, and make damned sure the black kids born after 95 can remember apartheid, and continue to use it as an excuse for their ineptitude for many many years to come.
Pandor unveils pledge for school pupils
February 13 2008 at 05:52AM
A pledge that the government intends having all schoolchildren recite during morning assembly was unveiled by Education Minister Naledi Pandor on Tuesday.
Based on the preamble of the constitution, it was "intended to internalise those values we, as South Africans, have thought to be important", Pandor said.
The matter was first raised by President Thabo Mbeki in his State-Of-The-Nation address last week.
Pandor said it would be open for public comment "to see if we can live with it" and, depending on the response, children could be heard reciting it by mid-March.
The pledge reads:
"We, the youth of South Africa, recognising the injustices of our past, honour those who suffered and sacrificed for justice and freedom.
"We will respect and protect the dignity of each person, and stand up for justice.
"We sincerely declare that we shall uphold the rights and values of our constitution, and promise to act in accordance with the duties and responsibilities that flow from these rights."
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Never mind actually educating the kids at school (30% pass mark is no education, IMO), let's brainwash them, and make damned sure the black kids born after 95 can remember apartheid, and continue to use it as an excuse for their ineptitude for many many years to come.
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:57 am
i dont think we need to worry, how many of them will actually inderstand that
and those that do will most likely think it a bit of a joke, AFAIK most of the youth today are more concerned about cellphones and jobs
and those that do will most likely think it a bit of a joke, AFAIK most of the youth today are more concerned about cellphones and jobs
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:04 am
Or rather, cellphones, after-school sex, drugs, and violence.
But that's okay, AIDS will get 'em...
But that's okay, AIDS will get 'em...
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:44 pm
LOL at this drunk guy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAMT0Ua-j3c
Re: Jokes of the Day
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:18 pm
A zoo keeper is concerned about his gorilla who is acting overly aggressive. He thinks its because she's in heat but his problem is there are no male gorilla's around. He got desperate, so he went looking for a suitable mate. He had a sudden thought while passing Patrick, the janitor...
"Hey! Patrick! How would you like to sleep with Betty, our gorilla, for 500 bucks?", he asked.
"Okay! But on 3 conditions", Patrick says,"Firstly, no kissing. Secondly, it must be done in private so nobody knows about it."
"Yes! Yes! Of course!" says the zoo keeper, "But what is the third condition?"
Patrick blushes a bit, then says, "I'm gonna need a bit of time to come up with the 500 bucks"
"Hey! Patrick! How would you like to sleep with Betty, our gorilla, for 500 bucks?", he asked.
"Okay! But on 3 conditions", Patrick says,"Firstly, no kissing. Secondly, it must be done in private so nobody knows about it."
"Yes! Yes! Of course!" says the zoo keeper, "But what is the third condition?"
Patrick blushes a bit, then says, "I'm gonna need a bit of time to come up with the 500 bucks"