GRRR Squad Forum

Th0r_23 wrote:Hey Tiger, so happy you applied!

here is mine

1. please think of a term that Paul will be known as when he has finished his term. ie Paul"the homo", Paul"the tyrant"
like they did in the good ol days
2. What was my original BF2 nick?
3. what is the most important word you can spell with the letter "B" also justify your answer?
4. was mega's original bf2 nick which of te folowing: A: Mega Cena B: Megageth C: Chatterbox
5. who is Lee's fav spooning partner?

1. Paul the poo slinging monkey. Isnt that what the dictionary says as a definition of Paul?
2. I have know idea? grrr.George?
3. Boobs, because boobs are gooooood!
4. Megageth, but he was noob. Megacocksucker has a better ring to is.
5. thats an easy one, his winnie the pooh teddy.

Voetsek-Mikey wrote:Don't listen to Paul. Chirp some more.

1. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
2. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
3. How many questions am I going to ask?
4. What is the colour of jono's underpants?
5. How much douche could a douchebag douche if a douche bag could douche?

1. Common miss understanding of how evolution works. Evolution is not a process to improve anything. Its not a process of getting from one thing to another. It is jus ta process of what works survives, what doesn't dies. Therefore monkeys and apes still being around is simply because their survival adaptations were good enough for them to still be around. Ours was simple an improvement on them.
2. Depends if my foot is also on the other ones heads.
3. 2 more after this one?
4. Blue with a big red S
5. Douchebags cant douche because douching requires a bag that is not douched.

Flycatchr wrote:

TygerBS wrote:

Flycatchr wrote:you had me at pink ponies BUT there is still one serious question you have to answer:

What is a hairy blender?

Commonly know as a t-bag, or paul's moms vejayjay

almost, but you need to describe the action once the bag is distended

Dip, swirl, gargle, repeat.

TygerBS wrote:

Voetsek-Mikey wrote:4. What is the colour of jono's underpants?

4. Blue with a big red S

Membership approved!

Onyx wrote:Hi Tyger

Nice to see you have finally found the golden line and made your way to our shores.
I love tigers (most felines) so you have a slight edge there already - maybe

While your brain is contemplating and being overloaded with the guys' questions, I will try and ease it a bit by taking you to the world of luscious and delightful things to eat. I am sure you have some favourite meals/puddings and maybe some fruit or vegetables too. Compare them to each one of us with an explanation why you made that choice.

P.S. You hungry yet?

Paul is a Sea cucumber, cause it serves no purpose and no body wants to eat it.
Jono, is a biltong all chewy and stuff.
Fly, is a baked potato, with lots of stuffing, and abit of sour cream.
pmurgs, is a watermelon...dur!
Mikey is a fiery chilly pepper that makes you bum itch.
geth, is a dodo burger because he is missing in action.
Lee, is string cheese
Drag, is a fine french meal with too much garlic
Thor, is a boery roll, with fried onions and mato sauce.
Ony, is a vanilla milk shake with wiped cream.

Skouperd wrote:Enough fooling around, the real serious questions:

1. Explain RAID 6, double points if you can explain the mathematics.
2. Write a thesis on who the luckiest guy in GRRR is, then use Fibonachi numbers to proof it.
3. Explain why Phatso and Jono insist on sharing a room everytime we are at RAGE.
4. If you are a member of the clan, explain your tactics on how you do everything in your power to make the clan leader's role as easy, or misserable, as poissible. Double points if you know who the clan leader is. Tripple points if you choose your course of action correctly.

1. raid ^ was the 6th raid in the boer war. It revolved around running naked through the bush to distract the Englishman, while the other guys stole their woman and hair brushes. The mathematics are simple. if naked winkie = 1, and Big boobs = 8, and a hair brush also = 1 Then 8 - 1 - 1 = Raid 6
2. The luckiest guy in Grrr is def paul, because non one else would have him. as for a thesis.... fuck off, you write a fucking thesis. F_n = F_{n-1} + F_{n-2},\!\
3. Its to do with the J in their name. Its the same as their bent lip and useless winkies.
4. Paul is clan leader. I will do absolutely nothing to help in anyway shape or form. I have run clans for years and am sick and tired of getting mother fuckers to do what is required. So fuck paul!

I am going to be honest here, you are not winning me over unless this is like when you are in primary school you know a girl likes you when she hits you

Paul wrote:I am going to be honest here, you are not winning me over unless this is like when you are in primary school you know a girl likes you when she hits you

I may not be winning you over.... but i am beating you

Tyger vs Assassin


Go!!!!!

You have one match, and are trapped in a cold dark room, you have an Oil lamp, a gas heater and a gas stove, which one do you light first? (All of them have to be lit)