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Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:33 pm
by BigBadBarts
Skouperd wrote:As a rule of thumb... rugby players NEVER uses the term "little" to describe themselves... ever.
yeah, but its like that shit the yanks do...they name the local Yeti in town Tiny...besides I wasn't actually describing myself I was merely giving you a few inside facts on me....having said that though, I'm not tall or anything but I'm pretty wide.
you assume all members here can read... in that regard, please list all the members of GRRR who failed at least one year in school.
based on your comment above regarding the "little" I can see you managed to slip another year in...definitely Irish and dirtypora and based on the constant abuse I've seen most certainly Paul and Stu....sexy Johnny? Yeah, fuck it why not...think he was too busy working the corridors for tuck money to study.
What exactly do you mean by "ex-Rugby player", bear in mind that people like BadAss also played rugby, primary school I appreciate, but being an ex-rugby player tells me absolutely nothing about either your or BadAss current physical or mental ability. As such, please describe for me in no less than 50 words, why ex-rugby players should receive special treatment here.
No listen, my current physical state is appauling...ex-rugby player because I spent 10 years playing in the 2nd division in London, while abusing my body and mind with copious amounts of recreational drugs and as such I have had ops on both knees, shoulders are wrecked and I found out last week my nose has been broken for the past 7 - 10 years, go figure. We shouldn't receive special attention at all, infact we've had so much pussy thrown at us and nights out partying and having fun, the ex-rugby players should be spending our free time brown nosing geeks online into liking us so we can be members of a squad that if our rugby playing teams mates ever found out we'd be banned from the bars at the local rugby club let alone be allowed to watch Super 15 and compete in SuperBru.
All these numbers makes me curious, 2 v 2, second place... explain to me why would some species, humans for instance, have two sexes if there are animals that is quite capable to reproduce with only a single sex? Please feel free to use big words here since we've already lost Paul, BadAss and Russian at this stage of the conversation.
Honestly, that is a mystery to me because given half the chance I'd love to have my own pussy so I could pleasure myself twice...
That ain't funny.
You're right its not funny at all, I happen to take my drugs very seriously and I never mix shnarf with pills and alcohol only 2 at a time but LSD I keep for nature cos that shit gets real....
I am speachless! Most species will have sex for the sole purpose of reproduction, however some species (like humans for instance) will also have it purely for enjoyment. Name other mammal species that will also have sex as a form of enjoyment rather than purely for reproduction purposes.
You spelt speechless wrong I know you definitely spent more time at school than the rest of us...I'm willing to open my mediacentre up to you though if you like, what you into Skouperd...you like that animal shit hey? Hmmm, dont have any bestiality or under age shit but anything else you want I got.
Only other animal I can think of that would have sex for enjoyment would be a pig...cos that nigga's climax last for 30 minuntes so you better believe they eating and fucking as for mammals though I dont have a clue.
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:35 pm
by BigBadBarts
dirtypora wrote:You shout your whore mouth irish!!Good for nothing mofo
Shout your whore mouth...FML, when are you going to learn to talk dirty? (excuse the pun)
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:39 pm
by Irish_Luck28
lol. I'm just joking Russian.
Barts, can you tell me where this quote comes from? It should be right up your alley...
“Turn the goddam music up! My heart feels like an alligator!”
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:59 pm
by BigBadBarts
Irish_Luck28 wrote:lol. I'm just joking Russian.
Barts, can you tell me where this quote comes from? It should be right up your alley...
“Turn the goddam music up! My heart feels like an alligator!”
Fear and loathing in Las Vegas - what a movie...
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:16 am
by Phatso
Hey dude, welcome to the gauntlet.
1. Seriously though, do you really take stuff on a weekly basis? Are you trolling? I know we have a pretty open minded attitude towards the green, but you sound like you stepped out of trainspotting.. Should we be worried about this?
2. What high-school did you go to?
3. Have you ever realised you said something you shouldn't have? What was it?
4. Favourite FPS of all time?
5. What is your drink of choice?
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:32 am
by BigBadBarts
Phatso wrote:Hey dude, welcome to the gauntlet.
1. Seriously though, do you really take stuff on a weekly basis? Are you trolling? I know we have a pretty open minded attitude towards the green, but you sound like you stepped out of trainspotting.. Should we be worried about this?
2. What high-school did you go to?
3. Have you ever realised you said something you shouldn't have? What was it?
4. Favourite FPS of all time?
5. What is your drink of choice?
Hey bud, thanks for the opportunity to apply.
1. Nah, I was heavily involved years ago before I left for the UK, got myself in some deep water with some nasty people and fled. But those days are gone, I've been married for 10 years already got 2 kids so it was time to hang up the ummm...gloves? I can honestly I've tried them all, H only in the form of powder digested through pills so never injected it...while I can relate alot to Trainspotting I've never been that far down the road...possibly a road parralel and not as long though. LOL !! Definitely nothing to worry about, I speak my mind openly and dont mind people knowing what I did and where I have come from, it should be used an example of human will and desire to make yourself better and not use crap excuses like, I come from a broken home, I have an ingrown toe nail...yada yada yada. (but thanks for the concern bud)
2. Ah man, this one is gonna count against me I know it...I matriculated from Mondeor High School in 1992, why am I telling you the date so you can see it was before all the kak started there. So, yes I am from the south of Jozi and for my sins I still live there.
3. I might have wanted to show the biggest baddest bouncer at 3:30 (serious club in Point road Durbs) pictures of me banging his sister when he refused me entrance but I cant remember, I just know I woke up the next morning with a very sore face and no money in my pockets.
4. I have to say BF3, like I mentioned cut my teeth on the original MOH and loved the game, was mad about COD in the mid 00's but for sheer realism and multiplayer enjoyment BF3 is streaks ahead in my opinion.
5. Captein spannie seile, captein sy is myne...has to be without a shadow of a doubt Captain Morgan and Coke, beer glass, only ever a double with loads of ice - otherwise known as a rum cocktail in Sandton or a Cappuccino in Brakpan.
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:50 am
by Stu
"In the quiet words of the mother virgin come again?" - Name the movie
How would you describe your FPS play style. You may use Irish and the filthypora as negative reference points.
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:06 am
by BadA$$jack
Ready for this nuthouse???
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:50 am
by BigBadBarts
Stu wrote:"In the quiet words of the mother virgin come again?" - Name the movie
How would you describe your FPS play style. You may use Irish and the filthypora as negative reference points.
Only the best movie Brad Pitt ever played in, thats Brick Top from Snatch...I still love his "I dont care if he's Muhammed-I'm-Hard-Bruce Lee, you cant change figters"
If I have to be blatantly honest here, and this might count against me...I hate camping, I'm very gungho and if anyones going to jump into a nest of vipers its gonna be me but I want to know that when I do I have the right guys watching my back and while I soften the enemy up, my crew will rock up and clean their pipes and then hopefully rev me. Fuck Irish and Pora those bitches need to check themselves before they wreck themselves.
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:56 am
by BigBadBarts
BadA$$jack wrote:Ready for this nuthouse???
100 cement...PUT ME IN COACH I'M READY !!
Truth be told, the little session last night was the most fun I've had in BF3 in months, I was literally ready to pack it in but being welcomed by you boys and hearing the good crack between you all was exactly what I'm looking for.