Ark: Survival Evolved

Post by **s3xy_j0nny** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 11:40 am

It's called [ZA] Jurassic Park or something like that.

Post by **Megageth** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 5:16 pm

What news from the new server? Have you rebuilt the *switches to hallowed tones* Tower of the Gods?
What new critters since I played? Screenshots and stories plox, I have withdrawals.

TisH · Post by **TisH** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:21 am

Thanks for my pink armor

. Yay

Post by **s3xy_j0nny** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 3:38 pm

Tish: Pleasure for the pink armour.

Mega: Tons of new dinos, too many to mention. We have been securing a base at the foot of the red obelisk. All is now pretty much ready, except we still need gun turrets. Also, when they release the new weather biomes this weekend, we will be smack bang in the middle of the snow biome, so we wait with baited breath to see how that affects us.

We have a small army of Dilos and Dodos, 1 pteranodon, 1 doedicurus, 1 anky, 1 icthyosaur, 2 fertiliser pigs, 1 sabre, 1 mammoth and 1 t rex. Vanilla xp and taming means things take siriassi time. took me 4.5 hrs to take our lvl 70 mammoth :wow:

We've done 2 out of 6 caves.

Basically, we need you to come back from tour and put up gun turrets and tame big fighting dinos. New server has cool rules like raiding on weekends only, and no killing dinos set to passive, but Lee and I sense the imminent attempts of some of the bigger tribes to come and steal our lucky charms. We need to stockpile weapons etc so when it happens we can at least offer some token resistance.

Post by **Megageth** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 3:11 pm

Sweet potato pie. Back in *checks calendar* 2 weeks. Then, cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dodos of war!

Post by **s3xy_j0nny** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 8:39 pm

We have a pack of bloodthirsty dilos as well; trespassers' ankles beware!

Post by **s3xy_j0nny** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:32 am

I wrote a long and highly entertaining piece this morning with an update for Mega etc, but pc got powered down unexpectedly and I lost everything, so here's the synopsis:

There's new shit in the game including the snow and swamp biomes and dinos that are now specific to those regions only.
The snow biome pretty much centres around our base on the new server.
When they rolled out the biome patch, all structures within the affected areas were destroyed including the base Lee and I have been building for the past month or so.
We are in the process of rebuilding in the new and extremely harsh snow conditions, but we were raided yesterday and the fuckers took everything we had, including our fur armour which takes quite some resource grinding, and is essential to survival in the cold.
The fuckers who raided us are the Dragon Keepers tribe; we will have our revenge, I swear to Lucifer!

RussianElite. · Post by **RussianElite.** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 10:03 am

Hahahahaha, the Dragon tribe must know not to Fuck with Lucifer!

Post by **Megageth** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:49 pm

Vengeance is a dish best served cold.

Morphza · Post by **Morphza** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:13 pm

I've been hearing these chants of revenge for a while now... when do we get a report on some revenge raiding?