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Re: Continue my story...

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:17 am
by Stu
Alice moved stealthily through the forest, when suddenly she came to a clearing and noticed...
...she forgot to put on panties as the slight breeze blew up her skirt...
...the breeze did a sudden Uturn to get away....
... So Alice fashioned a pair of undies from a couple fig leaves. When she looked up, she gasped when she saw....
... an all-too-familiar silhouette outlined against the early morning sun...
...of a penis shaped human with an aroma of foot and ass, she knew it was Paul.
...Alice thought to herself "The peoples of grrrville obsess too much over Paul the great.”
Scratching where the fig leaves are starting to irritate her delicate, soft, skin, she decides to ignore Paul and rather be on her way.
...so she stared with a hop skip and a jump in her step and made her way down the shady path...

Re: Continue my story...

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:17 am
by Onyx
Alice moved stealthily through the forest, when suddenly she came to a clearing and noticed...
...she forgot to put on panties as the slight breeze blew up her skirt...
...the breeze did a sudden Uturn to get away....
... So Alice fashioned a pair of undies from a couple fig leaves. When she looked up, she gasped when she saw....
... an all-too-familiar silhouette outlined against the early morning sun...
...of a penis shaped human with an aroma of foot and ass, she knew it was Paul.
...Alice thought to herself "The peoples of grrrville obsess too much over Paul the great.”
Scratching where the fig leaves are starting to irritate her delicate, soft, skin, she decides to ignore Paul and rather be on her way.
...so she started with a hop skip and a jump in her step and made her way down the shady path...
Alice was trying to focus on her where she was going, but couldn't shrug the feeling that she was also being watched.

Re: Continue my story...

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:35 am
by Stu
Alice moved stealthily through the forest, when suddenly she came to a clearing and noticed...
...she forgot to put on panties as the slight breeze blew up her skirt...
...the breeze did a sudden Uturn to get away....
... So Alice fashioned a pair of undies from a couple fig leaves. When she looked up, she gasped when she saw....
... an all-too-familiar silhouette outlined against the early morning sun...
...of a penis shaped human with an aroma of foot and ass, she knew it was Paul.
...Alice thought to herself "The peoples of grrrville obsess too much over Paul the great.”
Scratching where the fig leaves are starting to irritate her delicate, soft, skin, she decides to ignore Paul and rather be on her way.
...so she started with a hop skip and a jump in her step and made her way down the shady path...
Alice was trying to focus on her where she was going, but couldn't shrug the feeling that she was also being watched.
glancing over her should on the odd occasion only to catch a glimpse of...

Re: Continue my story...

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:59 pm
by s3xy_j0nny
Alice moved stealthily through the forest, when suddenly she came to a clearing and noticed...
...she forgot to put on panties as the slight breeze blew up her skirt...
...the breeze did a sudden Uturn to get away....
... So Alice fashioned a pair of undies from a couple fig leaves. When she looked up, she gasped when she saw....
... an all-too-familiar silhouette outlined against the early morning sun...
...of a penis shaped human with an aroma of foot and ass, she knew it was Paul.
...Alice thought to herself "The peoples of grrrville obsess too much over Paul the great.”
Scratching where the fig leaves are starting to irritate her delicate, soft, skin, she decides to ignore Paul and rather be on her way.
...so she started with a hop skip and a jump in her step and made her way down the shady path...
Alice was trying to focus on her where she was going, but couldn't shrug the feeling that she was also being watched.
glancing over her shoulder on the odd occasion only to catch a glimpse of...
a metaphor for her life; an endless journey without beginning or end in sight, with his ever-present shadow looming above each weary step.

Re: Continue my story...

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:26 pm
by Onyx
Alice moved stealthily through the forest, when suddenly she came to a clearing and noticed...
...she forgot to put on panties as the slight breeze blew up her skirt...
...the breeze did a sudden Uturn to get away....
... So Alice fashioned a pair of undies from a couple fig leaves. When she looked up, she gasped when she saw....
... an all-too-familiar silhouette outlined against the early morning sun...
...of a penis shaped human with an aroma of foot and ass, she knew it was Paul.
...Alice thought to herself "The peoples of grrrville obsess too much over Paul the great.”
Scratching where the fig leaves are starting to irritate her delicate, soft, skin, she decides to ignore Paul and rather be on her way.
...so she started with a hop skip and a jump in her step and made her way down the shady path...
Alice was trying to focus on her where she was going, but couldn't shrug the feeling that she was also being watched.
glancing over her shoulder on the odd occasion only to catch a glimpse of...
a metaphor for her life; an endless journey without beginning or end in sight, with his ever-present shadow looming above each weary step.
She decided not to ponder on it too much, for now, but rather have a nibble on one of the tasty treats she had brought with her.

Re: Continue my story...

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:27 pm
by Stu
Alice moved stealthily through the forest, when suddenly she came to a clearing and noticed...
...she forgot to put on panties as the slight breeze blew up her skirt...
...the breeze did a sudden Uturn to get away....
... So Alice fashioned a pair of undies from a couple fig leaves. When she looked up, she gasped when she saw....
... an all-too-familiar silhouette outlined against the early morning sun...
...of a penis shaped human with an aroma of foot and ass, she knew it was Paul.
...Alice thought to herself "The peoples of grrrville obsess too much over Paul the great.”
Scratching where the fig leaves are starting to irritate her delicate, soft, skin, she decides to ignore Paul and rather be on her way.
...so she started with a hop skip and a jump in her step and made her way down the shady path...
Alice was trying to focus on her where she was going, but couldn't shrug the feeling that she was also being watched.
glancing over her shoulder on the odd occasion only to catch a glimpse of...
a metaphor for her life; an endless journey without beginning or end in sight, with his ever-present shadow looming above each weary step.
She decided not to ponder on it too much, for now, but rather have a nibble on one of the tasty treats she had brought with her.
reaching into her basket she and pulled out...

Re: Continue my story...

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:33 pm
by Paul
Alice moved stealthily through the forest, when suddenly she came to a clearing and noticed...
...she forgot to put on panties as the slight breeze blew up her skirt...
...the breeze did a sudden Uturn to get away....
... So Alice fashioned a pair of undies from a couple fig leaves. When she looked up, she gasped when she saw....
... an all-too-familiar silhouette outlined against the early morning sun...
...of a penis shaped human with an aroma of foot and ass, she knew it was Paul.
...Alice thought to herself "The peoples of grrrville obsess too much over Paul the great.”
Scratching where the fig leaves are starting to irritate her delicate, soft, skin, she decides to ignore Paul and rather be on her way.
...so she started with a hop skip and a jump in her step and made her way down the shady path...
Alice was trying to focus on her where she was going, but couldn't shrug the feeling that she was also being watched.
glancing over her shoulder on the odd occasion only to catch a glimpse of...
a metaphor for her life; an endless journey without beginning or end in sight, with his ever-present shadow looming above each weary step.
She decided not to ponder on it too much, for now, but rather have a nibble on one of the tasty treats she had brought with her.
reaching into her basket she pulled out...
...an English text book. She desperately wanted to give it to Stu so he would stop fucking up the story.

Re: Continue my story...

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:36 pm
by Onyx
Alice moved stealthily through the forest, when suddenly she came to a clearing and noticed...
...she forgot to put on panties as the slight breeze blew up her skirt...
...the breeze did a sudden Uturn to get away....
... So Alice fashioned a pair of undies from a couple fig leaves. When she looked up, she gasped when she saw....
... an all-too-familiar silhouette outlined against the early morning sun...
...of a penis shaped human with an aroma of foot and ass, she knew it was Paul.
...Alice thought to herself "The peoples of grrrville obsess too much over Paul the great.”
Scratching where the fig leaves are starting to irritate her delicate, soft, skin, she decides to ignore Paul and rather be on her way.
...so she started with a hop skip and a jump in her step and made her way down the shady path...
Alice was trying to focus on her where she was going, but couldn't shrug the feeling that she was also being watched.
glancing over her shoulder on the odd occasion only to catch a glimpse of...
a metaphor for her life; an endless journey without beginning or end in sight, with his ever-present shadow looming above each weary step.
She decided not to ponder on it too much, for now, but rather have a nibble on one of the tasty treats she had brought with her.
reaching into her basket she pulled out...
... a snickerdoodle dunked in chocolate and sprinkled with crushed smarties. She sunk her teeth deep into its crunchy goodness...

Re: Continue my story...

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:55 pm
by Paul
Alice moved stealthily through the forest, when suddenly she came to a clearing and noticed...
...she forgot to put on panties as the slight breeze blew up her skirt...
...the breeze did a sudden Uturn to get away....
... So Alice fashioned a pair of undies from a couple fig leaves. When she looked up, she gasped when she saw....
... an all-too-familiar silhouette outlined against the early morning sun...
...of a penis shaped human with an aroma of foot and ass, she knew it was Paul.
...Alice thought to herself "The peoples of grrrville obsess too much over Paul the great.”
Scratching where the fig leaves are starting to irritate her delicate, soft, skin, she decides to ignore Paul and rather be on her way.
...so she started with a hop skip and a jump in her step and made her way down the shady path...
Alice was trying to focus on her where she was going, but couldn't shrug the feeling that she was also being watched.
glancing over her shoulder on the odd occasion only to catch a glimpse of...
a metaphor for her life; an endless journey without beginning or end in sight, with his ever-present shadow looming above each weary step.
She decided not to ponder on it too much, for now, but rather have a nibble on one of the tasty treats she had brought with her.
reaching into her basket she pulled out...
... a snickerdoodle dunked in chocolate and sprinkled with crushed smarties. She sunk her teeth deep into its crunchy goodness...
...Using her head organ she thought, OMG WTF is a snickerdoodle?

Re: Continue my story...

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:02 pm
by Onyx
Alice moved stealthily through the forest, when suddenly she came to a clearing and noticed...
...she forgot to put on panties as the slight breeze blew up her skirt...
...the breeze did a sudden Uturn to get away....
... So Alice fashioned a pair of undies from a couple fig leaves. When she looked up, she gasped when she saw....
... an all-too-familiar silhouette outlined against the early morning sun...
...of a penis shaped human with an aroma of foot and ass, she knew it was Paul.
...Alice thought to herself "The peoples of grrrville obsess too much over Paul the great.”
Scratching where the fig leaves are starting to irritate her delicate, soft, skin, she decides to ignore Paul and rather be on her way.
...so she started with a hop skip and a jump in her step and made her way down the shady path...
Alice was trying to focus on her where she was going, but couldn't shrug the feeling that she was also being watched.
glancing over her shoulder on the odd occasion only to catch a glimpse of...
a metaphor for her life; an endless journey without beginning or end in sight, with his ever-present shadow looming above each weary step.
She decided not to ponder on it too much, for now, but rather have a nibble on one of the tasty treats she had brought with her.
reaching into her basket she pulled out...
... a snickerdoodle dunked in chocolate and sprinkled with crushed smarties. She sunk her teeth deep into its crunchy goodness...
...Using her head organ she thought, OMG WTF is a snickerdoodle?
(She then vaguely remembered it was a type of sugar cookie her gran used to make) Satisfying her increasing hunger, she carried on chomping.