Re: Squad Leaders
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:37 pm
Ask yourself this question.... if you were an engi and had just finished repairing a tank - would you:
A) stand back and provide more repair support
B) run off and join the battle on the front lines
C) jump in the tank and demand that the driver advance
D) say WTF... i dont repair tanks
E) declare to the metal rust bucket - WOT i is the driver, you monkeys repair me or else
If you answered B, C or D then you should be in the attacking squad.
I think that based on my personal analytical observation of our team...
* leelo - A (sorry man i know you have a rambo complex but we all know that you secretly feed the bunnies)
* Mega - B (move it!!! - you are disturbing my camouflage)
* Murgs - D (shhhhh be velly velly quiet, i am hunting men wif guns)
* Dragonne - D maybe B (if Shadey or Oni asks)
* Paul - B (superman, ape, bullet eater.... its all the same)
* Skouperd - A or E
* SloDaz - A
* Shadey - E
* Leppy - E
* j0nny - D (numba $1 Sexy Jonny)
* Voetsek - D (Let's rape these biscuits)
* Fly - A
* IcenFlame - E
* Onyx - A
* Jackal - D (OMFG there is a repair tool???)
If this is correct then Dr Slo recommends:
Alpha (Attacking beserkers of sparta):
* Mega
* Murgs
* Dragonne
* Paul
* j0nny
* Voetsek
* Jackal
Bravo (Defender where Barney is our friend)
* Leelo
* Skouperd - Tank whore but not married to Shadey
* SloDaz
* Shadey - Tank whores wife but also drives
* Leppy - Tank whore
* Fly
* IcenFlame - Tank whore but not married to Shadey
* Onyx
Sorry i left anyone out.... its my goldfish memory not me trying to exclude you
A) stand back and provide more repair support
B) run off and join the battle on the front lines
C) jump in the tank and demand that the driver advance
D) say WTF... i dont repair tanks
E) declare to the metal rust bucket - WOT i is the driver, you monkeys repair me or else
If you answered B, C or D then you should be in the attacking squad.
I think that based on my personal analytical observation of our team...
* leelo - A (sorry man i know you have a rambo complex but we all know that you secretly feed the bunnies)
* Mega - B (move it!!! - you are disturbing my camouflage)
* Murgs - D (shhhhh be velly velly quiet, i am hunting men wif guns)
* Dragonne - D maybe B (if Shadey or Oni asks)
* Paul - B (superman, ape, bullet eater.... its all the same)
* Skouperd - A or E
* SloDaz - A
* Shadey - E
* Leppy - E
* j0nny - D (numba $1 Sexy Jonny)
* Voetsek - D (Let's rape these biscuits)
* Fly - A
* IcenFlame - E
* Onyx - A
* Jackal - D (OMFG there is a repair tool???)
If this is correct then Dr Slo recommends:
Alpha (Attacking beserkers of sparta):
* Mega
* Murgs
* Dragonne
* Paul
* j0nny
* Voetsek
* Jackal
Bravo (Defender where Barney is our friend)
* Leelo
* Skouperd - Tank whore but not married to Shadey
* SloDaz
* Shadey - Tank whores wife but also drives
* Leppy - Tank whore
* Fly
* IcenFlame - Tank whore but not married to Shadey
* Onyx
Sorry i left anyone out.... its my goldfish memory not me trying to exclude you


