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I see a theme . . .. I'm off to "Ye 'Ol Chastity Belts" to swipe my card before I arrive @ rAge.

If you have to mortgage your house for the Virginity 5000XTX, DO IT!

Those Virginity chastity belts are rubbish, they aren't compatible with the AR10 standard (Anal Rape 10.0).

I prefer the Safearse 7750 Ultra, with it's fingerprint access control, allowing for a much needed ball scratching when required.

Sure, it's a little pricier, but it's a small price to pay when you consider the ability to do an emergency rearrangement of the sausage and spuds without removing the whole contraption.

Yes, I am bored today

I'd just carve the fucker up with a knife/axe right there and then, burn the tent with him in it, and dare the rest of the peeps to say a word to anyone...
"I'm, going to tell the police!"
BLAM!
... add to fire...

scicopathix wrote:I'd just carve the fucker up with a knife/axe right there and then, burn the tent with him in it, and dare the rest of the peeps to say a word to anyone...
"I'm, going to tell the police!"
BLAM!
... add to fire...

so that explains the fires on table mountain some time back!

I have been to CT twice in my life, and in no big hurry to do it again, except for some peeps I know down there. You don't even have decent weed...

I actually saw the aftermath of that fire when I was down there last year. It was horrible to see what one British dick with a cigarette butt can do.
Why couldn't he have set fire to the squatter-infested mountainsides? Like the one opposite Drag's place.

Jess says:
i dreams of earthworms the other night
Odette (Onyx) says:
they are the best
j0nny says:
sycho:
Jess says:
woke up flinging my pillows around..
Odette (Onyx) says:

Odette (Onyx) says:
looking for more?
Jess says:
no
Jess says:
it was a nightmare
Odette (Onyx) says:

Odette (Onyx) says:
what were they doing?
Jess says:
worming
j0nny says:
squirming
Jess says:
jar
Jess says:
and they were all big and pink
Odette (Onyx) says:
eeeew
j0nny says:
roflmao
Jess says:
no sexy
Jess says:
don't go there
Odette (Onyx) says:
hehe.
j0nny says:
i'm trying desperately to come back
Jess says:
try harder
j0nny says:
Freud would have spent months with you on that..

omw...bwahahahaha - I loved the camping ones the best...esp btw Paulie and Blinks!!

I keep a chat history in msn...will browse through and see if it picked up any funnies. sycho:

Okay...been looking through some oooold chats and picked up some funny one-liners

sexy johnny: erm, 3somes rock, but not with double helpings of boerrie

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Wonder Ali / Super Blinky: i like my women like I like my coffee... in a plastic cup.
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Paul: Cos I am an admin
Cos I am Paul
Cos I am Deadly like a TB infected AIDS patient
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Geth: BRB, have to scratch my bum and think on the perks of working for the govt
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and then i found this winner of a conversation from somewhere in June...

Paul: I think j0nny has left? But that is ok cos he is a gay (that rhymes)
Jess: now THAT's gay
Jess: rhyming in chat
Paul: but it rhymes
sexy johnny: NO means NO candy
Paul: Well I usually rap in real life but you two aren't gangsta enough
sexy johnny: oh, please, homie, I am SO street
Paul: Homie don't play dat
Jess: who wants to be a gangsta anyway
Jess: they can never find clothes that fit
Paul: Nigga you roll about as well as a rock
Paul: I was all gangsta this weekend, eat this old grannie up, she didn't know what hit her (it was a rock)
Paul: eat = beat
Jess: LAWL
Jess: eat a grannie
Paul: I'd rather not thank you very much
Paul: Month old tuna FTL
sexy johnny: BLARRGH