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ArkLyte1005
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Post by ArkLyte1005 »

Lol oh I thought you meant my nick in real life :P My in game nick is ArkLyte1005. It differs from game to game but it will always include the prefix Ark.
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ArkLyte1005 wrote:Lol oh I thought you meant my nick in real life :P My in game nick is ArkLyte1005. It differs from game to game but it will always include the prefix Ark.


Ok so taken Ark is your nick, them "lyte" would refer to your age..... (hope its not 10 or maybe 5

Dude tell us more about yourself, you got to sell your souls here, not literally but give more insight what and who you are.
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Paul: Paul : Those fucking dipshit hackers came at us like a bull trying to ram a Spaniard in tights
Paul: "Firstly they went on and on and on about UAC! Fuck UAC! UAC ain't nothing, why you niggas questioning my honour? Is it because I am black?"
Paul: "Then they came to a knife fight with a sword! A sword I tell you! Those limp wristed fools need a sword to counter act our brilliance"
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Paul: "After that I didn't concentrate much because I busy getting blown by all of the PewPew guys mom's"
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You hinted you know Irish, please tell us the most embarrishing thing you've ever caught Iris in the act with... ps, the more embarishing the visions you are able to create, the higher the odds you may just win a few votes... ;-)
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Post by Morphza »

BadA$$jack wrote:Ok so taken Ark is your nick, them "lyte" would refer to your age..... (hope its not 10 or maybe 5

Dude tell us more about yourself, you got to sell your souls here, not literally but give more insight what and who you are.


Don't lie to the boy... "You HAVE to sell your soul(s) here"... no exceptions!
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ArkLyte1005
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Post by ArkLyte1005 »

Atomicduzt wrote:I like your game picks WILDSTAR!!!!!!!

I got a different word for B


Lol and what word would that be?

Wildstar is awesome the only downside is I am playing on a German server... so I have no clue what they are saying.
ArkLyte1005
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Morphza wrote:Don't lie to the boy... "You HAVE to sell your soul(s) here"... no exceptions!


Lol... I have always wanted to sell my soul to a random stranger... Where do I sign? Should it be in blood or will a HB pencil do?

I am just an average guy... but I have many enjoyments in life... Long walks on the beach... Candle lit dinners... Dolly Parton... Just Kidding... I am a nerd through and through... If I could I would play games all day every day for a living but alas the world is not so kind... I smaak a lekker braai now and then with a few dops with friends... Sometimes i am just a nut case and will do the most randomest of things... running around in BF4 with C4 and blowing up building hoping i kill someone... or running around an entire match with my knife out seeing how long i can last while trying to sanding some noughts... LOL
ArkLyte1005
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Post by ArkLyte1005 »

LOL have you got a problem with 10 year olds? :burp:

I am actually 26.
ArkLyte1005
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Skouperd wrote:You hinted you know Irish, please tell us the most embarrishing thing you've ever caught Iris in the act with... ps, the more embarishing the visions you are able to create, the higher the odds you may just win a few votes... ;-)


Lol Unfortunately I have never caught him in the act with anything embarrassing.... If I did he would not live it down for the rest of his life...
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ArkLyte1005 wrote:Lol Unfortunately I have never caught him in the act with anything embarrassing.... If I did he would not live it down for the rest of his life...


May I suggest you make something up that will make us believe you did indeed witness it...failing which I may just need to go digging up some random mind-twister again. Which reminds me, Tiertjie, have you cracked that other piece of code yet?
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Post by Phatso »

Hey ArkLyte

As someone who is coming to the end of their term as clan leader, welcome to the application process and good luck. First things first though, you have to pop onto TS and come talk crap with us while playing. This is one of the small tests that new applicants undergo. The next (which may have already begun) is a rigorous questioning of small bits of BS that the existing members post in this thread in order to work out what makes you tick. Some questions are easy others are impossible (literally .. *cough*Skouperd*cough*). But all of them are important and help as ascertain if you’re [s]fucked up in the head enough[/s] of the right calibre for [grrr].

So I will begin the formal questioning. Remember however, that without us hearing you in TS, these questions hold little weight.
1. Whats your name?
2. What do you do?
3. How do you remain calm during nerd raging playing LoL? (haha, I play dota, so know that feel)
4. What does PHAT stand for?
5. Who is the coolest guy in this clan? (not a trick question, and its not me)
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