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Paul
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Post by Paul »

1. Next question other than me (because I know some tool will ask) it who is the biggest douche in the clan.

2. Who do you enjoy squadding with the most in BF3/Bf4
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Post by Skouperd »

My questions

1. If I give you a non flexible, non destructable container with inside dimensions of 10cm x 10cm x 5cm. I then give you non flexible, non destructable, perfectly spherical ball bearings which has a 1cm diametre. What is the maximum number of ball bearings that you can fit inside the container. Show your calculations because we have some slower people in the clan that fails to follow the maths.

2. Please post a picture of the inside of your rig. Please note that given the prevailent condition of OCD in this clan, points will be deducted for dirt, lose wires, poor cable management, and any thing else that doesn't belong (or are missing) from the inside of said rig.

3. Since you are no longer a minor and that this thread will eventually go down this route one way or another, I may as well start it now.
3.1 Which clan member has the largest selection of PORN on his / her computer.
3.2 Which clan member have seen the most naked breasts (unique woman and in the flesh (i.e. not pictures or dreams)).
3.3 Which clan member have seen the most breast (photos, internet pictures, imaginary, and dreams all count)
3.4 Will you screw a dead chicken?

Looking forward to your answers.

Ps, 3.1, 3.2 and 3.3 all have a different member's name attached.
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Its a trap!
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Post by NoMaD »

Hahahaha tyger! but spot on... it is a trap

I have given you so much gears and grief on the servers that i shall spare you here. not to mention you have given me your tags... :D You have my vote bud!
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Post by RussianElite. »

Lerrem in already :P Ok who will win in a 100m sprint between Tyger and Paul? And go..
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Post by Stu »

"Russian is a chop!" - Justify that statement and provide reasoning...
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kmckelvin
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Post by kmckelvin »

Paul wrote:1. Next question other than me (because I know some tool will ask) it who is the biggest douche in the clan.

2. Who do you enjoy squadding with the most in BF3/Bf4


1. Some legendary schizophrenic alter-ego called Candidate
2. Hubris, Irish and Nomz and the less legendary alter-ego of the above.
The box said to use Windows 98 or better, so I used Linux
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Post by Morphza »

Phatso wrote:As per the PH4TSO GRRR LEADERSHIP MANUAL - Chapter 4 - Page 323 - Section C - Subsection iiiv


Consider this an exception :)


Yes... Applications are closed... but RE-Applications are not stated in that message :)
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kmckelvin
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Post by kmckelvin »

Skouperd wrote:My questions

1. If I give you a non flexible, non destructable container with inside dimensions of 10cm x 10cm x 5cm. I then give you non flexible, non destructable, perfectly spherical ball bearings which has a 1cm diametre. What is the maximum number of ball bearings that you can fit inside the container. Show your calculations because we have some slower people in the clan that fails to follow the maths.

2. Please post a picture of the inside of your rig. Please note that given the prevailent condition of OCD in this clan, points will be deducted for dirt, lose wires, poor cable management, and any thing else that doesn't belong (or are missing) from the inside of said rig.

3. Since you are no longer a minor and that this thread will eventually go down this route one way or another, I may as well start it now.
3.1 Which clan member has the largest selection of PORN on his / her computer.
3.2 Which clan member have seen the most naked breasts (unique woman and in the flesh (i.e. not pictures or dreams)).
3.3 Which clan member have seen the most breast (photos, internet pictures, imaginary, and dreams all count)
3.4 Will you screw a dead chicken?

Looking forward to your answers.

Ps, 3.1, 3.2 and 3.3 all have a different member's name attached.


1. Using a sphere lattice packing it is possible to fill up to (pi / sqrt(18) x available volume) of an area with perfect spheres. Thus you can fit pi / sqrt(18) x (10 x 10 x 5) floored - ball bearings in the given space. That's 370.

However, given that nobody has yet produced perfect spheres, the above scenario doesn't exist :)

2. https://www.dropbox.com/s/bh2zctx5hnfcnm9/x3x7eedfd88ad061e503bb7af30e4313933.jpg

3.1 Pretty safe to bet that Kyuubi's in the running
3.2 Probably one of the girls, onny?
3.3 One does offer up the virgins to the leader right? Phattie?
3.4 If it's onto a kebab and a spit braai, sure!
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kmckelvin
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Post by kmckelvin »

RussianElite. wrote:Lerrem in already :P Ok who will win in a 100m sprint between Tyger and Paul? And go..

Tyger would set off at a stride, drop an instagib noob toob on Paul and take the win. dat toob...
The box said to use Windows 98 or better, so I used Linux
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