GRRR Squad Forum

Sup dude.

hope you not as much of a noob as irish and pora!

What kinda super power would you want if you could have one.
If you get tbagged in a game like battlefield, what is your first reaction?
Is it just coincidence that russian and retard start with the same letter, or is it by design?

BigBadBarts wrote:Little about myself

As a rule of thumb... rugby players NEVER uses the term "little" to describe themselves... ever.

BigBadBarts wrote:this is in my profile but you might not get a chance to read it so here it is:

you assume all members here can read... in that regard, please list all the members of GRRR who failed at least one year in school.

BigBadBarts wrote:Right, I'm a 38 year old ex-rugby player,

What exactly do you mean by "ex-Rugby player", bear in mind that people like BadAss also played rugby, primary school I appreciate, but being an ex-rugby player tells me absolutely nothing about either your or BadAss current physical or mental ability. As such, please describe for me in no less than 50 words, why ex-rugby players should receive special treatment here.

BigBadBarts wrote:Age of Empires (kinda dominated bitches at 2 v 2 for while, think we made 2nd on the world ladder - WOLOLO !!)

All these numbers makes me curious, 2 v 2, second place... explain to me why would some species, humans for instance, have two sexes if there are animals that is quite capable to reproduce with only a single sex? Please feel free to use big words here since we've already lost Paul, BadAss and Russian at this stage of the conversation.

BigBadBarts wrote:taken enough drugs, to kill a horse

That ain't funny.

BigBadBarts wrote:I collect porn - 3.9Tb to be exact

I am speachless! Most species will have sex for the sole purpose of reproduction, however some species (like humans for instance) will also have it purely for enjoyment. Name other mammal species that will also have sex as a form of enjoyment rather than purely for reproduction purposes.

Morphza wrote:Knowing Irish and the Dirty one actually gives you a negative start!

Morphza I was afraid of that but because of my natural ability to win you and the rest of the squad over I felt it would only be fair on the others to start with a negative score. ;-)

RussianElite. wrote:LOL!

Welcome man. The application process is +- 2 weeks long. You will be asked weird and wacky questions and how you answer them will determine if you make it or not.

Name a member thats going bald and would choose a pink milkshake over a brandy and coke at a gathering? You may use you internal sources.

Thanks Russian, willing to wait for a few weeks more before I can squad with a mates and begin enjoying BF3 again.

According to my sources Paul is balding but I've seen that he's not alone Quentin looks like he's got a wide middle path too.

dirtypora wrote:Ahh Barts, tell me in no less than 40 words why Irish is a wanker?

Irish is a wanker because he buys cheap ass shnarf from car guards and doesn't go home and simply heads back to work in his dirty shit from the day before....oh yeah, and cos he's scared of tequilla the pussy.

Stu wrote:Welcome to the forum! What are views on consoles and console COD players? You may use Russian as a reference

Consoles are for racing and sports games end of...if you playing FPS on a consoles you're probably banging your maid too. I long for the day that they allow cross platform gaming I have some personal scores to settle with my mates back in the UK, bunch of Xbox junkies...

I have to be honest though, GT5 on my PS3 is insane and I enjoy a little TW too but for the rest, I think we've played Buzz when the missus has the girls over and that is it...for the rest its PC baby.

[quote="TygerBS"]Sup dude.

hope you not as much of a noob as irish and pora!

What kinda super power would you want if you could have one.

Sup Tyger,

I wasnt but I see the boys have developed some skills while I've been roaming the maps alone, that being said when we have played together its easy to dominate them...my issue with these two tonsils is they're probably higher than Bob Marley when they play, bunch of skuif heads.

Invisibilty - I'm not worried about strength or anything else can you imagine the endless opportunities being invisible...ah man, touching up bitches while they sleep, watching them change, robbing banks...

Get the bitches name and spend all game trying to knife him the cheeky fucker...then I'm gonna track him down, find his Mom and tbag her. Only kidding...I'm not that crazy. (yeah right)

I knew a Russian retard once...wait fuck me, aren't all Russians retards though? Tell me you've been watching those mal Russian car crash vids on YouTube though...that shit fucks me up, those niggas are doing U-turns on highways at a 100 and plenty, madness.

BigBadBarts wrote:Irish is a wanker because he buys cheap ass shnarf from car guards and doesn't go home and simply heads back to work in his dirty shit from the day before....oh yeah, and cos he's scared of tequilla the pussy.

Ladies and gentleman and Russian, if there ever was a classic example of why my nick is ironic, it stands here written in this quoted text. Find a clan of like minded bf3 players that let you join them = awesome. Have Barts join the clan after you join = Irish_Luck.

Irish_Luck28 wrote:Ladies and gentleman and Russian, if there ever was a classic example of why my nick is ironic, it stands here written in this quoted text. Find a clan of like minded bf3 players that let you join them = awesome. Have Barts join the clan after you join = Irish_Luck.

and Russian? LOL, because fuck you Irish!

You shout your whore mouth irish!!Good for nothing mofo