Jokes of the Day

[SoSheOhPathix]

Here's something you don't see every day...
Wasn't really sure where to put this in the forum, so going by my first response when I saw it, here it is.


Charikot, Dolakha, March 29 - The birth of a bizarre-looking baby in Charikot, the headquarters of Dolakha district, on Wednesday, drew a huge number of onlookers to witness the astonishing sight.

The neck-less baby with its head almost totally sunk into the upper part of the body and with extraordinarily large eyeballs literally popping out of the eye-sockets, was born to Nir Bahadur Karki and Suntali Karki at the Gaurishnkar Hospital in Charikot.
The Karki couple is a permanent resident of Dolakha's Bhirkot VDC.
The bizarre baby, however, died after half an hour of its birth, Suntali, the mother, informed. It was taken to the hospital after its death.
The news about such a baby being brought to the hospital spread like wildfire and there were hundreds gathered at the hospital to have a look. The police had to be deployed to control the crowd.
"We wouldn't have been able to save it, even if it had been brought here alive," said a nurse attending to the mother at the hospital, "This is an extremely abnormal case."

The "baby" weighed 2kg at birth and was born after the normal nine-month gestation period.
Suntali, already a mother of two normal daughters, was not suffering from any illness during the pregnancy.
Nir Bahadur, the father, says he does not feel any remorse for the newly-born baby's death. "I am happy that nothing happened to my wife," he said.


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[Megageth]

I hope the father passed a hat around. Thats a money spinner if ever I saw one.

[SoSheOhPathix]

I was impressed by the community support. But then, as they say
"we aaaall staaaand together" (insert background music here)

Alas, this is a loss for the acting community.
Bollywood was going to do a remake of Wind in the Willows. This young fellow was pegged for the role of Badger.

[s3xy_j0nny]

I was impressed by the community support. But then, as they say
"we aaaall staaaand together" (insert background music here)

Alas, this is a loss for the acting community.
Bollywood was going to do a remake of Wind in the Willows. This young fellow was pegged for the role of Badger.

roflmao

[flycatchr]

she was doing more than just kissing that frog prince

[Megageth]

She could always claim it is Ganesh's love child...

[s3xy_j0nny]

What they didn't tell you is that the mom is actually Miss Piggy and the dad is Kermit...

[Paul]

I LOL'd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S12z6hxa5cw&eurl=http://videosift.com/

[Megageth]

Lots of fires then.



No wonder the dude in the pic looks worried.

[gr@v1ty]

I LOL'd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S12z6hxa5cw&eurl=http://videosift.com/

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