Jokes of the Day

[NiteShade]

[J_Th4ng]

This is class...

[SlipperyDuck]

classic - Those turks, so literal

[s3xy_j0nny]

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/09/matrix-big-lebowski-mash-up

[s3xy_j0nny]

Det Satan Club

*WARNING: May offend your religion.

[Onyx]

Thanks to Jarrod for finding the lyrics

My Dick lyrics

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kids
My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team)
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick locked in a cage (right)
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot its stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a caesar doo,
Your dick needs a tweezer dude

My dick is like supersize
Your dick look like two fries
My dick more mass than the Earth
Your dick half staff (it needs work)

My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick, it look like a munchkin

My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick good good lovin'
Your dick good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn’t shoplift at thrifty
My dick pretty damn skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippy

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and quiefs
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll up
My dick grade a beef
Your dick may-day geek

My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick 'nuff said.
Your dick loves sweat

[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

[flycatchr]

Sexy - please remove that video youtube rubbish













































It was very badly made and didnt offend me at all :facepalm:

[flycatchr]

in honour of our song:

Would you like a sexy limerick?
with a wonderfully witty entandre trick
full of prose
such a hose
how much you laugh depends on the size of your..................... nose

[Phatso]

My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin

Quote for Emphasis baby!

[SlipperyDuck]