TygerBS

[TygerBS]

Hi my name is Tyger, i am a shy reserved boy. I like pink ponies, and butterflies. I like to run and play and dig in the sand. My mommy says i am the bestest boy eva!
I want come and shoot guys on the battlefield with the people from grrr. My mommy says that grrr people are noobs, but i am not so sure, because grrr is a very scary noise.
I dont like scary noises.
Please pleas can I join grrr. I promise to be the bestest boy eva!

I just have one request.... Please keep that fucking monkey Paul in his cage!

P.S no seriously!

P.P.S no really, i am serious.

P.P.P.S Can I, pretty please

P.P.P.P.S Boobs

[s3xy_j0nny]

Smokers' section needs to be expanded in this here clan.

[J_Th4ng]

QB, my man!! Nice to see that you finally saw sense

Some weird and decidedly arb questions will be forthcoming shortly. I look forward to seeing how you deal with them...

[Megageth]

Jonny's rigorous membership selection is based on:
Do you toke on turbo lettuce? Yes/No.
Accepted?(see above)

I'll start with the real questions.

1. Produce a creative metaphor for acquiring an ADSL line through Telkom.
2. List, in chronological order, the clans you have been part of.
3. Why join grrr now?

[flycatchr]

you had me at pink ponies BUT there is still one serious question you have to answer:

What is a hairy blender?

[TygerBS]

Turbo lettuce = Yes

1. Like pulling a splinter out of a rabid leopard's ass while building a stain glass window with your other hand.
2. ASF, iB
3. I want to join grrr now, because you guys have always been like my cape town clan. I love the people in grrr(except for Paul). I am at stage where I don't want to take gaming as seriously as before, and I think you guys offer a more fun kinda vibe.

[TygerBS]

you had me at pink ponies BUT there is still one serious question you have to answer:

What is a hairy blender?

Commonly know as a t-bag, or paul's moms vejayjay

[s3xy_j0nny]

Commonly know as a t-bag, or paul's moms vejayjay

Points for use of the term 'vejayjay'.

My question:
Pick a number between 1 and 100. Justify your answer and show working.

[SlipperyDuck]

Wootlepant now the important questions.

1. To save the world you have the choice; Ghei Pirate or Homo Humanitarian?
2. When in Rome, .......... [Complete the sentence]

[pmurgs]

Ok, my turn... we'll start off easy and see how you do

1. What is a wug? Who in Grrr are on one?
2. Cheesecake is the food of the gods, provide references in popular literature to support this thesis
3. Who in recent world history do you think Paul emulates. Justify your reasoning.

P.P.P.P.S Boobs

4. Provide images to show your taste in boobies