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I am Commander ( I command and you conquer), at least that is my definition of who I am...... I would like to join GRRR as I got to kmow some of the clan members and feel that these are like minded people to myself. I might not be the strongest first person player (unless you put me in a tank and.......OMG I will F@#$ people up!!!) but I do like strategy WARS where some brain cells are required:). Komaan TROEP, gaan pluk 'n blaar daar by daai boom oorkant die horison!!!!!
Hey Jaco!
Good to see you have applied.
So just for the benefit of anyone that hasn't spoken to you on TS.
Who are you, what are you and when are you?
Ja nee, pappa is hier... Fokken uiteindelik Jaco! ma soos n doos gan ek jou vrae in engels moet vra. Verdra dit net ok...
1. What is Chrono's favourite drink/meal?
2. Why is Hanno called Cat Niples?
3. What does Taaigher do to keep is fringe up?
4. Does it just look like Grant is looking into the distance or is he actually looking into the distance?
Hey welcome Commander(american accent)
1. Who will win a fight between Trump and Kim Jong-un?
2. What is the funniest thing that has happened to you recently?
Some random questions:
1. What is the smallest plate that can accept half of a round pizza without overlapping in 4 slices? What is the arrangement of the slices ? Does this problem have a name ?
2. How much would it cost to buy all the keyboards needed for the first Death Star? (show your calculations in Rand)
3. How much would a Russ, Russ if a Russ could Russ as a JJV ?
4. What is your Favorite in game COH2 soldier quote ?
Hi Thor
Ok here goes.....
Professionally: I am working in Information Management and you can view me on LinkedIn at https://www.linkedin.com/in/jaco-roe...ntity-headline. (The profile pic is a bit old..I have much less hair now and the damn remaining ones turned grey)
Personally: I am a family man, married with two children (Viper en Kakhuis). I enjoy gaming as a stress reliever although it sometimes stresses me out:). I like to Braai, Camp, Braai, Party, Braai, etc.
When: Mmmmm I guess I am whenever I am needed........
Hey Jaco
Glad to see you applying.
1. Who is worse at COH Russian or ION?
2. Does Ion do steroids?
3. Are you sensitive like russian?
Good luck, have fun.
Hahahahahahah. Goeie naam daai. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Commander
Hmm... ignored three sets of question sets from yesterday... hmmm....
1) Why the hell would you want to join Grrr... when there are so many other clans out there?
2) What games do you normally play?
3) Are you willing to dump those games, and only play games that Phatso recommends?
4) Who is the individual in the clan who informed you about Grrr? (we are currently doing a security sweep for moles)
5) Are you sensitive in any way, shape or form?
Howdee RussianElite (EliteChopper)
Moeni worry oor die Engels...Ek sal my bes try....
1. Last time I checked he is using serious powder he calls "Protein Shake" so lets just leave it at that. But I do also know on his "cheat" day he eats pizza like a raging alcoholic drinks alcohol.
2. Mmmmm I think its got something to do with pointy weird nipples. It was discovered by Grant during some nipple twisting ceremony:).
3. Eish I do not have any idea? Maybe Viagra?
4. I tried to figure that out and my conclusion is that he is near sighted from looking into the sun too much....Hence the vaguely resemblance that he might have some Chinese blood flowing in his veins........
Bonjour Alberto (français Accent) :)
1. Well a physical fist fight my money is on Kim. Trump is old and moldy while Kim is Korean and we all know you can trust those midget fuckers in a fist fight. If it was a World War fight my money will be on Trump as he won't hesitate to nuke the shit out of them (een bom baie skrefies oë). But time will tell........
2 . I am married for 16 years....funny things don't happen to me anymore except for when my office chair just collapse after years of coping with me on top of it while in a COH game.
Really???? WTF??? I can't google this stuff?? What is happening????
1. When I eat pizza it must be BIG, CHEEZY and JUICY. Never tried to use a small plate, never tried to do only half a pizza. Thinking of it, it is best eaten out of the box. Why make a small plate dirty just to do this exercise...... Yes the problem have a name which is YOUHAVENTEATENAPIZZAWITHJACOYETANDYOUARECREATINGDI RTYDISHESFORNOTHING.COM
2. How strong was the rand at the time of the Death Star?
3. Maybe if Russ Russ as a JJV he would find that dream girl that would Russ his Russ while being a JJV.
4. “No, I am not defending German armor superiority, I am stating THE FUCKING OBVIOUS!”
You can use the current exchange rate :popcorn:Quote:
Originally Posted by Commander
Hi Morphza. Apologies for not replying yesterday. Witbank didn't have water and I did not want to dirty my keyboard.....
1) I made some "friends" in GRRR already and enjoy their company.... Ok so the answer you probably are looking for is: Grrr is the best clan ever with the bestest of the best people ever and my lifelong aspiration was to join them when I am old enough:) Hope I am old enough now.....
2) I love strategy games like COH2, Starcraft2, Age of Empires3 and First person very casual like BF4&1 and then off course the occasional time killer like tycoon games.
3) Mmmm myself and Phatso need to discuss this over a whisky.....
4) His name is Ion/Cronos/Thor/Protein Junky and you definitely need to investigate him.
5) I am more sensitive in my mid section where there are more flubber but overall not a sensitive person unless someone cries.
Was it US or UK layout keyboards?
Hi Tyger - Apologies I completely missed your thread..
1. They make turns.
a. When Russian's gardening skills are working he defends like a cat in the corner. But sometimes his nails get clipped early then its ass to the wall:)
b. If we can Carry Ion long enough until he can build a tank or ten the he kicks ass but it all depends on his supporting players:)
2. He claims that he doesn't use steroids but sometimes I think he does or did. I went to the gym with him once and he is so short tempered when there so it might be a "chemical" imbalance.
3. No one is as sensitive as Russian. Not even my wife and she cries alot.
Using the smileys on available on the forum. Associate one with each member that you have interacted with?
1) What is it that you're a commander of?
2) What is Ion's favorite body building pose to do in front of the mirrors at the gym?
3) I assume you've been to Ion's house, how many posters of Arnold Schwazrsnznerefggerr does he have?
4) Translate the following sentence to English: "Toe ek sien hoe pronk my hoenderhaan by die skou, toe swel my bors met trots."
Google does a wonderful job of it :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Cat Nipples
1. Who is tank fucked in the head and believes one Tiger could win the war?
2. When do you think will Grant do the final against you and Ion? If so do you thin it will still happen?
3. Will we be seeing you at R@GE this year?
4. Do you think QB's got what it takes to do proper gardening in COH?
Hi Commander!
1: Whiskey or Whisky?
2: A Russian walks into a bar, what does Ion say?
3: How would you explain "shaped vs unshaped" in detail to an Amish?
All for now :)
1) I like being in control so I strive to be the Commander of everything....Wooohahahaha
2) Flexing his biceps. When he does curls he gives his biceps that in love look in the mirror. It is a little scary and twisted at the same time.
3) I didn't see any posters of Arnie but I did notice a Shrine of himself on his stairwell.......
4) When I saw how my male chicken :) doing the Ion pose...my chest almost inflated as big as his:)
Hi FridgeWheeL (:confused: about the name)
1. Whisky
2. Hey Russian, lets go home my wife is gonna donner me.
3. Ok lets try....
Amish: What is this shaped and unshaped you are talking about? Is it how the men's wifes look?
Commander: Nee jou dom fok! How do you do your daily travelling to the meddow?
Amish: I is using my horse and wagon.
Commander: Ok so do only you ride on the wagon?
Amish: No sometimes my sister goes with so we can plough together.
Commander: Sies Fok. Ok but anyway. So shaped is like when your twenty brothers and sisters jump all on the wagon but your good horse is sick and you have to use the pony.
Amish: But my poor little small horse is going to suffer to pull the wagon.
Commander: Exactly, your wagon is now shaped.
Amish: I don't like a shaped wagon. How can I unshape it?
Commander: Only take your lekker sister on the wagon but use 6 of your fathers horses and go plough.
Amish: The wagon will be fokking fast and smoof.
Commander: Exactically. Un fokking shaped.
Hey Russian
1. Cronos / Ion / Thor_23 (Look at me, I've got a Tiger, Screw that army with 100 Bazookas:))
2. That is a very good and tricky question. I think Grant and yourself are still trying to pull your undies out of your anale kanale after we butt raped you. :gay: So I guess we wont have a decider any time soon.
3. That is the plan.....
4. I think he might pull it off as you are taking him under your wing MR master Garedener.
Sorry Ion, I tried but couldn't find any smileys with enough class to associate any of you.
Try again ?:readthis:Quote:
Originally Posted by Commander
FFS - So much for kruiping gat!!!!!
Cronos - :offtopic:
Russian - :burp:
Nipples - :wank:sexy01:sex:
Kill - :jono:
Ferret - :grumpy:
Tyger - :wtf:
Hi GRRR
Ok so this is a little one sided interview. Feels like I am receiving all the spanking (No Hanno keep your mind clean).
1. I would like to know what GRRR offers me as a member?
2. Who should I watch out for in the CLAN and why?
3. Who are the sensitive people that easily gets upset (except for Grant, I already know that)
4. Which team does Russian batt for?
5. Why Cronos as the leader?
6. Wanneer drink ons?
Some replies from other members would be much appreciated and then off course the leader himself. (no more that 450 words please)
Jammer Pappa. Dis nie hoe dinge werk nie...Quote:
Originally Posted by Commander
:offtopic:Quote:
Originally Posted by Commander
Oh so this is how the cookie crumble?
There is no cookie... unless you get accepted, then there are cookies EVERYWHERE!
like the ginger bread man :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphza
You referring to Dry?Quote:
Originally Posted by Thor_23
Let's handle this like the american congress selections:
Question 1: Coke or Pepsi?
Question 2: Willy Nelson or Elvis?
Hi Stu
Answer 1: Whisky
Answer 2: Elvis