Morphza

Morning Grrr Folk...

In Game nick - Morphza

A little bit of history - My battlefield gameplay started out in BF 1942, BF2 & BF2142, was in the DAC clan at first, but then moved to HF when DAC decided to focus on COD.
(Currently not in a clan)

Lately I've been playing a bit of everything, BF3, GW2, AC3... but really looking forward to getting back into BF3 to get ready for the launch of BF4 :) (Yay... Commanders are finally making a return)

BF games are always more fun when played with a group of people, so I'm hoping that you guys give me the opportunity to join your group of mad hatters. :)

Morphza

Oh awesome Morph, I remember seeing your name back in the ol BF2 days. . . .
Are you prepared for the Senseless Question ONSLAUGHT? If you can withstand the ~14days of hammering from these turd burgers, you may just stand a chance. GL HF ;)

Prepared... always! :)

Welcome Morph, had a good few rounds early last night. Ok just a heads up. Paul is the biggest clan douche followed closely second by Stu. You have been warned. I also come all the way from BF1942 till now. Did you play for any clan back in BF1942? If Paul or Stu asked you something, what would you do?

I did quite a bit of Forum lurking on the old SAIX forums, so I'm well versed on the posts that Paul can throw out.

Any question from Paul or Stu should technically be responded to with some level of respect... but I would most likely jump on the bandwagon and give them as much KAK in return as possible :D

BF1942 was one of my first online games, so it was solo gaming, BF2 resulted in my first clan sign up, when I got my first decent internet connection.

Hello Morphza :)

If you could bring a certain feature from BF2 to BF3 what would it be?

The static Anti-Air weapons, there is not much for a foot soldier to do against the choppers and jets in BF3, as the IGLA is really really under-powered and easy to avoid for most pilots.

In BF2, pilots had to ensure that those static points were taken out, before they could focus on air superiority.

If you could bring back one map of BF2 to BF3 or 4 thats not there already which one would you pick?

Kubra Dam... In my view it had a great balance between air / vehicle / ground battles.

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Originally Posted by Morphza

Kubra Dam... In my view it had a great balance between air / vehicle / ground battles.

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Was hoping you would say Mashtuur City, but to each his own :P

Kubra and Mashtuur were my 2 favorites! fer shoh - Precision Jet flying through the Dam wall tunnels vs Massive infantry assauts over the Mosque ...

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Originally Posted by RussianElite.

Was hoping you would say Mashtuur City, but to each his own :P

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Russian also hopes for cock in his mouth... pay no attention to his hopes... :P

What role do you mostly perform in a clan game or squad?

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Originally Posted by RussianElite.

Was hoping you would say Mashtuur City, but to each his own :P

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Getting me to agree with you won't gain much, you going to need to convince those DICE guys :)

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Originally Posted by NoMaD

Russian also hopes for cock in his mouth... pay no attention to his hopes... :P

What role do you mostly perform in a clan game or squad?

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I suck at sniping, so normally run Engineer or Medic.
- On Pub servers, I normally run Engineer as the squads never work together, so running Medic has very few uses.

Welcome Morph!

If Russian was a sausage which he is, what sauces would you use and why?

Hi Mr Morph.
Besides your (recognizable) nick:
1. what is your real-life name;
2. age;
3. where do you live;
4. favourite pc game ever;
5. favourite colour;
6. favourite food;
7. favourite music;
8. and generally, if you were in my squad what would I be (trying) to do to through the course of the round? Sometimes I am bad and it doesn't always work :)

That's all for now :D

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Originally Posted by Stu

Welcome Morph!

If Russian was a sausage which he is, what sauces would you use and why?

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Well now.. I don't want to delve into the history that you two have :blush:
But staying on the straight and narrow, Tomato sauce and Mustard - just coz that is the only ones that are required!

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Originally Posted by Onyx

Hi Mr Morph.
Besides your (recognizable) nick:
1. what is your real-life name;
2. age;
3. where do you live;
4. favourite pc game ever;
5. favourite colour;
6. favourite food;
7. favourite music;
8. and generally, if you were in my squad what would I be (trying) to do to through the course of the round? Sometimes I am bad and it doesn't always work :)

That's all for now :D

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1. I have a very unique name, so for obvious stalking reasons, there is some trust to be earned before I hand that out :P
2. 32
3. JHB
4. Old School - Day of the Tentacle
Good Old Days - BF2
Current Day - BF3 / GW2
5. The combination of Black and yellow
6. Roast - Roast Chicken / Leg of Lamb
7. Classic rock, rock... and a little into the heavy stuff.
8. Going to have to get into a squad with you to find this one out, as it sounds like it is not along the lines of normal.

The fact that you got a cool smiley into the thread title is a big +.

Thoughts/stories/memories on the following players please:

1. Sui_Generis
2. Flatdog69
3. Mephisto
4. rd_the_dog
5. Chatterbox

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Originally Posted by Morphza

8. Going to have to get into a squad with you to find this one out, as it sounds like it is not along the lines of normal.

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Its actually a very normal thing to do while in a squad and something I have enjoyed and loved doing to my fellow squaddies since BF2 days (also, clue you would find in my signature below.)

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Originally Posted by Megageth

The fact that you got a cool smiley into the thread title is a big +.

Thoughts/stories/memories on the following players please:

1. Sui_Generis
2. Flatdog69
3. Mephisto
4. rd_the_dog
5. Chatterbox

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The only names I recognize is Mephisto (maybe due to too much Diablo) and rd_the_dog (which if memory serves me, was part of BOC?)

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Originally Posted by Onyx

Its actually a very normal thing to do while in a squad and something I have enjoyed and loved doing to my fellow squaddies since BF2 days (also, clue you would find in my signature below.)

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Are you a squadmate shocker??
- Paddles in BF2 were the best item to get kills with :P

Hi Morphza, can you tell me where this quote comes from?
"This is not a game of who the fuck are you. For I am Vader, Darth Vader, Lord Vader. I can kill you with a single thought."

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Originally Posted by Irish_Luck28

Hi Morphza, can you tell me where this quote comes from?
"This is not a game of who the fuck are you. For I am Vader, Darth Vader, Lord Vader. I can kill you with a single thought."

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I can't, but I am a GCSE (Google Certified Search Engineer)

Eddie Izzard - Death Star Canteen

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Originally Posted by Morphza

I can't, but I am a GCSE (Google Certified Search Engineer)

Eddie Izzard - Death Star Canteen

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Good enough dude, if you need some laughter in your life, watch that skit.

Hahahaha, havent seen that in ages! Eddie Izzard gets me everytime

Hey Morph,

What took you so long dude !!!!! Awesome that you applied, nice to see that some old HF member looking for a new home here in Grrr.... Awesome bunch of peeps with some exception like ???

1.That is you 1st question.
2.Apart from me and skouperd who else came from HF? ( he recently left to those other fucker)!!!
3.Which clan am I referring to ???
4.and the question I ask everyone is " Do you enjoy the odd Mary Jane" ???
5 Who in the clan enjoys it the most???

Till laterz..

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Originally Posted by BadA$$jack

Hey Morph,

What took you so long dude !!!!! Awesome that you applied, nice to see that some old HF member looking for a new home here in Grrr.... Awesome bunch of peeps with some exception like ???

1.That is you 1st question.
2.Apart from me and skouperd who else came from HF? ( he recently left to those other fucker)!!!
3.Which clan am I referring to ???
4.and the question I ask everyone is " Do you enjoy the odd Mary Jane" ???
5 How in the clan enjoys it the most???

Till laterz..

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Fuck Jack... Dont ever try to tune me shit again about my grammar. Dayum!

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Originally Posted by RussianElite.

Fuck Jack... Dont ever try to tune me shit again about my grammar. Dayum!

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Fixed the 1 fucking typo you douche !!!

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Originally Posted by BadA$$jack

Fixed the 1 fucking typo you douche !!!

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One typo? You sure? Mkay..

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Originally Posted by BadA$$jack

Hey Morph,

What took you so long dude !!!!! Awesome that you applied, nice to see that some old HF member looking for a new home here in Grrr.... Awesome bunch of peeps with some exception like ???

1.That is you 1st question.
2.Apart from me and skouperd who else came from HF? ( he recently left to those other fucker)!!!
3.Which clan am I referring to ???
4.and the question I ask everyone is " Do you enjoy the odd Mary Jane" ???
5 Who in the clan enjoys it the most???

Till laterz..

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1. When it comes to killing me, all of them... otherwise I can't say that I know them all that well :(
2. 0.o you've got me there... seriously haven't played BF3 in quite a while, the only ones that I have seen that are still playing is Darkmonk and StoneCold.
3. See confusion above
4. If I knew what it was you were talking about, I could answer.. but not even a guess is coming to mind.
5. Paul
"24-04, 14:48 Paul You think you could organise me some mary jane?"

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Originally Posted by Morphza

1. When it comes to killing me, all of them... otherwise I can't say that I know them all that well :(
2. 0.o you've got me there... seriously haven't played BF3 in quite a while, the only ones that I have seen that are still playing is Darkmonk and StoneCold.
3. See confusion above
4. If I knew what it was you were talking about, I could answer.. but not even a guess is coming to mind.
5. Paul
"24-04, 14:48 Paul You think you could organise me some mary jane?"

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oops !!!

hahaha not Monk or Stonecold
try google
have to be on Mumble more often to know who enjoy a Mary Jane...

Woot woot

OK in 100 words or more describe why I am better than everyone. Go!

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Originally Posted by Paul

Woot woot

OK in 100 words or more describe why I am better than everyone. Go!

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The questions are supposed to be difficult, not impossible. Prepare yourself for the greatest work of fiction, evaaa!

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Originally Posted by Paul

Woot woot

OK in 100 words or more describe why I am better than everyone. Go!

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Originally Posted by Megageth

The questions are supposed to be difficult, not impossible. Prepare yourself for the greatest work of fiction, evaaa!

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Easy to circle around an impossible question via the use of "lack of quality requirements" :)

1. If I were to say the word "Niiii" what would be your immediate reaction?
2. Complete the sentence : "Paul and Russian are the biggest douche bags because ..........."

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Originally Posted by Stu

1. If I were to say the word "Niiii" what would be your immediate reaction?
2. Complete the sentence : "Paul and Russian are the biggest douche bags because ..........."

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Sorry Morph ignore this second question, Stu's programming must have gotten haywired. I'l get a specialist on this asap.

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Originally Posted by Stu

1. If I were to say the word "Niiii" what would be your immediate reaction?
2. Complete the sentence : "Paul and Russian are the biggest douche bags because ..........."

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1. Ah, now this is definitely down my alley... First word would be 'A Shrubbery', and then 'a White Picket fence, to go with the Shubbery'
2. "...everyone that is jealous of them feels this way"

Are these all the questions?

OK a bit more serious like, what are your thoughts on BF4 and if accepted what role in the clan do you see yourself playing?