I Russian aka Bosnian Crime Fighter Elite would like to applie to be part of this bunch of psycotic gentleman and ladies to ravage the battlefield, gingers, midgets and XXXL party's of the like.
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I Russian aka Bosnian Crime Fighter Elite would like to applie to be part of this bunch of psycotic gentleman and ladies to ravage the battlefield, gingers, midgets and XXXL party's of the like.
Russian good to see you apply.
Answer me this question, what was the first game you and I every played multi player together in?
Operation Flashpoint Vanilla along with Frostmourne and Flanders. *sniff* Nostalgia
Oooooh big mistake!!! Basically what will follow is a bunch of question, mostly fuck off strange questions that you will need to answer. Members will read your answers and then vote as to whether to show you the secret handshake.
First question: How old are you? There is a no under 18's policy so we don't want no Lighties
P.S. there will be without a doubt questions asking you why I am a douche or something like that, please bear in mind I have veto power so answer them with that in mind
Hehe, nice one Russian. Welcome to Basic Training. Shit starts getting real now.
Okay, things that I want to know from you:
1. Why RussianElite?
2. x**3 + y**3 = z**3 <-- True or false?
3. When will the world end?
4. Do you?
5. Why grrr?
6. Greek or Italian?
7. Chicken or Beef?
8. How often?
9. What's your BF history?
10. What's your favourite position?
I'm turning 25 this December so I was born in the 80's. The second best decade to produce music after the 90's :P
hahah well remembered!Quote:
Originally Posted by RussianElite.
That game ruled.
Now who would you rather have in your team from FIB vermaak or Assassin?
Hey Russian :) Here are a few for you, off the top of my head:
What is your real name? How old are you? (Nvm, already answered) What do you do during daylight hours? How did you come to play Battlefield? Why [grrr]? Who is your favourite person and why? Favourite food, animal, colour, piece of clothing? Your worst BF2 enemy? Your favourite victim?
1. I was obsessed with Russian millitary hardware and the Russian army in general. Influenced heavilly by Operation Flashpoint back in the day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonne
2. Defnitley true, because math was never my strong suite and it looks complicated :P
3. When the main stream starts to listen to classic rock
4. I do :P
5. Grrr and BOC had alot in common. Both having the BF2 culture as a basis, I think there was a good mutual respect between the 2 clans. Grrr has a whacky bunch which I thoroughly enjoy sharing time with the grrr guys on the battlefield and no clan can compete on the level of wit of most of the grrr guys :P
6. Italian. They gave me sorbe ice cream, Pizza and Ferrari. Plus you cant trust the Greeks :P
7. Both
8. When the occasion permits :P
9. Started back in Bf1942. Was in St7 at the time(2003). BFC was my clan and we ruled the roost between the 3 main clans back in the day. I decided to start my own clan for BF2 only and so BOC started. Always was and always wil be a ground pounder (love my toob). BOC primarily play Guildwars, WoW and Diablo now and thats not my taste.
10. Assault/Medic but did enjoy The shottie of the engineer back in BF2.
Not Assasin he is a dick plain and simple.Quote:
Originally Posted by TygerBS
Vermaak I dont really know. Ofcourse I fought a lot of times against him BF2. Good tanker.
Aah.. Let the grilling of the russian sausage begin. NOMNOM.. no wait.. I didn't mean it like.. er. fukkit..
- How will you manage your “clan time” between the BOC chaps and grrr? I know they play MMO’s primarily, but that is still your home.
- During what period in time was I in BOC and why did leave?
- How long did it take you to get back online with ADSL?
- Name your Top 5 FPS games.
- Why don’t you play MMO’s / RPG’s?
- How much gaming do you do now that you’re back online?
- What is your most anticipated game release for 2012?
- Brandy or Whiskey?
- Tequila or Jager?
- Cigarettes or Marijuana?
DO IT.
Name = JuandreQuote:
Originally Posted by Onyx
Daylight Hours =I work in Finance/Accounting at one of the 3 Altech Headqaurters(still studying through UNISA part time aswell).
How did I start =I was heavy into Operation Flashpoint due to the scale and the vehicles. The one year before BF was released I was at the Waterkloof airshow and found a flyer of BF1942 in the window detailing how it was a massive multi player war game with vehicles and everything. It was no brainer for me actually :P
Fav Person like in role model? If yes then Noel Gallagher of Oasis, he writes the best damn songs and is a chilled alround guy. Personal then must be one of my friends (he's a ginger, or atleast I think so) Big guy not overweight or anything but funny as hell.
Fav Food = Mighty King Steer
Animals = I'm a cat person.
Colour = Red.
Clothing = My band(Oasis, The Killers ect.) shirts with a levi jean.
Worst enemy = Alpha21 from BOC
Fav Victim = Killa from BFC
1. I bareley speak with them as they are too busy with their game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phatso
2. I'm geussing a bit here as I was gone for some time. From 2006 to 2009? Because BOC didnt play BF as much as Grrr and you and the Grrr guys jolled lekker together?
3. 3 years and 8 month's
4. Operation Flashpoint, ArmedAssault, Battlefield, AmericasArmy, Half Life.
5. I love Stalker, its a brilliant RPG for me also played Mass Effect al 3 and Dragon age. I just dont enjoy the online RPG's.
6. I play the whole week and Sunday's. I try to get some time in on my sp games like Alan Wake, Metro 2033 ect and the Game of Thrones episode here and there.. But mainly BF3 now.
7. Arma 3 ofcourse :P
8. KWV 5 year brandy and Coke.
9. Both although, Ive been doing the jaeger bombs more as of late.
10. I dont smoke. I did weed once in st4 on a church camp tho lol
You don't do drugs? That is automatic disqualification!!
1. How many hours a week are you hoping to play BF3? Do you think you will reach that?
2. Who is the most awesome person in grrr?
3. Who is the biggest tool in grrr?
4. Are you looking for just casual gaming or competitive, if competitive have you played in any leagues before
5. What are you thoughts on Children?
1. 16 hours. I should reach it comfortably :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Paul
2. Due to his Veto powers it can only be Paul haha.
3. Anyone that is not Paul :P
4. Competitive and Casaual. yes. BOC came 2nd in the BF2142 league altho I didnt like 2142 much. I think we were 3rd or 4th in BF2? Im not sure? I love my clannies alot, one of the main reason for playing BF.
5. They can irritate the shit out of me and I ignore them if their parents dont discipline them but I wouldnt mind having a son or daugher or both of my own :)
Nice to have you apply! Please answer the following questions:
1. Who is the spelling / Grammar Nazi of Grrr? Please supplement your response with proof.
2. What was your favourite mission in Operation Flashpoint?
3. What is the operational weight of the T80 MBT!
4. What is your opinion on the Kalashnikov?
These will be fine for now.
Question 1:
List the following in order from brightest to least bright:
The tactical moffie light in bF3;
The glare off Tyger's head when he gets all srs bsns sweaty at Rage comps;
The reflection of sunlight off Paul.
Question 2:
Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, an arrogant FiB player, and a humble bvd player are at a party. At the end of the night, it is discovered that someone left an upper decker in the guest bathroom. Who was it?
Question 3:
Tits or Ass?
Question 4:
What is the single best memory you have from BOC?
More questions
1. If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck
End these sentences (creative licence is acceptable)
2. In the Eyes of a Ranger....
3. You need to check yourself....
4. Yes. No. Maybe......
5. Which non-female member in grrr do you think would make the best lesbian?
6. Which country does Mega currently hail from?
7. Stu is a ninja True/False justify
8. Who consumes the most mary jane in the clan?
9. Who consumes the most SOCO in the clan
10.Who is consumed the most in the clan?
1. http://games.saix.net/forum/viewtopi...p=16329#p16329 s3xy_j0nnyQuote:
Originally Posted by Stu
2. Ambush by far :P
3. 46 tonnes?
4. In the long run best gun ever made. Good for the mass production for war(relaible). Not for accuracy oriented operations.
Q1Quote:
Originally Posted by s3xy_j0nny
1.The reflection of sunlight off Paul.
2.The glare off Tyger's head when he gets all srs bsns sweaty at Rage comps
3.The tactical moffie light in bF3
Q2
It was the FiBber that the hosted the party and it was Santa that left the upper decker while the Easter Bunny sat there laughing. The Bvd player looked away.
Q3
Ass defnitley but who says no to Tits?
Q4
The night we had at shenanigans after the sizzler.
1. A woodchuck would chuck all of the wood if a woodchuck could chuck woodQuote:
Originally Posted by Paul
2. In the eyes of a ranger the unsuspecting stranger
3. You need to check yourself before you wreck yourself
4. Yes no maybe can you repeat the question
5. I would not know lol I dont know who all the females are in Grrr
6. Congo?
7. True, he suddenly jumps in the SB says a few words and dissapears.
8. You? I dont know what Mary Jane is lol
9. Soco and Lime? Phatty?
10. Paul
Pretty good, but the answer to Q2 is the arrogant FiB player must have done it since the other 3 are fictional.Quote:
Originally Posted by RussianElite.
Howzit dude....
Awesome, my turn
What was the original BF2 nicks of the following players:
1. Paul
2. Slipperyduck
3. Myself
Paul is which of the following:
a. albino
b. arctic bear
c. ghost
when and why are you?
what is a hairy blender?
1. Paul - CandidateQuote:
Originally Posted by Thor_23
2. Slipperyduck - Lee?
3.Thor - Ion or Fluffy? haha
Paul - Albino
When? I geuss somewhere in 1987 March maybe? I was Born on the 20 Dec. Why? My mom and dad thaught it would be fun? haha aww thats a nasty thought lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by flycatchr
Hairy Blender = Teabag? or testicals?
Nice one Russian! Great to hear you applied, hope these trolls aren't giving you a headache! My questions:
1. As common etiquette when squeezing past people to get to your seats at the movies, do you prefer giving the crotch or the ass?
2. What skills can you bring to our BF team? Do you tend to 'defend and flank' or 'ride the lightning all up in your enemies grill'? Do you armour etc.?
3. "Granada baschwaaaa!" is Russian for: a) frag out mother fucker, b) housekeeping, c) I need a clean pair of shorts, d) like a sir, or e) all of the above in one sentence.
4. Have you completed those TPS reports yet?
1.Depends on who I'm squeezing past. If its a nice round lady I'd give the crotch and any one else the arse haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hubris
2.I asses the situation and perform the neccesary manouvers. Even tho you can pwn a guy one on one doesnt mean you cant play smart.
3. a
4. Do I have to on a month end? :P
2nd Round of questions.
1. What is the most influential book you have ever read?
2. If I were to ask you this question would it be right or wrong?
3. "If your strength is .......... theirs, ........... them; if ......... then ......... them; if ......, then ...... your forces. If you are equal in ........ to the enemy, you can engage him. If ......, you circumvent him. If ......"
3.1 Name the Author and Chapter
3.2 Finish the text by completing and filling in the spaces
4. What do the 4 F's (FFFF) stand for?
that will be all for now. Carry on.
1. The Bible?Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu
2. Right I geuss lol
3. If your strength is ten times theirs, surround them; if five, then attack them; if double, the divide your forces. If you are equal in strength to the enemy, you can engage him. If fewer, you can circumvent him. If outmatched, you can avoid him. Thus a small enemy that acts inflexibly will become the captives of a large enemy.
4.Find 'em, Feel 'em, Fuck 'em and Forget 'em?
BF2leelo0270 - Just one question:
1. By the time you finish reading this question, you will ask yourself something, something that you never thought you'd ask yourself, you will ponder a while before answering and wonder if this is indeed a question to be answered or something else entirely. Once you get to the bottom of it, you may find yourself searching for answers, perhaps inadvertently stumbling across some life choices that you have made and most certainly pausing to think about them. Eventually however you will answer this question with something quite astonishing, something you will feel proud of for years to come, because this question was the only question that you asked yourself. What is your answer?
Should I have skipped my previous 3 relationships?Quote:
Originally Posted by SlipperyDuck
Next set of questions
1. How often do you visit www.ratemypoo.com
2. If there was one person in the community whose head you could take a baseball bat to, who would it be?
3. When does 1 equal 3?
4. Why does everyone love/hate me so much
5. Create new nicks for 4 people in the clan and say how you came up with them. (You may not use ninja turtle names)
1. Only once. To be honest I actualy clicked on a link that some one posted on team speak way back and it was that. To my knowledge you get Horrifying beasts lurking in the sewers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul
2. Back in the day it would have been Lucidity or Assasin but I ignore idiots. If I had to pick I would say Assasin.
3.Threesome?
4.They (admire/are jelous of) your Veto powers?
5. Paul - Dagget(Reminds me of the one beaver in Angry Beavers)
Tyger - SteveAustin (Shiney pip)
Phatso - Ronaldo (a spaniard soccer player *note not meaning spain lol)
Stu - Stew(Because food is the first thing that comes to mind when I read his nick)
I was looking for Find'em, Fix'em, Flank 'em and Finish 'emQuote:
Originally Posted by RussianElite.
but the above is acceptable! Re the Sun Tsu Texts check your translation material there is an entire sentence about avoiding your enemy if they are more dangerous.
More questions to follow...
almost, can you be more specific vis a vi technique (not your mom and dad's)Quote:
Originally Posted by RussianElite.
Maybe drag the testicals all over rather than just dip like a Teabag?Quote:
Originally Posted by flycatchr
lol's at that taken with the right context of a furry blender.... hahahah so classic it will all be revealed soon.Quote:
Originally Posted by RussianElite.
Questions:
1. Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials? If yes state your reasons if No state your reasons.
2. Was the invasion of Iraq legal in the eye's of the international community?
3. Does global warming exist or is it hippy mumbo jumbo shit? Justify your answer with clear indication on were you stand with this matter and why.
1. I do believe we are not the only species that can walk and talk to each other in this universe. They just far away.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu
2. No, America did it for the oil. Bastards
3. Yes, my best friend is a conservationist and he convinced me with his studies about it. Or he would make a good laywer :P
So you said you were interested in clannies.
1. What do you think is the recipe for having a good team
2. When you are getting ass raped in a clan match, what is the best course of action
3. Why is Stu such a tool