Paul has my tags and i want them back!!

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Originally Posted by Dragonne

Very nice, but know that Fly will be along soon to critique you limerick structure and rhyming...

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mwaHAHAHAHAAHA

IF that is your first limerick then I wont be too harsh :)
just to mention that the 3rd and 4th lines are supposed to be shorter .......

a naked chap with very strange nick
tried real hard to write a limerick
failed so hard
what a tard
and he dont even have a big dick

and that's how its done kalgat :)
(6 minutes)

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Originally Posted by flycatchr

a naked chap with very strange nick
tried real hard to write a limerick
failed so hard
what a tard
and he dont even have a big dick

and that's how its done kalgat :)
(6 minutes)

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Do you have a little rappers dance to go with it?

Grrr's old man Fly
was not limerick shy
so kalgat
listen to that
cause thats not bad for a white guy

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Originally Posted by BadA$$jack

Grrr's old man Fly
was not limerick shy
so kalgat
listen to that
cause that not bad for a white guy

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Must.Try.Harder

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Originally Posted by flycatchr

a naked chap with very strange nick
tried real hard to write a limerick
failed so hard
what a tard
and he dont even have a big dick

and that's how its done kalgat :)
(6 minutes)

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The master at work!

My biggest problem was finding the rhyme for Douche, i had swoosh, whoosh and Touche...

All appropriate word selections!

Questions:

What is the average velocity of a sparrow carrying a coconut?

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Originally Posted by Thor_23

Also late to the party. Not sure if I am duplicating questions:

1. Who's mom in the clan is the HAWTEST?
2. What would be your best response if I asked you how my kids are doing? (provided you/me have any:p )
3. Why does phats want to know if everyone is:"even lifting"?
4. Think of a dutch nickname (like brakepad or fin-ice) with a punch line for j0nny

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1. None, they are all sacred cows and besides i'm not into GILF's
2. Great now that i've trained them to walk upright
3. In case he needs to order more "natural" supplements from his dealer to keep up
4. Being English im absolutley fucking stumped on this one

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Originally Posted by Stu

All appropriate word selections!

Questions:

What is the average velocity of a sparrow carrying a coconut?

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African or European?

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Originally Posted by kalgat

and besides i'm not into GILF's

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explain!!!!