BigBadBarts - The want

My questions for you is the following:

1. Why the macho attitude? I am referring to your emphasis on being an ex-rugby player, being beaten senseless by a bouncer, taking all kinds of stuff, (enough to kill a horse if I recall correctly), having a massive porn collections. Surely those are not the most memorable attributes you have? My question to you is since you've shared with us the bad things, what good deeds have you done lately to anybody appart from your family?

2. You've mentioned you are in IT if I recall correctly, can you elaborate a bit on that. Most people playing computer games will be proficient in IT to some degree or another. Are you more into networking, hardware, programming, sales. Tell us more about your interest and skills.

3. Most people in GRRR is able to contribute towards the clan one way or another, what will you be bringing to the party.

4. Several members of GRRR have various degrees of OCD. Please take some pictures of the inside of your computer case and post them for further scrutiny.

5. What is your views on the unsecured credit bubble that is brewing in South Africa.

Finally, I appreciate the macho attitude you are trying to portray, but do you think you can these answers in a serious manner without swearing or insulting anybody?

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Originally Posted by Skouperd

My questions for you is the following:

1. Why the macho attitude? I am referring to your emphasis on being an ex-rugby player, being beaten senseless by a bouncer, taking all kinds of stuff, (enough to kill a horse if I recall correctly), having a massive porn collections. Surely those are not the most memorable attributes you have? My question to you is since you've shared with us the bad things, what good deeds have you done lately to anybody appart from your family?

2. You've mentioned you are in IT if I recall correctly, can you elaborate a bit on that. Most people playing computer games will be proficient in IT to some degree or another. Are you more into networking, hardware, programming, sales. Tell us more about your interest and skills.

3. Most people in GRRR is able to contribute towards the clan one way or another, what will you be bringing to the party.

4. Several members of GRRR have various degrees of OCD. Please take some pictures of the inside of your computer case and post them for further scrutiny.

5. What is your views on the unsecured credit bubble that is brewing in South Africa.

Finally, I appreciate the macho attitude you are trying to portray, but do you think you can these answers in a serious manner without swearing or insulting anybody?

1. Firstly, let me apologise for upsetting you I was under the impression the crazy questions and responses were all tongue in cheek so sorry if I've offended you. However, that being said I am only telling you who I am and what I've done, in no way am I trying to portray a macho attitude at all, infact being beaten by bouncers and taking drugs is not macho at all and I certainly hope that when I die those are not the attributes I'll be remembered for. That being said if you're looking to find out how I treat people I think Dean (dirtypora) who works for me will testify to my loyalty and support for friends, family and certainly work colleagues. I dont go out of my way to point out my good deeds because I feel what I do daily I do for my family, friends and work colleagues, so if you dont mind I'm not going give you an example of what I've done so it looks like I'm fishing for compliments but just know that I live for my kids, my wife and family (my mother who lost all her money through bad investments, now lives with us - maybe you see this as a good deed I just view it as my family duty). I am extremely close to my half brothers that live in Durban and if any of my mates called me at 03H00 because their car broke down, I'd be the first to phone the AA...only kidding, I'd get in the car and help out. I guess I think you've read me wrong because I am a joker and take the piss alot, but it is who I am and I'm sorry if it offends you...my wife did say now everyone will enjoy my crude sense of humour or even me for that matter.

2. IT, wow this was something I never saw myself doing but when I landed in the UK, I was managing a pub in Highbury near the old Arsenal football stadium and a plumber mate of mine convinced me to do my NT4 MCSE because of the boom in the UK in the late 90's. I came home and did my MCSE at New Horizons in Durbs, 'n all and heading back to the UK where I got my 1st job as a helpdesk analyst for Viglen who made PC's, I think they are still owned by Sir Alan Sugar (what a prize chop by the way)...anyway, I apparently have natural leadership abilities and I was soon a department head and while I was never the most technical guy, I knew a little about a lot so decided managing specialists would be the way to go...this way I could relay what I wanted or knew about and have the very technical engineers or specialist carry out the task and I guess that is now how I'm in my position now. I do miss the technical stuff though and even though I built and designed our current MPLS, hosted, virtual environment I spend most of my days in meetings, doing budgets, fighting with suppliers and constantly being diplomatic and tied up in red tape.

3. I'm never gonna be the best player, although I'm competitive as hell, but I will bring a positive never say die attitude, I live for every moment and I think I manage to drive and inspire guys, maybe Dean can shed some light on this but its certainly an annoying factor for him, that I am always so happy and positive.

4. Man I know how that feels, being a Virgo isn't easy I have plenty issue with this...I'll take few pics this weekend and post. Anyone else have issues with toiler rolls running over and not under or the ice cream tub? I think I have issues, well my wife thinks I have, I think I'm normal. ;-)

5. Honestly, I have no views on the credit issues in SA, I lost everything in the UK during the recession and quite honestly its not hit SA as bad. I think the whole worlds on borrowed time and money to be honest and its a matter of time before the bubble bursts for us all, but please believe me SA is nowhere near as bad as the crumble in the UK in 2008. I left with my British Passport in hand had to sign liquidation for 220 000 pounds and came back to SA at 35 with nothing to my name but a bad haircut and my old 1996 VR6, which I still drive now.

Once again, sorry if you're misinterpreted my openness about my past as a desire to impress with a macho attitude, its certainly not the case...what you see is what you get with me and I wear my heart on my sleeve. Hope the answers are to your liking and serious enough and sorry if I insulted you or anyone else but I was reading previous posts and threads and I did get the impression you all kinda take the piss out of one another which to be honest I thoroughly enjoy. Let me know if there is anything else you need bud and I'll get those PC pics to you shortly.

Thanks Brad, you've got my vote... ;-)

We do take the piss out of the people here, make no mistakes about that, but sometimes it is also nice to know who you are in real life. Regarding OCD... oh yes... ;-)

Well done Brad for responding to Perdjties insane OCD questions.

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Originally Posted by TygerBS

Well done Brad for responding to Perdjties insane OCD questions.

Tyger, he likes porn.... I like to screw with peoples minds.... :-)

which reminds me Brad, check out the classified section there is a car for sale. Talkin of mind games. Brad here is a slighty more "serious" question. Will you screw a dead chicken. Substantiate your answer from a moral point of view, religious point of view and sexuality point of view.

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Originally Posted by Skouperd

Will you screw a dead chicken. Substantiate your answer from a moral point of view, religious point of view and sexuality point of view.

Dafuq did I just read?

Who doesn't like porn?

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Originally Posted by TygerBS

Well done Brad for responding to Perdjties insane OCD questions.

lol, who is Brad? U eating the devil's lettuce at work okes?

Bart the rugby player, what position did you play?

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Originally Posted by s3xy_j0nny

Bart the rugby player, what position did you play?

Left wing bud, but as I got older and slower I moved closer to the scrum...strange that hey? ;-)