Re: Lessons in Talking Shit.
[June 10, 2011, 01:40:47 PM] Lee: 47 out 36 people don't understand stats
[June 10, 2011, 01:42:08 PM] Paul: 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
[June 10, 2011, 01:42:40 PM] Paul: The other 1 person just doesn't know how to have a good time
[June 10, 2011, 01:43:38 PM] Lee: If you were about to shoot a mime, would you need to use a silencer?
[June 10, 2011, 01:44:57 PM] Paul: Only if you are using a crossbow
[June 10, 2011, 01:45:05 PM] Paul: Not if you were using a cannon
[June 10, 2011, 01:45:45 PM] Paul: But then again the TV station plays adverts
[June 10, 2011, 01:46:32 PM] Paul: Which is an auxiliary to the matinee performance of Gone with the wind
[June 10, 2011, 01:47:06 PM] Paul: But I digress we need a round square
[June 10, 2011, 01:49:44 PM] pmurgs: SHUT UP PAUL!
[June 10, 2011, 01:52:03 PM] Paul: Go play with your Duke and I don't mean the game
[June 10, 2011, 01:52:07 PM] Paul: Bwahahahahahahahaa
[June 10, 2011, 01:52:11 PM] Paul: Hahahahahahha
[June 10, 2011, 01:52:13 PM] Paul: hahahahahahahahahahaha
[June 10, 2011, 01:52:17 PM] Paul: hahaha
[June 10, 2011, 01:52:18 PM] Paul: ha
[June 10, 2011, 01:52:21 PM] Paul: ha..
[June 10, 2011, 01:52:23 PM] Paul: ..
[June 10, 2011, 01:52:24 PM] Paul: ha
[June 10, 2011, 01:52:31 PM] Paul: ...ha
[June 10, 2011, 01:52:33 PM] Paul: ha
[June 10, 2011, 01:53:33 PM] Lee: two nuns walk into a bar
[June 10, 2011, 01:53:38 PM] Lee: the end
[June 10, 2011, 01:56:57 PM] Paul: LOL that reminds me of one of the best jokes ever
[June 10, 2011, 01:57:02 PM] Paul: A seal walks into a club
[June 10, 2011, 01:57:05 PM] Paul: The end
[June 10, 2011, 01:57:09 PM] Paul: Bwahahahahaha
[June 10, 2011, 01:57:29 PM] Paul: Tell that to a sensitive girl and it is party time the whole night
[June 10, 2011, 01:57:46 PM] Paul: By party time I mean death stares and attempted assault
[June 10, 2011, 01:59:50 PM] Lee: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
[June 10, 2011, 02:00:23 PM] Lee: Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.
[June 10, 2011, 02:00:35 PM] Lee: Death is hereditary.
[June 10, 2011, 02:01:05 PM] Lee: For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
[June 10, 2011, 02:02:21 PM] Lee: Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
[June 10, 2011, 02:02:58 PM] Paul: Confucius says man with dick in peanut butter is fucking Nuts
[June 10, 2011, 02:03:01 PM] Lee: Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
[June 10, 2011, 02:04:52 PM] Lee: I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
[June 10, 2011, 02:05:06 PM] Lee: The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
[June 10, 2011, 02:05:12 PM] Paul: The dumber they think you are the more suprised they will be when you kill them
[June 10, 2011, 02:05:38 PM] Lee: You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
[June 10, 2011, 02:07:02 PM] Paul: Lee are you getting these off a website because I don't know chinese
[June 10, 2011, 02:07:33 PM] Paul: Roses are red violets are blue. I am schizophrenic and so am I
[June 10, 2011, 02:10:41 PM] Lee: The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
[June 10, 2011, 02:11:09 PM] Lee: Will this computer last five years? Obsoletely!
[June 10, 2011, 02:12:08 PM] Lee: Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
[June 10, 2011, 02:13:25 PM] Paul: Did some one order a pizza......with extra CHEESE[/soze]
[June 10, 2011, 02:13:32 PM] Paul: that's wrong
[June 10, 2011, 02:14:42 PM] Lee: Gravity, always putting everyone down.
[June 10, 2011, 02:15:09 PM] Paul: If a transvestite gets PMS is it called Dragging while Ragging?
[June 10, 2011, 02:15:38 PM] Paul: I once saw a camel it was a hump day
[June 10, 2011, 02:16:40 PM] Lee: Do you ever get tired of sleeping?
[June 10, 2011, 02:17:11 PM] Lee: Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
[June 10, 2011, 02:18:17 PM] Lee: That's a cool chair. Yeah, I know, it rocks.
[June 10, 2011, 02:18:55 PM] Paul: C&H much?
[June 10, 2011, 02:19:07 PM] Lee: Memories of water in the basement came flooding back.
[June 10, 2011, 02:20:04 PM] Paul: The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner
[June 10, 2011, 02:20:36 PM] Lee: A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother.
[June 10, 2011, 02:20:54 PM] Paul: The harm caused by sibling rivalry is relative.
[June 10, 2011, 02:21:00 PM] Lee: National copy and paste day it seems
[June 10, 2011, 02:21:26 PM] Paul: A test-tube baby has a womb with a view
[June 10, 2011, 02:23:00 PM] Paul: If all of the women left the country there would be a stagnation
[June 10, 2011, 02:23:40 PM] Lee: If money could talk, it would say: goodbye.
[June 10, 2011, 02:23:54 PM] Lee: Never, ever make absolute, unconditional statements.
[June 10, 2011, 02:24:04 PM] Paul: I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words
[June 10, 2011, 02:24:35 PM] Lee: Never argue with a man carrying a water buffalo.
[June 10, 2011, 02:24:56 PM] Lee: You can't tell a book by its movie.
[June 10, 2011, 02:24:56 PM] Paul: Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy
[June 10, 2011, 02:25:15 PM] Paul: When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'
[June 10, 2011, 02:25:54 PM] Lee: The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
[June 10, 2011, 02:26:03 PM] Paul: The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work
[June 10, 2011, 02:26:47 PM] Paul: I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me
[June 10, 2011, 02:27:04 PM] Lee: 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
[June 10, 2011, 02:27:20 PM] Paul: The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran
[June 10, 2011, 02:27:51 PM] Paul: A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no
[June 10, 2011, 02:27:56 PM] Lee: I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
[June 10, 2011, 02:28:54 PM] Lee: Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
[June 10, 2011, 02:29:12 PM] Paul: Lee this one is for you especially
[June 10, 2011, 02:29:16 PM] Paul: I'm inclined to be laid back.
[June 10, 2011, 02:29:37 PM] Lee: Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
[June 10, 2011, 02:30:10 PM] Lee: Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
[June 10, 2011, 02:30:23 PM] Paul: Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside
[June 10, 2011, 02:30:53 PM] Lee: The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
[June 10, 2011, 02:31:52 PM] Lee: The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
[June 10, 2011, 02:32:04 PM] Th0r_23: LOL
[June 10, 2011, 02:32:08 PM] Lee: The universe is a figment of its own imagination. There's no future in time travel.
[June 10, 2011, 02:32:38 PM] Paul: Now matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery
[June 10, 2011, 02:32:53 PM] Paul: I could not pull out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan
[June 10, 2011, 02:33:03 PM] Paul: The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands
[June 10, 2011, 02:33:05 PM] Lee: We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
[June 10, 2011, 02:34:06 PM] Lee: When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.
[June 10, 2011, 02:34:07 PM] Paul: The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum
[June 10, 2011, 02:34:25 PM] Lee: Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
[June 10, 2011, 02:34:52 PM] Paul: Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie
[June 10, 2011, 02:35:34 PM] Lee: You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
[June 10, 2011, 02:35:49 PM] Paul: Stealing someone's coffee is called 'mugging'
[June 10, 2011, 02:36:20 PM] Paul: I decide which beer to drink on a case by case basis
[June 10, 2011, 02:37:57 PM] Paul: Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses
[June 10, 2011, 02:38:11 PM] Paul: Ok that is me, I am leaving early
[June 10, 2011, 02:38:22 PM] Paul: Because the early bird catches the worm
[June 10, 2011, 02:39:19 PM] Lee: but the second mouse (^ read history)
Re: Lessons in Talking Shit.
[October 28, 2011, 02:26:06 PM] del ban Paul: aaah the LOTRO geeks are busy helping each other out
[October 28, 2011, 02:26:13 PM] del ban Paul: sweeeet
[October 28, 2011, 02:26:36 PM] del ban WondaWoman: Take your jealousy back to your hole Paulie
[October 28, 2011, 02:28:54 PM] del ban Paul: Jealousy?
[October 28, 2011, 02:29:17 PM] del ban WondaWoman: I've missed t-bagging your face Paulie
[October 28, 2011, 02:30:17 PM] del ban Paul: Oh please that never happened
[October 28, 2011, 02:30:34 PM] del ban Paul: Only time you could do that was when you were failing miserably at being a medic
[October 28, 2011, 02:32:16 PM] del ban WondaWoman: No..as I recall, it was when you were failing miserably at staying alive
[October 28, 2011, 02:33:07 PM] del ban j0n0: screenshot
Re: Lessons in Talking Shit.
I'm usually a much nicer person. :blush: It's just Paulie that brings out the nasty in me.
Re: Lessons in Talking Shit.
[Today at 01:55:20 PM] del ban Geth: hey ho good friends, I bring good cheer and a joyful disposition to lighten your day
[Today at 01:55:55 PM] del ban Paul: Go fuck yourself
Classic.
Re: Lessons in Talking Shit.
Ok that was taken out of context here, my comment was aimed at j0nny this is what really happened
[Today at 13:52:57] del ban s3xy_j0nny: also, I am going home now
[Today at 13:53:10] del ban s3xy_j0nny: I will think of yo sitting at work and laugh
[Today at 13:53:49] del ban s3xy_j0nny: and not just a little chuckle, I mean I will be wiping the tears from my eyes and holding my sides
[Today at 13:55:20] del ban Geth: hey ho good friends, I bring good cheer and a joyful disposition to lighten your day
[Today at 13:55:55] del ban Paul: Go fuck yourself
[Today at 13:55:59] del ban s3xy_j0nny: lol
[Today at 13:56:01] del ban Paul: I am leaving in an hour
[Today at 13:56:21] del ban Paul: Geth that was for j0nny not for you
Re: Lessons in Talking Shit.
Good cos quite frankly I dont give a rats ass when you leave work.
