Lessons in Talking Shit.

Would it surprise anyone if I told you I have no recollection of these conversations? I mean wtf is MSN?

Candi, maybe your deadliness is starting to affect you in ways you cannot even begin to imagine? :eek:


..... unless ignorance is bliss? :hmmm:

Candy the Adminpant strikes again:

Paul says:
But I had fucked up dreams last night. Man!!! I also dreamt I went to a little cafe and hire a Jean Claude van Dam movie
j0nny says:
that's horrific
j0nny says:
why pay to see a JCVD movie?!
Paul says:
next thing I know I am in the movie as a president and there are aliens who roll you up into a ball, like putty and through you off a cliff
Paul says:
But as i fall off a cliff I land in a pool and get out and start sun tanning
Paul says:
Man it was so fucked up
Paul says:
I woke up in a cold sweat at 4 am and couldn't get back to sleep. I blame the super Size mcMeal
j0nny says:
roflmao

:crackup: :crackup:

seksi_PinkSinker says:
oh, so stuey talks to wonda, but not his clanmates eh?

Stuart says:
yeah bru do u have b00bz?

Jess says:
stuey talks about normal stuff

Jess says:
not just boobies

Stuart says:
wait let me rephrase that

Jess says:
i take that back

seksi_PinkSinker says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMW.... 2 things

1. Im glad I dont talk to any of YOU GRRR boys on MSN.... :wow:

and

2. Im NEVER EVER going on ANY road trips with any of you :rofl:


Ive been laughing so much while reading this thread...that IVe almost dehydrated.. :rofl:

Im going to sleep now..... :rofl:

Had THE weirdest convo with some of the okes the other night after 12 - Grav, Shadey, Lee, Onni, fly and me. I seriously don't think it's mentally healthy for us all to be up at that hour and try and hold a convo.

I'm too tired to post it..but it is seriously hilarious to read after. We chatted about the craziest stuff - from chewing on Shadey (this was quite detailed and strangely well thought out), to drinking bunny milk, blending frogs, then milking bunnies, to yakking about slippers and playboy bunnies and then somehow lee managed to throw it all together with milking playboy bunny slippers.

If that wasn't bad enough....we carried on chatting (madness) and somehow smoking and lube came up...then a big convo about crisps vs chips and somehow we ended back with bunnies...but this time we argued about how to make bunny chips.... and so it went on.

It was scary....but strangely hilarious afterwards. Some priceless comments :psycho: Makes me love joo okes so much more ;)

But that sounds like a run of the mill conversation.... :shutup: :hmmm:

SlipperyDuck says:
SO MANY WINDOWS - i cant keep up with this one - you guys are full of shit
Fly says:

Lawrence says:
windows?
Odette (Onyx) says:

Fly says:
its late and we are all on espresos and stuff and needles
Odette (Onyx) says:
yes
Jess says:
i don't have expresso
SlipperyDuck says:
i have lotsa PRIVATE chat windows open - for - you know - one on one action
Lawrence says:
don't u think it's odd that a guy called "gates" invented "windows"?
Fly says:
E S P R E S S O
Jess says:
no
Jess says:
i think you're strange
Lawrence says:
who?
Fly says:
who?
Fly says:
lol
Lawrence says:
u need to be a little more specific, Jess
Jess says:
all of you
Lawrence says:
just now u scare shadey away
Jess says:
strange
Odette (Onyx) says:
she's tough..
NiteShade says:
damn straight
Lawrence says:
i haven't tried chewing her yet
Fly says:
nor i
NiteShade says:
YET
NiteShade says:
w00t
Lawrence says:
i also heard she was sweet
Odette (Onyx) says:
.. yet
Fly says:
i KNW she is sweet
Odette (Onyx) says:
a tough sweet
Lawrence says:
can't wait to have a taste
Odette (Onyx) says:
like a toffee?
Odette (Onyx) says:
gets stuck in your teeth
NiteShade says:
lol Odi
SlipperyDuck says:
like one of those Rock things you suck milk with
Lawrence says:
hey?
Odette (Onyx) says:
mmmmm
NiteShade says:
ok next topic
Lawrence says:
wait...
Odette (Onyx) says:
who chooses
Jess says:
i like milk
Lawrence says:
we're talking about shadey...
Jess says:
bunny milk!!!
Jess says:
wooohooo
Fly says:
mmmmmILK WITH VANILLA IS THE BESTES
Odette (Onyx) says:
pink bunny milk
Lawrence says:
bunny milk?
Jess says:
oooh i heard about that!
NiteShade says:
lol
Jess says:
chocolate bunny milk
Lawrence says:
who milks bunnies?
Odette (Onyx) says:
nesquick
NiteShade says:
i feel like im dreaming
Lawrence says:
shame
Fly says:
RED bunny milk
Jess says:
i have tendencies towards the cream soda too
Odette (Onyx) says:
eww fly
SlipperyDuck says:
nesquick milks bnnies?
Jess says:
there is no RED fly..stop TRYING to be cool
Odette (Onyx) says:
yes, they do
Odette (Onyx) says:
for years now
Fly says:
what is green and goes red at a press of a bittnon
Fly says:
button
Lawrence says:
a frog
Lawrence says:
in a blender
SlipperyDuck says:
mine goat - why has someone not done something about this yet?
Odette (Onyx) says:
ribbit
Fly says:
what?
SlipperyDuck says:
BZZZZibit
Fly says:
ribbit milk FTW
Odette (Onyx) says:
and now we back to bunny milk
Fly says:
red ribbit milk WOOOOOT
Lawrence says:
shame...
Jess says:
no...we've moved onto rabbits apparently
Lawrence says:
poor bunnies
Jess says:
fly's sick minded idea
Odette (Onyx) says:
bunny slippers?
Fly says:
bunnies are nice
Lawrence says:
if u milk a bunny for too long, perhaps the milk does go pink
Fly says:

SlipperyDuck says:
OMG poor bunnies
Odette (Onyx) says:
that is what i thought he meant
Fly says:
who, me?
Jess says:
play bunnies?'
Odette (Onyx) says:
playboy bunnies
Fly says:
playBOY bunnies
Odette (Onyx) says:

Fly says:

Lawrence says:
those things are gross
Lawrence says:
if u look under their foot, u'll see "made in taiwan"
Fly says:
which things>
Odette (Onyx) says:
slippers
SlipperyDuck says:
they're not real
Lawrence says:
those playboy bunnies
Fly says:
what ? are they blow up?
Odette (Onyx) says:
probably
Fly says:
darn
Jess says:
they're mostly plastic..yes
SlipperyDuck says:
yours?
Jess says:
what?
Lawrence says:
oh
Fly says:
with a bit of fur in the rght places
Lawrence says:
dear
Jess says:
i have furry slippers..not plastic ones
SlipperyDuck says:
are mostly plastic right?
NiteShade says:
lol fly
Jess says:
only the undersole is plastic
Lawrence says:
they have a sole?
Fly says:
an UNDER sole law
Lawrence says:
well... they're not shallow, that's for sure
Odette (Onyx) says:
who?/what?
Lawrence says:
everything Ody
SlipperyDuck says:
i was lost on milk
Odette (Onyx) says:
the slippers or the playboy bunnies
Lawrence says:
when did slippers get into this?
Fly says:
both?
SlipperyDuck says:
how the hell do you milk a playboy bunny slipper
Odette (Onyx) says:
carefully

Fly says:
pants down?
NiteShade says:
depends if she still has her pants
Jess says:
no one is lying down!
Odette (Onyx) says:
just the pants
Lawrence says:
or if she's caught her breath by now
Odette (Onyx) says:
and the bunny slipper
SlipperyDuck says:
but if theres no pants - why would the bunnie stand up?
Odette (Onyx) says:
grav
Jess says:
if you're still wearing the pants in your house....there's something wrong.
Odette (Onyx) says:
you only got one pant?
Lawrence says:
well - when things stand up, the bunny starts panting
Jess says:
my chair is uncomfortable
Jess says:
i think i need a new one
Fly says:
and what does tghe bunny oaint?
Fly says:
paint
SlipperyDuck says:
coz thats where the slippers are - on the chair
Odette (Onyx) says:
or under the leg
Jess says:
fly..sweetie..you need to think about what you're gonna type before you press enter...
NiteShade says:
lol
Lawrence says:
rofl
Jess says:
the slippers are on my feet...where they should be
Fly says:
i need to finish typing before the subject changes
NiteShade says:
good luck
SlipperyDuck says:
damn - i just thought i was wrong for a second - and I was right - I wasnt wrong
Jess says:
hehe
Fly says:
about lee?

-1min pause-
Odette (Onyx) says:
surprise!
Lawrence says:
aaarggghhhh
Lawrence says:
u got me
Fly says:
WAAAAAA
Lawrence says:
catches breath
Odette (Onyx) says:
where was it going to ?
SlipperyDuck says:
I wanna smoke now- so much HEAVY action going on here
Jess says:
what?
Lawrence says:
it was escaping me
Jess says:
does heavy action bring on smoking for you?
Fly says:
you smoke??(before or after??)
Jess says:
strange
SlipperyDuck says:
during - i dont use lube


Fly says:
how you make a pasta gun?
Lawrence says:
all u need is a macaroni - a nicely bent one
Lawrence says:
and a few spagetti sticks
Fly says:
and then?
SlipperyDuck says:
secretivley
Lawrence says:
u shove the spagetti straight up the noodle
NiteShade says:
are we still talkin pasta?
Lawrence says:
and it fires off like a machine gun out the other end
Fly says:
yes
Jess says:
you need noodles and not spaghetti for the gun
SlipperyDuck says:
OMG - im not sure
Odette (Onyx) says:
sounds fishy
Jess says:
spagehetti is too thin
NiteShade says:
rofl odi
SlipperyDuck says:
NOOOO you didnt
SlipperyDuck says:
arrrghhhgh
Jess says:
noodles will allow your 'bullet' to go through
Lawrence says:
yes!
Jess says:
you see!
Fly says:
my bullet gos thru anything
Jess says:
but i don't think you get long noodles
Jess says:
only short ones
Odette (Onyx) says:
even steel?
Jess says:
you'd have to glue the noodles together
Fly says:
especially steel
SlipperyDuck says:
NOOO not these MENTAL IMAGES!
Jess says:
i used to eat noodles raw
Odette (Onyx) says:
it must be all those espressos
NiteShade says:
me too Jes
Fly says:
screwdriver for your eye lee?
SlipperyDuck says:
thanks
Fly says:
NP
SlipperyDuck says:
need it back when im done?
Jess says:
i like them cooked...but i crunch on dem raw
Jess says:
dunno why

NiteShade says:
thank you all for making me feel sane
Lawrence says:
hope sane enjoyed it
Fly says:
NO PROBLEM THERE SHADEY
Fly says:
lol
NiteShade says:
of course
Fly says:
what would lep say?
Lawrence says:
thank you for feeling sane for me
NiteShade says:
its his middle name
Fly says:
ohhhh, i got a bee on my screen
Lawrence says:
i wasn't looking forward to the experience
NiteShade says:
get ur bunny slipper and milk the bee
Fly says:
oo, its a fly
Fly says:
but a bunny slipper on a bee makes a bit of a mess
Fly says:
dam, it got awway
Lawrence says:
a B on a Bunny slipper helps it from being an Unny slipper
NiteShade says:
lol
Jess says:
i have sane moments
Lawrence says:
what would cape town be without the sea?
NiteShade says:
fleeting?
Lawrence says:
Ape town!
Fly says:
yes, true law, at least it wasnt an F
Jess says:
without the mountain..?
Fly says:
so, who knows how they got the name for knysna?
Fly says:
fountain
Lawrence says:
ooh
Lawrence says:
that could be interesting
NiteShade says:
nice naais there?
Lawrence says:
that's where i thought this was going too
Fly says:
NAAAAIIISS ne
NiteShade says:
ill rather live there then Ape Town
Jess says:
where?
Fly says:
me too
Fly says:
naaais sne
Lawrence says:
rofl
NiteShade says:
who doesnt know their colours, Jess?
Lawrence says:
men