Russian (Not the Sausage)

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Originally Posted by Paul

More questions
1. If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck
End these sentences (creative licence is acceptable)
2. In the Eyes of a Ranger....
3. You need to check yourself....
4. Yes. No. Maybe......
5. Which non-female member in grrr do you think would make the best lesbian?
6. Which country does Mega currently hail from?
7. Stu is a ninja True/False justify
8. Who consumes the most mary jane in the clan?
9. Who consumes the most SOCO in the clan
10.Who is consumed the most in the clan?

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1. A woodchuck would chuck all of the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood

2. In the eyes of a ranger the unsuspecting stranger
3. You need to check yourself before you wreck yourself
4. Yes no maybe can you repeat the question
5. I would not know lol I dont know who all the females are in Grrr
6. Congo?
7. True, he suddenly jumps in the SB says a few words and dissapears.
8. You? I dont know what Mary Jane is lol
9. Soco and Lime? Phatty?
10. Paul

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Originally Posted by RussianElite.

Q1
1.The reflection of sunlight off Paul.
2.The glare off Tyger's head when he gets all srs bsns sweaty at Rage comps
3.The tactical moffie light in bF3

Q2
It was the FiBber that the hosted the party and it was Santa that left the upper decker while the Easter Bunny sat there laughing. The Bvd player looked away.

Q3
Ass defnitley but who says no to Tits?

Q4
The night we had at shenanigans after the sizzler.

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Pretty good, but the answer to Q2 is the arrogant FiB player must have done it since the other 3 are fictional.

Howzit dude....

Awesome, my turn

What was the original BF2 nicks of the following players:

1. Paul
2. Slipperyduck
3. Myself


Paul is which of the following:

a. albino
b. arctic bear
c. ghost

when and why are you?
what is a hairy blender?

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Originally Posted by Thor_23

Howzit dude....

Awesome, my turn

What was the original BF2 nicks of the following players:

1. Paul
2. Slipperyduck
3. Myself


Paul is which of the following:

a. albino
b. arctic bear
c. ghost

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1. Paul - Candidate
2. Slipperyduck - Lee?
3.Thor - Ion or Fluffy? haha

Paul - Albino

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Originally Posted by flycatchr

when and why are you?
what is a hairy blender?

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When? I geuss somewhere in 1987 March maybe? I was Born on the 20 Dec. Why? My mom and dad thaught it would be fun? haha aww thats a nasty thought lol.

Hairy Blender = Teabag? or testicals?

Nice one Russian! Great to hear you applied, hope these trolls aren't giving you a headache! My questions:

1. As common etiquette when squeezing past people to get to your seats at the movies, do you prefer giving the crotch or the ass?

2. What skills can you bring to our BF team? Do you tend to 'defend and flank' or 'ride the lightning all up in your enemies grill'? Do you armour etc.?

3. "Granada baschwaaaa!" is Russian for: a) frag out mother fucker, b) housekeeping, c) I need a clean pair of shorts, d) like a sir, or e) all of the above in one sentence.

4. Have you completed those TPS reports yet?

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Originally Posted by Hubris

Nice one Russian! Great to hear you applied, hope these trolls aren't giving you a headache! My questions:

1. As common etiquette when squeezing past people to get to your seats at the movies, do you prefer giving the crotch or the ass?

2. What skills can you bring to our BF team? Do you tend to 'defend and flank' or 'ride the lightning all up in your enemies grill'? Do you armour etc.?

3. "Granada baschwaaaa!" is Russian for: a) frag out mother fucker, b) housekeeping, c) I need a clean pair of shorts, d) like a sir, or e) all of the above in one sentence.

4. Have you completed those TPS reports yet?

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1.Depends on who I'm squeezing past. If its a nice round lady I'd give the crotch and any one else the arse haha.
2.I asses the situation and perform the neccesary manouvers. Even tho you can pwn a guy one on one doesnt mean you cant play smart.
3. a
4. Do I have to on a month end? :P

2nd Round of questions.

1. What is the most influential book you have ever read?
2. If I were to ask you this question would it be right or wrong?
3. "If your strength is .......... theirs, ........... them; if ......... then ......... them; if ......, then ...... your forces. If you are equal in ........ to the enemy, you can engage him. If ......, you circumvent him. If ......"

3.1 Name the Author and Chapter
3.2 Finish the text by completing and filling in the spaces

4. What do the 4 F's (FFFF) stand for?

that will be all for now. Carry on.

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Originally Posted by Stu

2nd Round of questions.

1. What is the most influential book you have ever read?
2. If I were to ask you this question would it be right or wrong?
3. "If your strength is .......... theirs, ........... them; if ......... then ......... them; if ......, then ...... your forces. If you are equal in ........ to the enemy, you can engage him. If ......, you circumvent him. If ......"

3.1 Name the Author and Chapter
3.2 Finish the text by completing and filling in the spaces

4. What do the 4 F's (FFFF) stand for?

that will be all for now. Carry on.

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1. The Bible?
2. Right I geuss lol
3. If your strength is ten times theirs, surround them; if five, then attack them; if double, the divide your forces. If you are equal in strength to the enemy, you can engage him. If fewer, you can circumvent him. If outmatched, you can avoid him. Thus a small enemy that acts inflexibly will become the captives of a large enemy.
4.Find 'em, Feel 'em, Fuck 'em and Forget 'em?