WTF I didn't say that!!! That is just sick man, sick!! OMG you guys are sick!!!
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WTF I didn't say that!!! That is just sick man, sick!! OMG you guys are sick!!!
QUOTE OF THE DAY !!!!! :hooray:
:crackup:Quote:
[Today at 12:13:38 PM] Candidate: Dude my happy time would freak you the fuck out, you don't want to be thinking about that shit
Another gem from Candi...
Stuart says:
fuck how the hell do u still have a job?
Paul says:
I have a nice ass
Paul says:
Sometimes I let people touch it
Paul says:
and I go ooooooooooh
:sick2: :crackup: :crackup: :sick2: ????? :hmmm: :yikes: paul is a really strange individual
:crackup: and thats an understatement!! ;)
Paul says:
Fuck off j0nny I am not in the mood
j0n0 says:
fuck j00, menopause man
Icenflame says:
lol
Icenflame says:
*points and laughs at candi* wishing he was like Base
Paul says:
Fuck you both then
j0n0 says:
LOL
Paul has left the conversation.
j0n0 says:
ROFLMAO
j0n0 says:
oh noes
Paul has been added to the conversation.
j0n0 says:
please come back, Paulie
j0n0 says:
we love j00
Paul says:
Fuck off
Icenflame says:
u make us funny laugh
Paul says:
Sometimes you guys can be real ass's
j0n0 says:
rofl
j0n0 says:
I thought you liked asses
Paul says:
Keep it up fuck face
j0n0 says:
lol
j0n0 says:
are you going to donder me
j0n0 says:
?
Paul says:
I am going to kick your ass in the head
j0n0 says:
man, I are so bored today
Icenflame says:
when u coming down to CT paul? we find u one of jonnies sloppy seconds to entertain u
j0n0 says:
Stu, you getting pwnt in the chatdoos
Paul says:
Fuck off do you think I care
j0n0 says:
ag, stick another tampon in it, whoremoan
Paul has left the conversation.
Icenflame says:
lol
j0n0 says:
rofl
Paul has been added to the conversation.
j0n0 says:
dont run away,
j0n0 says:
Captain Tampax
Paul says:
I am going to smack you
j0n0 says:
why, have I been a bad boy?
Icenflame says:
why for so grumpy candi?
Paul says:
You have been a fuck bag of tremendous proportion
Icenflame says:
come let it all out...
j0n0 says:
cos you dissed his chick
Icenflame says:
WHAT?
Icenflame says:
who's chick?
Paul says:
I don't have a chick and you guys don't even give a fuck
j0n0 says:
you said you wanted to slap Jackie
Paul says:
You just say what ever the fuck you want
Icenflame says:
yes we do... we care contrary to popular belief we care candi...
Paul says:
See fuck now you start with this shit
Paul says:
Talk too me when you guys grow the fuck up
Icenflame says:
holly shit
j0n0 says:
lol
Icenflame says:
keep your knickers on
Paul says:
Do you think I really care!
j0n0 says:
is that a question!
Paul says:
Dick
j0n0 says:
fuck, actually it's enough now, cunt features
Paul says:
Nice
j0n0 says:
if you got a problem, just say so
j0n0 says:
dont expect us to dance around your menstrual cycle
Paul says:
Why don't you just leave me the fuck alone before I get really pissed
j0n0 says:
oh noes
j0n0 says:
pls not REALLY pissed
Paul says:
Oh yes the famous (not) j0nny sarcasm.
j0n0 says:
I wouldn't expect an inbred yeti to get any of it
Paul says:
How can I defend myself against that might force
j0n0 says:
you could try a spell check for starters
j0n0 says:
otherwise you just sound lame
j0n0 says:
instead of childish AND lame
Paul says:
And you sound like a fuck bag, full of hot air
j0n0 says:
lemme fart some of it out for you
j0n0 says:
in your mouth maybe
j0n0 says:
(see, I use humour equivalent to your mental age)
Paul says:
Fuck off and die dude seriously, just fuck off
Icenflame says:
ok ok now just calm the fuck down all of u
j0n0 says:
whatever
Icenflame says:
candi as it was my turn to take the shit last week i see it fitting that u get a dose of medicine
Icenflame says:
lol
j0n0 says:
we all big boys here
Paul says:
Stu, you started this shit, so just back the fuck off
j0n0 says:
except Paul, who seems to be a little girl
Icenflame says:
I started IT?
j0n0 says:
whatever, I think excessive oestrogen started it, Miss Shittyknickers
Paul says:
Don't act innocent Stu
j0n0 says:
leave Stu alone, asswipe
Paul says:
You and j0nny are having a nice little pathetic laugh at my expense
Icenflame says:
dude i open my mouth and i get shat on so u just back the fuck off
j0n0 says:
ja, plug that bleeding fanny already
Paul says:
Both of you fuck off, seriously this is the last time I tell you this
j0n0 says:
whatcha gonna do?
j0n0 says:
get cross?
j0n0 says:
LOL
Icenflame says:
ok Paul now seriously what's the matter dude u seem stressed beyond
Paul says:
Like I am going to tell you guys!! Fuck, you will most probably put it in the talking shit thread
j0n0 says:
JA!
j0n0 says:
I reckon that's a good plan
Icenflame says:
shud up jonny
j0n0 says:
pour out that rotten heart of yours and we can post it for everyone to have a laugh
Icenflame says:
there's a time and place for everything
Paul says:
Ah geez fuck off j0nny, you never now when enough is enough
j0n0 says:
one word, Candi : spellchecker
Icenflame says:
ur a cunt jono...
Icenflame says:
lol
j0n0 says:
no no, I think if you check the dictionary, under "cunt" it has a pic of Paul
Paul says:
Ja Stu just pretend to back me up nice
j0n0 says:
oh no wait, that's "crunchy cunt"...
Icenflame says:
pretend ?
Icenflame says:
go fuck yourself...
Paul says:
You know I don't need this shit in my life, it is bad enough as it is
Paul has left the conversation.
j0n0 says:
ja, dont stand behind Paul or he'll bend over and start beckoning
j0n0 says:
booohooo
Paul has been added to the conversation.
j0n0 says:
:'(
j0n0 says:
waaaaaah!
j0n0 says:
my name's Paul, and I'm a little girly pant
Paul says:
Doos
Icenflame says:
shame dude I know what it's like giev the fucker a break Jono
j0n0 says:
ja, like that's gonna happen
Icenflame says:
and candi I wasnt pretending dude so THANKS THANKS ALOT !
j0n0 says:
nothing beats kicking a twat while he's down
j0n0 says:
don't waste your sympathy on a yeti like Paul, Stu
Paul says:
What ever Stu, I really thought you were better than that. I know j0nny is a prick but you. You opened my eyes
j0n0 says:
they're like wookies
Icenflame says:
ok whatever bru
Icenflame says:
honestly if u gonna be like that whatEVA
j0n0 says:
fuck, Paul, the cat REALLY shat in your cornflakes this morning eh?
Icenflame says:
here's a brother actually reaching out and I get my fucking limb cut off...
j0n0 says:
I told you, Stu, he's not worth it
Icenflame says:
now jono can layinto you as much as he want's I'm done trying to be civil.
j0n0 says:
I'll kick his ass outta [grrr]
Icenflame says:
lol
Icenflame says:
u da boss
Paul says:
Really? Fine kick me!! I am done with your shit ofter this
j0n0 says:
SPELLCHECKER
Icenflame says:
aaaaahhhh come one
Icenflame says:
on
Icenflame says:
on
j0n0 says:
on who?
Icenflame says:
jono u can't rip Candi off about spell checker
Icenflame says:
that's my turf fuck face
Paul says:
Fuck man any Clan would welcome me with open arms!! You dumb fucks
Icenflame says:
by you i hope you mean Jono and not me?
j0n0 says:
Stu, I understand that you're a sympathetic guy an all, but I dont have time to tiptoe around a dick because he woke up on the wrong side of the bed
j0n0 says:
as for any clan welcoming you, shithead, I sincerely doubt it
Paul says:
Go put up your fucking poll, we will see who is who in the Clan, you fucking psuedo leader piece of shit
j0n0 says:
OH HO!
j0n0 says:
thaty's it, I'm doing it now, except it wont be a poll, it will be a decree
j0n0 says:
"I hereby kick Candy out of grrr - no wankers allowed"
Icenflame says:
ok now I'm laughing .... does that make me a bad person?
Paul says:
A decree!! Fucking typical Zimbo!!! Not respec
j0n0 says:
I'm glad someone finds this shit funny stu
j0n0 says:
Paul, think seriously before you answer this:
do you really want to leave grrr, because I know a couple of people would welcome the move
j0n0 says:
I've had complaints about you, so if you want to oblige me and post a resignation, so be it
j0n0 says:
ja, I thought that would shut you up
j0n0 says:
fucking child
Icenflame says:
hey
Icenflame says:
HEY
Icenflame says:
both of u underaged fucking drinking teens! STFU
Paul says:
Fuck who!!! You and only you doos
j0n0 says:
yes, Paul, it's all me
j0n0 says:
I PM myself about your shitty attitude
Paul says:
Well you are that desperate!!, dumb fuck
j0n0 says:
fuck this, I was in a good mood til you ruined it
j0n0 says:
it's true what they say about menstrual drama queens
j0n0 says:
they are bad luck
j0n0 says:
I'm going for a smoke
j0n0 says:
maybe Ice will blow some sunshine up your ass and kiss it all better
Paul says:
You are a fucking twat
Icenflame says:
fuck u jono
Icenflame says:
now ur a fucking dickweed
Paul says:
Ja run away bitch
Icenflame says:
i hope u fall down the stairs
Paul says:
Fuck stu you switch sides faster than an Italian
Icenflame says:
no i dont'
Icenflame says:
I'm a fence sitter and i only attack those whom attack me
Icenflame says:
jono tuned me i tune him back
Paul says:
One minute you back me up then you laughing at me!! Fuck make up your mind douche
Icenflame says:
lol
Icenflame says:
nah it's more fun this way
Icenflame says:
then i get the best of both worlds
Icenflame says:
but honestly i'm with u on this wone
Icenflame says:
when one is not in the mood one is not in the mood
Icenflame says:
happens
Paul says:
whateva
Icenflame says:
ok dont believe me cut off ur nose to spite your face then
Paul says:
Any when it is you guys involved
Icenflame says:
lol
Icenflame says:
can't blame u really
Icenflame says:
but on a maturer note
Icenflame says:
if there really is somthing up and its stressing u
Icenflame says:
then u got a friend in me... as stupid as that may sound
Paul says:
The only thing stressing me is that you Fell for Punk number 2!!!!
Icenflame says:
DICK
Icenflame says:
i knew it
Icenflame says:
KNEW IT KNEW IT
Icenflame says:
fuck i'm a chump
lol!!!! rofl. :crackup: :rofl:
Paul says:
Shut up Captain Hormonal
Paul says:
How's about you go knit some socks
j0n0 says:
Stu has a black belt in embroidery
Stuart says:
I have a black belt in I'll fuck u both up six ways from Sunday.... stupid cunts
:crackup:
edit: (extra stuff:
Paul says:
LOL, Stu is funny when he is aggressive
Stuart says:
it won't be so funny when u dead now will it?
Stuart says:
if I wasn't a proper martial artist I would have beaten the shit out of you both a long long time ago...
sty watches too many chung chop movies
[Today at 06:00:55 PM] Candidate: dude I have forgotten my msn username, I haven't used it in ages
[Today at 06:01:07 PM] WondaWoman: p.duplessis@hotmail.com
[Today at 06:01:25 PM] Candidate: So helpful
[Today at 06:01:35 PM] Candidate: and my password?
[Today at 06:01:37 PM] WondaWoman: For you Paulie...anything
[Today at 06:01:45 PM] WondaWoman: i don't know...PornLover?
[Today at 06:02:16 PM] Candidate: Close but not quite
[Today at 06:02:40 PM] WondaWoman: um...GayPornLover?
[Today at 06:02:47 PM] Candidate: funny
i really like this wondawoman ... :owned: candy
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
what happened to Lee?
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
I was still busy insulting him
j0n0 says:
keeps getting discos
j0n0 says:
poor fella
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
n00b
j0n0 says:
fuck, dude, wtf did you say to lee in that chat?
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
y?
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
has he destroyed his PC?
j0n0 says:
think maybe he took something thee wrong way
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
I said you couldn't call him a cunt because a cunt is a useful thing
j0n0 says:
hmmm
j0n0 says:
seems a tad upset for that...
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
please tell me you're joking, I really haven't got the energy for another bust up
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
get him in here please
j0n0 says:
ok, just take it easy on him
j0n0 says:
he is sensitive
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
lol
j0n0 says:
he's on the phone
j0n0 says:
will get him here now
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
what's he a woman?
j0n0 says:
just hear him out, he seems agitated with j00, dude
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
k, I'll cool it on the jokes
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
tension everywhere it seems
j0n0 says:
k, hold on
SlipperyDuck has been added to the conversation.
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
hey Lee
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
what did I say wrong?
SlipperyDuck says:
yeou realise IF FNK busy
SlipperyDuck says:
you called my a cunt doos
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
yeah so?
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
you couldn't be a cunt if you tried, cunt's are useful
SlipperyDuck says:
fk you guys - Im not happy with you lot today, you all having a go at me...
SlipperyDuck says:
I dont need this
SlipperyDuck has left the conversation.
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
no more than usual
j0n0 says:
ffs
j0n0 says:
i told you to go easy, mate!
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
geez, that time of the month?
SlipperyDuck has been added to the conversation.
j0n0 says:
slippy, put as tampon in it and hear him out ffs
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
ok I'm on mu bestest behaviour
SlipperyDuck says:
oh god, my boss is looking over my shoulder now
SlipperyDuck says:
thanks a lot
j0n0 says:
your boss is a dick
You have just sent a nudge.
j0n0 says:
i hope he saw that
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
rofl
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) just sent you a nudge.
SlipperyDuck says:
THIS IS NOT WORK RELATED, PLEASE DISCONNECT THIS CHAT PROGRAM
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
Lee, so how have I offended your sensebilities this time?
SlipperyDuck says:
you're being a ass to me and thats that, I used to respect yuo
j0n0 says:
you used to type in ingrish too
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
was it my poor spelling or my shyte grammar?
SlipperyDuck says:
fuck you both
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
Lee, I've always been an ass to you and if you respected me.... well then the jokes on you mate
SlipperyDuck says:
you're lucky yuo're not going to rage this year, I'm friken been working out just for such an occasion
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
threesome FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
If that's the case Lee, I'm there with bells on
SlipperyDuck says:
this is NOT A FUCKEN JOKE, I dont need this today
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
emo?
j0n0 says:
sheesh!
j0n0 says:
you ok, slippo?
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
Talk to us, we can help
SlipperyDuck says:
no, leave me alone
You have just sent a nudge.
SlipperyDuck says:
STOP FKN Nudging me I ACTUALLY WORK YOU KNOW!!!!
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
ok seems like you two need some space, I'll catch you guys later
SlipperyDuck says:
I expect this childish crap from grrr, but not from YOU, fucknut
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
blow me
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
I said... BLOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
so get to blowing biatch!
SlipperyDuck says:
blow yourself assface
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
Lee you need to change you nick to emoDuck or something
SlipperyDuck says:
you still think this is a joke dont you
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
NO, you're the joke here
SlipperyDuck says:
the joke is having been invited to this thread
SlipperyDuck says:
thanks for ruining my monday
j0n0 says:
eish, dude
j0n0 says:
never seen him this worked up
j0n0 says:
why is he going off at you, tho?
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
cause he thinks I care
chaosadpumpkinhead@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
plus he seems to have a carrot up his arse today
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
OMW!!!!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
eish!! :rofl:
[Today at 08:20:22 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Lee, you got MSN on your current PC?
[Today at 08:20:36 PM] SlipperyDuck: uh ja
[Today at 08:21:21 PM] Dr4g0nn3: So get online then.
[Today at 08:59:24 PM] flycatchr: hey all, back at last
[Today at 09:11:30 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Hi fly, how are j0nny and Bloed holding up?
[Today at 09:14:45 PM] flycatchr: not too bad
[Today at 09:14:48 PM] flycatchr: oked a tad tired
[Today at 09:14:54 PM] flycatchr: *looked
[Today at 09:15:39 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Damn man. What time did they leave for CPT again?
[Today at 09:17:17 PM] flycatchr: about 1.5 hours ago
[Today at 09:17:31 PM] flycatchr: 90 minutes
[Today at 09:17:54 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Shit, they won't get back until tomorrow sometime
[Today at 09:17:58 PM] flycatchr: (but thats not from JHB, i met them just past he toll)
[Today at 09:18:09 PM] flycatchr: grasmmer i think
[Today at 09:18:18 PM] flycatchr: Grassmere
[Today at 09:18:20 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I'll bet j0nno was pissed off?
[Today at 09:18:28 PM] flycatchr: something klike that
[Today at 09:18:42 PM] flycatchr: was dodging the taxis and the traffic
[Today at 09:18:50 PM] flycatchr: just a bit
[Today at 09:19:08 PM] flycatchr: he wasnt too polite to me either
[Today at 09:19:19 PM] flycatchr: could at least have said thanks
[Today at 09:19:21 PM] Dr4g0nn3: How the fuck does he manage to do a dumbass thing like leaveing a PC behind
[Today at 09:19:37 PM] flycatchr: but then he was tierd and cross
[Today at 09:19:38 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Fuck he can be such a moron sometimes
[Today at 09:19:48 PM] flycatchr: so i dont blame him
[Today at 09:20:11 PM] flycatchr: its no problem really
[Today at 09:20:45 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Just spoke with Stu. He's worried sick about his PC
[Today at 09:20:53 PM] flycatchr: dunno, he mummbled something about ice moving it
[Today at 09:21:01 PM] flycatchr: befoer they loaded it
[Today at 09:21:11 PM] flycatchr: so he musta thought it was in already
[Today at 09:22:39 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Jeez, he's gonna kick Stu's arse when he gets back
[Today at 09:22:48 PM] SlipperyDuck: yoh guys, is there anything I can do to help?
[Today at 09:22:51 PM] flycatchr: YEAH,
[Today at 09:23:09 PM] flycatchr: calm jono down a bit
[Today at 09:23:11 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Except that Stu will kick his scrawny arse first
[Today at 09:23:14 PM] gr@v1ty: how many pc's were left behind?
[Today at 09:23:19 PM] SlipperyDuck: think I should call him?
[Today at 09:23:36 PM] flycatchr: just ices
[Today at 09:23:38 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Just the one, AFAIK
[Today at 09:23:39 PM] Dr4g0nn3: J0no?
[Today at 09:23:48 PM] flycatchr: his cell is not answering lee, tried alrady
[Today at 09:23:53 PM] gr@v1ty: u know... I could have got someone to courrier it to him rather
[Today at 09:23:55 PM] Dr4g0nn3: He has no cellphone. Dunno if bloed has one?
[Today at 09:24:10 PM] SlipperyDuck: I'll call Bloeds phone
[Today at 09:24:12 PM] gr@v1ty: just 1 pc... sigh
[Today at 09:24:27 PM] flycatchr: he does, and it not answering, try again if you want
[Today at 09:24:35 PM] gr@v1ty: could have attached it to a tv package or something
[Today at 09:24:42 PM] gr@v1ty: pc would have been there by tomorrow afternoon
[Today at 09:24:48 PM] flycatchr: i treid earlier and he said it was on silent
[Today at 09:25:29 PM] flycatchr: me backhe phoned e
[Today at 09:25:32 PM] Dr4g0nn3: The only think stupider than leaving it behind was to drive back and fetch it
[Today at 09:25:43 PM] flycatchr: *he phoned me back
[Today at 09:25:45 PM] SlipperyDuck: sh1t, gonna have to wait it out then... sucks balls man
[Today at 09:26:06 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Damn I woulda thought j0no was smarter than that
[Today at 09:26:50 PM] Dr4g0nn3: WTF? Just got an SMS from Bloed
[Today at 09:27:06 PM] gr@v1ty: jono prob sms'd on bloed's phone
[Today at 09:27:08 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Fuck man, I think they've had an accident
[Today at 09:27:21 PM] flycatchr: what dra?
[Today at 09:27:36 PM] gr@v1ty: where? how far?
[Today at 09:27:37 PM] SlipperyDuck: shotbox refresh! LAG
[Today at 09:27:42 PM] SlipperyDuck: ah thats better, WHAT?
[Today at 09:28:06 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Just got an SMS from Bloed. Says that they're in a local hospital, near the Vall
[Today at 09:28:08 PM] SlipperyDuck: where?
[Today at 09:28:14 PM] flycatchr: oh dear
[Today at 09:28:37 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Hold on, I'm gonna try call him
[Today at 09:28:55 PM] gr@v1ty: doesn't sound good
[Today at 09:29:04 PM] gr@v1ty: maybe they're just stopping there to rest?
[Today at 09:29:25 PM] SlipperyDuck: I STILL CANT GET THROUGH...are they alright, what did the SMS say?
[Today at 09:29:28 PM] Dr4g0nn3: FFS!! Subscriber not available
[Today at 09:29:51 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Now I'm seriously getting worried
[Today at 09:30:35 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I dunno which one of them wrote the SMS.
[Today at 09:30:48 PM] SlipperyDuck: first this days starts out kuk, PLEASE dont let it end this way...
[Today at 09:31:10 PM] Dr4g0nn3: It just says that they are okay, no major damage
[Today at 09:31:33 PM] Dr4g0nn3: But teh bakkie is toast
[Today at 09:31:49 PM] flycatchr: i bet after all this that icey's pc is the least damageed
[Today at 09:32:07 PM] SlipperyDuck: oh shit, serious...who's PCs were in there?
[Today at 09:32:09 PM] Dr4g0nn3: fuck fuck fuck
[Today at 09:32:54 PM] Dr4g0nn3: That's a good point. I'm glad I didn't take my PC up
[Today at 09:33:05 PM] SlipperyDuck: Are they Stranded? You think They've got somewhere to stay @ the mo?
[Today at 09:33:18 PM] gr@v1ty: actually... who cares about the bakkie and the pc... how are the guys?
[Today at 09:33:32 PM] flycatchr: the sms said they were ok, it seems
[Today at 09:33:34 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Hold on. Why is jonny logged in to MSN?
[Today at 09:33:45 PM] flycatchr: at least his thumb is working
[Today at 09:34:04 PM] flycatchr: perhaps his office pc logs autmatic
[Today at 09:34:06 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Is someone fucking with me here? If so, it's in fucking poor taste
[Today at 09:34:23 PM] flycatchr: being monday today
[Today at 09:35:10 PM] SlipperyDuck: yar, thats enough from me....
[Today at 09:35:34 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I swear, if someone is fucking with me, I'll fucking kill them. It's the kind of shit that j0nny would pull
[Today at 09:35:38 PM] gr@v1ty: so? what's happening?
[Today at 09:35:48 PM] gr@v1ty: I don't know if I must go to Vaal or not?
[Today at 09:35:57 PM] gr@v1ty: where to go? which hospital?
[Today at 09:36:02 PM] flycatchr: no, grav, dont go
[Today at 09:36:14 PM] flycatchr: it does seem a bit too much now
[Today at 09:36:31 PM] gr@v1ty: I could go to the airport and deposit money if they are stranded
[Today at 09:36:32 PM] flycatchr: i wasnt invovled on bloeds sms
[Today at 09:36:33 PM] SlipperyDuck: was fun while it lasted
[Today at 09:36:34 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I have no idea. They didn't say
[Today at 09:36:53 PM] flycatchr: and i cant stand it any longer
[Today at 09:36:54 PM] Dr4g0nn3: WHAT???
[Today at 09:37:10 PM] SlipperyDuck: speak your mind mr fly
[Today at 09:37:12 PM] Dr4g0nn3: You miserable cunts. CUNTS!!
[Today at 09:37:20 PM] gr@v1ty: are they okay then?
[Today at 09:37:36 PM] gr@v1ty: if its a joke... then haha
[Today at 09:37:37 PM] Dr4g0nn3: And you were in on it, Mike?
[Today at 09:37:40 PM] flycatchr: they are in CT already
[Today at 09:37:47 PM] gr@v1ty: phew
[Today at 09:37:49 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Fuck dude, I expected better of you
[Today at 09:37:51 PM] flycatchr: not the hospital thing
[Today at 09:38:00 PM] flycatchr: iw asnt invovled in that
[Today at 09:38:16 PM] gr@v1ty: omw... the relief
[Today at 09:38:22 PM] flycatchr: so, for that i do humbly apologise
[Today at 09:38:24 PM] Dr4g0nn3: just fuck off and leave me alone. Cunt's, the lot of you
[Today at 09:38:39 PM] gr@v1ty: I knew nothing of it
[Today at 09:38:59 PM] flycatchr: i didnt expect it to go that far
[Today at 09:39:06 PM] gr@v1ty: I was just starting to move Kerry downstairs to the guest bedroom
[Today at 09:39:08 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I can't take this shit anymore. Consider this my resignation from teh clan
[Today at 09:39:10 PM] flycatchr: i know grav - you are in the clear
[Today at 09:39:22 PM] gr@v1ty: so I could get my stuff together and go to Vaal...
[Today at 09:39:32 PM] flycatchr: lol drag
[Today at 09:39:33 PM] gr@v1ty: or the airport depending on their situation
[Today at 09:39:48 PM] flycatchr: but seriously, sorry for the hospital thing
[Today at 09:39:50 PM] s3xy_j0nny: drag you big panty stain
[Today at 09:39:57 PM] s3xy_j0nny: stop being such a sissy
[Today at 09:40:30 PM] SlipperyDuck: jar, that was a woessy response dood
[Today at 09:40:34 PM] SlipperyDuck: I expected more
[Today at 09:40:58 PM] flycatchr: from ?
[Today at 09:40:58 PM] Dr4g0nn3: J0nny, fuck you dude
[Today at 09:41:10 PM] s3xy_j0nny: you missed your chance
[Today at 09:41:12 PM] Dr4g0nn3: You don't fuck with peoples emotions like that
[Today at 09:41:35 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I'm serious fly, so don't come the 'lol'
[Today at 09:41:58 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Jeez j0nny, I thought that you were a friend
[Today at 09:42:10 PM] flycatchr: SORRY
[Today at 09:42:23 PM] s3xy_j0nny: fly's my friend, not YOU
[Today at 09:42:25 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I can't believe what an absolute dick you are
[Today at 09:42:56 PM] SlipperyDuck: you see what a weekend of man love does to you lot....sheesh
[Today at 09:43:16 PM] s3xy_j0nny: i knew you were all punks, but this is positive proof
[Today at 09:43:18 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I've half a mind to drive over to your place and kick the shit out of you
[Today at 09:43:19 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Fuck you lee. Why are you stirring here
[Today at 09:43:51 PM] s3xy_j0nny: dont trip over my bike when you kick the door down - it's in teh lounge
[Today at 09:43:53 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I can't believe I voted for you. At least Grav didn't know about your sick shit
[Today at 09:43:53 PM] SlipperyDuck: dood, you had your go at me this morning already, havent you learnt your leason?
[Today at 09:44:13 PM] s3xy_j0nny: I can't believe ANYONE voted for lee
[Today at 09:44:23 PM] s3xy_j0nny: SIRIASSI
[Today at 09:44:25 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Please, pray I don't squash that piece of tinfoil when I come in there
[Today at 09:44:42 PM] flycatchr: stop causeing now s3xy
[Today at 09:45:03 PM] SlipperyDuck: Thank fuck you dont read me PMs about how fkn thankful everyone is that you're out
[Today at 09:45:04 PM] s3xy_j0nny: you're a fine one to talk
[Today at 09:45:05 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Fucking girly bike. Shoulda stuck with teh moped, at least that was honest
[Today at 09:45:06 PM] flycatchr: cauase now i am not gona sleep
[Today at 09:45:34 PM] s3xy_j0nny: oh, that's it, mini man, I'm riding over now
[Today at 09:45:51 PM] flycatchr: at least get it out of your systems please
[Today at 09:45:54 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Oh yeah. You really are stupid
[Today at 09:46:03 PM] s3xy_j0nny: you can't hide behind your mountain after a comment like that
[Today at 09:46:06 PM] flycatchr: moer each other stukkend
[Today at 09:46:27 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I'll snap you like a fucking twig, you malnourished little shit
[Today at 09:46:29 PM] s3xy_j0nny: i could do that with all my arms and legs tied behind my head
[Today at 09:46:48 PM] flycatchr: AND GET YOU R BLOODY PHONE FIXED S3XY
[Today at 09:47:06 PM] gr@v1ty: I would then like to thank Bloed for driving u guys safely home
[Today at 09:47:07 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Fuck, you. You still joke about this shit
[Today at 09:47:11 PM] s3xy_j0nny: i love you all
[Today at 09:47:13 PM] gr@v1ty: did Base get back fine too?
[Today at 09:47:23 PM] gr@v1ty: haven't heard from Stu or Base
[Today at 09:47:33 PM] s3xy_j0nny: They're hom,e
[Today at 09:47:37 PM] s3xy_j0nny: spoke to stu
[Today at 09:47:39 PM] Dr4g0nn3: I can't describe how disapointed I am. That's it, I'm outta here. Good luck with your sick little gang
[Today at 09:47:46 PM] SlipperyDuck: nah, they're fine dood, spoke to the fluffy one
[Today at 09:47:52 PM] gr@v1ty: cool that they're home, I mean
[Today at 09:48:09 PM] SlipperyDuck: think they're all sleeping
[Today at 09:48:34 PM] s3xy_j0nny: fly, you still with us?
[Today at 09:48:46 PM] flycatchr: yeah, flufss wanst onswering either
[Today at 09:48:57 PM] flycatchr: depends what you mean by WITH?
[Today at 09:49:55 PM] SlipperyDuck: someone just needs to copy paste to the talking shit thread now and the day is done
[Today at 09:50:01 PM] s3xy_j0nny: i think drag has something to tell youi
[Today at 09:50:09 PM] flycatchr: me?
[Today at 09:50:13 PM] s3xy_j0nny: ja
[Today at 09:50:33 PM] flycatchr: i would rather he PK's me than run away
[Today at 09:50:35 PM] Dr4g0nn3: Does the word 'Punk'd' nmean anything to you?
[Today at 09:50:50 PM] s3xy_j0nny: let us get a camera first
[Today at 09:50:59 PM] flycatchr: lol
eish!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: you guys are a bunch of c%$# :rofl:
I wouldnt take it stu! :shutup:
[Today at 04:19:10 PM] Onyx: this time it wasn't me
[Today at 04:22:12 PM] Dragonne: Wasn't me neither
[Today at 04:22:31 PM] Flycatchr: what wasnt who??
[Today at 04:22:41 PM] Flycatchr: r am guilty by association?
[Today at 04:24:00 PM] Dragonne: Fly, you're always guilty, until proved innocent
[Today at 04:24:18 PM] Flycatchr: yeah, i know
[Today at 04:24:29 PM] * Flycatchr sigh heavily
[Today at 04:24:43 PM] Dragonne: Started with your little BF2 indiscretion...
[Today at 04:24:54 PM] Flycatchr: yup
[Today at 04:25:01 PM] Flycatchr: then the chicken bomb
[Today at 04:25:13 PM] Dragonne: That didn't help, no
[Today at 04:25:29 PM] Onyx: And who knows what else he's been getting up to
[Today at 04:25:47 PM] * Flycatchr looks over shoulder
[Today at 04:26:15 PM] Flycatchr: i got some stuff i need to blow up
[Today at 04:26:48 PM] Dragonne: Or burn to the ground...
[Today at 04:27:09 PM] Flycatchr: yeah, but since i am guilty first, the insurance wont pay
[Today at 04:27:23 PM] Flycatchr: so i will have o use a time delay thingy
[Today at 04:27:37 PM] Dragonne: The fact that you play Anti-Tank (BF2) or Pyro (TF2) counts quite heavily against you
[Today at 04:27:38 PM] Onyx: you need a time machine
[Today at 04:27:45 PM] Flycatchr: LOL
[Today at 04:28:10 PM] Onyx: DeLorean
[Today at 04:28:15 PM] * Flycatchr stares into flames
[Today at 04:28:22 PM] Flycatchr: eh?
[Today at 04:28:31 PM] Onyx: back to the future
[Today at 04:28:31 PM] Dragonne: at 55mph
[Today at 04:28:38 PM] Flycatchr: ok
[Today at 04:29:11 PM] Flycatchr: i did nealrly burn my garage down
[Today at 04:29:17 PM] Dragonne: Don't burn the DeLorean fly...
[Today at 04:29:25 PM] Flycatchr: mmmm, ok
[Today at 04:29:45 PM] Flycatchr: the extension was too short to go out the back door of the gaage
[Today at 04:29:47 PM] Dragonne: Put down the jerry can and flares
[Today at 04:29:56 PM] Dragonne: back away slowly
[Today at 04:30:06 PM] Flycatchr: and the door was locked, so i stuck the steel in the vice on the table inside
[Today at 04:30:18 PM] Flycatchr: and started grinding away
[Today at 04:30:36 PM] Flycatchr: forgetting that the fireworks box was at the back of the table
[Today at 04:30:54 PM] Flycatchr: with the magnesium flashes and the widow makers
[Today at 04:31:18 PM] Flycatchr: had to scramble over furniture to get to the back of the garage for the dogs water bowl
[Today at 04:31:24 PM] Flycatchr: was JUST enough water
[Today at 04:31:32 PM] Flycatchr: :o
[Today at 04:31:50 PM] Dragonne: And now you claim that it was an accident...
[Today at 04:31:58 PM] Flycatchr: weeeeeeell
[Today at 04:32:06 PM] Flycatchr: when did i claim it was an accident?
[Today at 04:32:22 PM] Dragonne: good point. SO you admint that it wasn't
[Today at 04:32:30 PM] Flycatchr: what wasnt?
[Today at 04:32:41 PM] Flycatchr: shooting my balls was an accident
[Today at 04:32:47 PM] Dragonne: towering inferno
[Today at 04:33:08 PM] Dragonne: Ummm, I actually don't want to know about that one
[Today at 04:33:19 PM] Flycatchr: ok, you sure?
[Today at 04:33:48 PM] Onyx: very
[Today at 04:33:55 PM] Flycatchr: lol, ok
[Today at 04:34:02 PM] Flycatchr: it wasnt that sore
[Today at 04:34:11 PM] Onyx: you sure?
[Today at 04:34:24 PM] Flycatchr: there was a moment when i wasnt sure
[Today at 04:34:26 PM] Dragonne: But your voice went up an octave?
[Today at 04:34:38 PM] Flycatchr: HALF an octave
[Today at 04:34:42 PM] Dragonne: That explains your squeaky mic...
[Today at 04:34:49 PM] Flycatchr: ROFL
[Today at 04:34:57 PM] Flycatchr: no that was me trying to sing
[Today at 04:35:01 PM] Onyx: mike/mic
[Today at 04:35:08 PM] Flycatchr: hehe
[Today at 04:35:10 PM] Dragonne: Cats run in fear
[Today at 04:35:22 PM] Flycatchr: you have NO idea
[Today at 04:35:47 PM] Dragonne: I do. I've heard you
[Today at 04:36:05 PM] Dragonne: Well, the portions that were audible to the human ear, anyway
[Today at 04:36:14 PM] Flycatchr: LOL, no i was refering to the other reason cats run in fear
[Today at 04:36:20 PM] Flycatchr: HAHAHA
[Today at 04:36:37 PM] Dragonne: You really should wear pants when you leave the house
[Today at 04:37:04 PM] Onyx: LOL
[Today at 04:37:45 PM] Flycatchr: i like my kilt
[Today at 04:38:29 PM] Onyx: so what do you wear under your kilt?
[Today at 04:38:57 PM] Dragonne: Ummm, Kilt's shouldn't be "mini's". Those are for girls
[Today at 04:39:09 PM] Flycatchr: why?
[Today at 04:39:16 PM] Flycatchr: mine shrunk in the wash
[Today at 04:39:35 PM] Flycatchr: URRRMMMMM, wouldnt ou like to know ony
[Today at 04:40:01 PM] Dragonne: I think with teh mini kilt, Onny will know pretty soon
[Today at 04:40:09 PM] Flycatchr: LOL
[Today at 04:40:43 PM] Onyx: And i can put my poker face on so that nobody can see my reaction
[Today at 04:41:09 PM] Flycatchr: thanks, i would appreciate that
[Today at 04:41:48 PM] Dragonne: Fly with his poker, you witha poker face. Interesting concept
[Today at 04:42:00 PM] Flycatchr: ROFL
[Today at 04:43:20 PM] Onyx: we need a camera
[Today at 04:44:04 PM] Dragonne: With a very sturdy lens
[Today at 04:44:24 PM] Dragonne: which has a powerful zoom feature
[Today at 04:45:10 PM] Onyx: that's your job then.. to hold the camera and take the pic
[Today at 04:45:53 PM] Dragonne: No thanks. I plan on being very very far away from the sight of fly in a mini kilt
[Today at 04:46:00 PM] Flycatchr: a guilty man who did many things
[Today at 04:46:09 PM] Flycatchr: with a paintball his poker did ping
[Today at 04:46:21 PM] Flycatchr: now you have no idea
[Today at 04:46:25 PM] Flycatchr: how cats run in fear
[Today at 04:46:31 PM] Flycatchr: when fly lifts his kilt and sings
[Today at 04:46:48 PM] Dragonne: You haven't lost your touch Mike
[Today at 04:46:54 PM] Flycatchr:
[Today at 04:46:58 PM] Onyx: thats great
[Today at 04:47:03 PM] Flycatchr: hehe
[Today at 04:49:32 PM] Onyx: you did it again!
[Today at 04:49:54 PM] Flycatchr: what? lit your fire??
[Today at 04:50:07 PM] Onyx: lol
While we're on the topic of speaking shit...
Here's an article written by Jeremy Clarkson, and printed in the Sunday Times, London, March 1 2009
I dare you to visit Johannesburg, the city for softies
It’s the least frightening place on earth, yet everyone speaks of how many times they’ve been killed that day
Jeremy Clarkson
Every city needs a snappy one-word handle to pull in the tourists and the investors. So, when you think of Paris, you think of love; when you think of New York, you think of shopping; and when you think of London – despite the best efforts of new Labour to steer you in the direction of Darcus Howe – you think of beefeaters and Mrs Queen.
Rome has its architecture. Sydney has its bridge. Venice has its sewage and Johannesburg has its crime. Yup, Jo’burg – the subject of this morning’s missive – is where you go if you want to be carjacked, shot, stabbed, killed and eaten.
You could tell your mother you were going on a package holiday to Kabul, with a stopover in Haiti and Detroit, and she wouldn’t bat an eyelid. But tell her you’re going to Jo’burg and she’ll be absolutely convinced that you’ll come home with no wallet, no watch and no head.
Jo’burg has a fearsome global reputation for being utterly terrifying, a lawless Wild West frontier town paralysed by corruption and disease. But I’ve spent quite a bit of time there over the past three years and I can reveal that it’s all nonsense.
If crime is so bad then how come, the other day, the front-page lead in the city’s main newspaper concerned the theft of a computer from one of the local schools? I’m not joking.
The paper even ran a massive picture of the desk where the computer used to sit. It was the least interesting picture I’ve ever seen in a newspaper. But then it would be, because this was one of the least interesting crimes.
“Pah,” said the armed guard who’d been charged with escorting me each day from my hotel to the Coca-Cola dome where I was performing a stage version of Top Gear.
Quite why he was armed I have absolutely no idea, because all we passed was garden centres and shops selling tropical fish tanks. Now I’m sorry, but if it’s true that the streets are a war zone, and you run the risk of being shot every time you set foot outside your front door, then, yes, I can see you might risk a trip to the shops for some food. But a fish tank? An ornamental pot for your garden? It doesn’t ring true.
Look Jo’burg up on Wikipedia and it tells you it’s now one of the most violent cities in the world . . . but it adds in brackets “citation needed”. That’s like saying Gordon Brown is a two-eyed British genius (citation needed).
Honestly? Johannesburg is Milton Keynes with thunderstorms. You go out. You have a lovely ostrich. You drink some delicious wine and you walk back to your hotel, all warm and comfy. It’s the least frightening place on earth. So why does every single person there wrap themselves up in razor wire and fit their cars with flame-throwers and speak of how many times they’ve been killed that day? What are they trying to prove?
Next year South Africa will play host to the football World Cup. The opening and closing matches will be played in Jo’burg, and no one’s going to go if they think they will be stabbed.
The locals even seem to accept this, as at the new airport terminal only six passport booths have been set aside for non-South African residents.
At first it’s baffling. Why ruin the reputation of your city and risk the success of the footballing World Cup to fuel a story that plainly isn’t true? There is no litter and no graffiti. I’ve sauntered through Soweto on a number of occasions now, swinging a Nikon round my head, with no effect. You stand more chance of being mugged in Monte Carlo.
Time and again I was told I could buy an AK47 for 100 rand – about £7. But when I said, “Okay, let’s go and get one”, no one had the first idea where to start looking. And they were even more clueless when I asked about bullets.
As I bought yet another agreeable carved doll from yet another agreeable black person, I wanted to ring up those idiots who compile surveys of the best and worst places to live and say: “Why do you keep banging on about Vancouver, you idiots? Jo’burg’s way better.”
Instead, however, I sat down and tried to work out why the locals paint their city as the eighth circle of hell. And I think I have an answer. It’s because they want to save the lions in the Kruger National Park.
I promise I am not making this up. Every night, people in Mozambique pack up their possessions and set off on foot through the Kruger for a new life in the quiet, bougainvillea-lined streets of Jo’burg. And very often these poor unfortunate souls are eaten by the big cats.
That, you may imagine, is bad news for the families of those who’ve been devoured. But actually it’s even worse for Johnny Lion. You see, a great many people in Mozambique have Aids, and the fact is this: if you can catch HIV from someone’s blood or saliva during a bout of tender love-making, you can be assured you will catch it if you wolf the person down whole. Even if you are called Clarence and you have a mane.
At present, it’s estimated that there are 2,000 lions in the Kruger National Park and studies suggest 90% have feline Aids. Some vets suggest the epidemic was started by lions eating the lungs of diseased buffalos. But there are growing claims from experts in the field that, actually, refugees are the biggest problem.
That’s clearly the answer, then. Johannesburgians are telling the world they live in a shit-hole to save their lions. That’s the sort of people they are. And so, if you are thinking about going to the World Cup next year, don’t hesitate.
The exchange rate’s good, the food is superb, the weather’s lovely and, thanks to some serious economic self-sacrifice, Kruger is still full of animals. The word, then, I’d choose to describe Jo’burg is “tranquil”.
LOL..I read back over some of these posts. Heck I miss you okes and all your rubbish talk.
Fuck , some of this shit is funny as hell....ROFLMAO!!!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I'll be adding some stuff on here....defenitly
Today at 10:39:38] SoSheOhPathix: Looks like Iggy is neglecting his boyfriend. Guess he aint gettin' none tonight.
[Today at 10:40:02] SoSheOhPathix: Maybe if he buys her some flowers and chocolates he can redeem himself.
[Today at 10:43:34] L0rd_Vader: been there tried that even baught her new shoes
[Today at 10:44:11] L0rd_Vader: she is in nelspruit now and told me she is coming to collect her things tomorrow
[Today at 10:44:35] L0rd_Vader: and then she dont want any contact with me again
[Today at 10:45:31] SoSheOhPathix: WTF are you on about? I was talking about Iggy ignoring Os
[Today at 10:53:11] oSiRiS: he?
Today at 10:39:38] SoSheOhPathix: Looks like Iggy is neglecting his boyfriend. Guess he aint gettin' none tonight.
[Today at 10:40:02] SoSheOhPathix: Maybe if he buys her some flowers and chocolates he can redeem himself.
[Today at 10:40:30] SoSheOhPathix: Mabe the anal sex thing just wasnt for her?
[Today at 10:43:34] L0rd_Vader: been there tried that even baught her new shoes
[Today at 10:44:11] L0rd_Vader: she is in nelspruit now and told me she is coming to collect her things tomorrow
[Today at 10:44:35] L0rd_Vader: and then she dont want any contact with me again
[Today at 10:45:31] SoSheOhPathix: WTF are you on about? I was talking about Iggy ignoring Os
[Today at 10:53:11] oSiRiS: he?
Today at 10:39:38] SoSheOhPathix: Looks like Iggy is neglecting his boyfriend. Guess he aint gettin' none tonight.
[Today at 10:40:02] SoSheOhPathix: Maybe if he buys her some flowers and chocolates he can redeem himself.
[Today at 10:40:30] SoSheOhPathix: Mabe the anal sex thing just wasnt for her?
[Today at 10:43:34] L0rd_Vader: been there tried that even baught her new shoes
[Today at 10:44:11] L0rd_Vader: she is in nelspruit now and told me she is coming to collect her things tomorrow
[Today at 10:44:35] L0rd_Vader: and then she dont want any contact with me again
[Today at 10:45:31] SoSheOhPathix: WTF are you on about? I was talking about Iggy ignoring Os
[Today at 10:53:11] oSiRiS: he?
Today at 08:24:44 AM] Paul: I hate getting sun burnt when it is over cast!
[Today at 08:25:19 AM] Baseline: did you switch the lights on (sunburn)
[Today at 08:25:38 AM] Baseline: or were you actually outside?!!!!?
[Today at 08:25:43 AM] Paul: I was at the vaal on Jackie's parents farm
[Today at 08:26:02 AM] Baseline: ahhhh....
[Today at 08:26:16 AM] Baseline: porr jackie's parents
[Today at 08:26:32 AM] Baseline: having to put up with you for the weekend
[Today at 08:26:44 AM] Paul: Dude, parents love me!!!!!!
[Today at 08:27:09 AM] Paul: I have this whole innocent well behaved thing going for me
[Today at 08:27:24 AM] Baseline: are they going to make you pay lobola?
[Today at 08:27:38 AM] Baseline: how many cattle?
[Today at 08:27:43 AM] Paul: Do I look african to you?
[Today at 08:28:00 AM] Baseline: lol albino african
[Today at 08:28:02 AM] Paul: It isn't a farm farm, it is more like a holiday farm
[Today at 08:28:46 AM] Baseline: alls we need to do is flatten your nose and punch you in the lip
[Today at 08:28:58 AM] Paul: It is just a big piece of land with a house on the river
[Today at 08:29:04 AM] Baseline: et woillla
[Today at 08:29:15 AM] Baseline: cool
[Today at 08:29:16 AM] Paul: Racist!
[Today at 08:29:49 AM] Paul: It is cool but there is a kak load of miggies especially now in summer
[Today at 08:30:34 AM] Baseline: i wish i could have seen this...office booitjie with papercuts...no skin pigment...running in the bush
[Today at 08:30:54 AM] Baseline: getting toasted by the sun
[Today at 08:31:01 AM] Baseline: lol
[Today at 08:31:17 AM] Baseline: were you at least weating shorts?
[Today at 08:31:25 AM] Baseline: wearing
[Today at 08:31:29 AM] Paul: Yes, cammo shorts
[Today at 08:31:41 AM] Baseline: catchr style
[Today at 08:33:07 AM] Paul: Ja but I make it look good
[Today at 08:33:48 AM] Th0r_23: must have been elbeno cammo shorts ....
[Today at 08:33:51 AM] Baseline: you shoud wear yellow clothes...muggies dont like yellow...and always stand with your face into the wind
[Today at 08:34:33 AM] Baseline: there is another product on the market called tabbard, muggies hate the smell
[Today at 08:34:43 AM] Paul: I just stand near the bug zapper and get entertained
[Today at 08:34:57 AM] Baseline: ....small things....
[Today at 08:35:02 AM] Paul: It is like mass murder
[Today at 08:35:07 AM] Baseline: eishhh
[Today at 08:35:11 AM] Paul: But entertaining
[Today at 08:35:41 AM] Baseline: hehehehehe
[Today at 08:36:13 AM] Baseline: dude i would have snuck off with jackie and entertained myself
[Today at 08:37:13 AM] Baseline: you know youre a redneck.....when the bug zapper is the focal point of your romantic evening
[Today at 08:37:31 AM] Baseline: yup ...hmmm then youre a redneck
[Today at 08:39:07 AM] Paul: I am a redneck because my neck got burnt by the sun
[Today at 08:39:34 AM] Baseline: ja ja and lemme guess you got no noonies either
[Today at 08:39:40 AM] Paul: Anyways I have work to do catch you later
[Today at 08:39:57 AM] Baseline: no dont go
[Today at 08:40:06 AM] Baseline: im having fun
[Today at 08:40:26 AM] Baseline: did i hit a nerve?
[Today at 08:40:34 AM] Baseline: paul?....
[Today at 08:40:44 AM] Baseline: lol
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Today at 13:57:36] oZzy: Jackal-Kneehi had a farm , i-hai , i-hai ho... and on that farm he had a Tor , i-hai , i-hai ho
[Today at 13:57:46] oZzy: wiff a zoom-zoom here and a zoom-zoom there , here a zoom , there a zoom everywhere a zoom-zoom
[Today at 13:59:19] oZzy: i-hai , i-hai ho
[Today at 13:59:30] oZzy: Jackal-Kneehi had a farm , i-hai , i-hai ho... and on that farm he had a P1gL3t , i-hai , i-hai ho
[Today at 13:59:43] oZzy: with a oink oink here and a fart fart there, here a oink , there a fart , everywhere a oink-fart
[Today at 13:59:47] Paul: This is what happens when you leave a bunch of people from Ermelo to do as they please
[Today at 13:59:55] oZzy: knee-hi knee-hi no
[Today at 14:00:39] oZzy: :yikes:
[Today at 14:00:50] oZzy: u screwd it up Paul
oZzy: :crackup:
WTF?
Being that a Tor is essentially a pile of rocks (basic high school geography), I fail to see how it 'Zoom-zoom's
Does it perhaps refer to all the rocks in Ermelo, wiff dere free-litre Cortinas?
I fail to see what ure getting at , but let me expain it then.... Ion - Aka Fluffy or Thor_23 has a "other nick"...Tor.. a tor in afrikaans is a big bug...its black with yellow legs... so Toppie calls him the "Witbank Tor"... , perhaps that clarifies it?
Or do u want me to draw pictures to help u understand?
Then you may want to consider typing your Ermelo national anthem in Afrikaans, because in English, a Tor is a geological formation, where a single rock structiure is broken down into what is basically a pile of rocks, through wind erosion.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tor
However, your being rocks, it is also applicable in context.
i thought the sheep where knee hi ho's not the pigs :moon:
I cant believe I just spent the last 20 mins reading all of this kak :p
It took you 20 mintues to read that?
They have been many pearls of wisdom
Awesome read there, Flattie.
Check this oke's Soup out, it's got some orsm stuff on it: http://soup.fnordicwalking.de/
This is either some of out finest work or some of the biggest load of shit I have ever seen
[Today at 13:27:04] Lee: Seventeen Hundred and Four before the ratio dividends
[Today at 13:28:33] Paul: My thoughts exactly
[Today at 13:28:43] Paul: except you need to carry the Y
[Today at 13:29:35] Lee: That would make it overly compensative of the Market protocol
[Today at 13:35:19] Paul: Yes but ignoring the imperical evidence that the Y holds a value greater compensative Market norm would be tantamount to economic suicide
[Today at 13:37:01] Lee: The watershed earnings ofset should compensate confortably in the short term for the Lack of Y
[Today at 13:40:41] Paul: Pah watershed earnings are synonymous with short-term declining futures that when fully realised return barely half of what the current predictions had stated
[Today at 13:42:50] Paul: Furthermore the lack of Y can be seen a adjunct or more literally the cause of the major downfall of Q4 earnings when Q1 earns are below threshold
[Today at 13:44:57] Paul: I hesitate to further jump on the lunacy of your argument for fear that side split of your reality will be so extensive that it will wrapped around for a win
[Today at 13:46:21] Lee: Consider, however, the bearer headlining; recipricating total budget with medium equity earning of the fiscal forecast
[Today at 13:48:24] Lee: cash flow activities don't impede the collective bargaining agreements throughout the reporting period
[Today at 13:52:24] Lee: So Y loses it's significance if you consider the fresh working capital or extend debt securities
[Today at 13:52:34] Paul: The collective bargining agreements are underscored but both the master agreements and subsequent Transactional documents which have there basis in preterm economics
[Today at 13:53:44] Paul: Ergo if Y were to lose it’s significance then the superstition of Y would be detrimental to the overall forecast ability of the latent models
[Today at 13:54:06] j0n0: obviously...
[Today at 13:54:43] Lee: not according to the gross suplus ratio...
[Today at 13:55:40] Paul: The gross surplus ratio is no longer relevant now that the Euclidian dynamics are in effect
[Today at 13:56:25] Lee: but governance states that gross surplus must still be accounted for regressive taxation
[Today at 13:57:59] Lee: ah, I see, you must be using the unit-of-work-performed method
[Today at 13:58:44] Paul: But the regressive taxation period over laps the collective agreement period therefore there is no need for the surplus ratio because the negative balance ratio overrides it
[Today at 13:59:29] Lee: my method considered downstream sales for CAPITALIZATION OF MAINTAINABLE EARNINGS!
[Today at 14:00:25] Paul: No the unit of work performed method is counter intuitive when the applicators are inconsistent, the variable tolerance is way over the threshold and thus must be ignored
[Today at 14:00:47] Lee: ok, I'll go fix it....thanks
I think you guys just proved the theory that a million monkeys given a million years in front of typwriters, will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespere.
Murgs the theory is an Infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of type writers for an infinite number of years.
No wait did you just call us monkeys