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Seeing as how I talk so much shit on MSN almost every day, I decided to sart a thread with some of the funny excerpts. Feel free to add to this thread - there is also plenty funny stuff said on the chat box, so commemorable banter from there can also be copy pasted into the immortal annuls of the grrr forums...
Stu says:
fuck now i'm getting a headace... I think its the coffee and sweltering 36 degrees in the office !
j0nny says:
apparantly, it's going to be 25 degrees in CT today
Paul says:
It's a bit overcast here but it is pleasant
Paul says:
NO wind or rain
j0nny says:
gee, like I give a flying fuck
Paul says:
I hope your headache gets worse
j0nny says:
it is
Stu says:
LOL
Paul says:
Wait now the sun is coming out
Stu says:
quick candi put your factor 1000 SPF on !
Paul says:
NO jokes guys, I am getting whiter. I Look like a cancer patient of something
j0nny says:
roflmao
j0nny says:
Stu, you making my head hurt
j0nny says:
stop being funny
Paul says:
Go STu go
j0nny says:
it takes me by surprise
Paul says:
Like when a women speaks too you?
pity we didnt copy the chicken bomb that scico tried to make. :crackup:
that was why i wanted to know if there was any way the chat gets stored. and i disconnected before i thought of copiying it :slap:
What do you mean 'tried to make'?
I did make it.
It kinda worked.
Not so much in an explosive way, but it sure made a terrible mess of my office. That is a borderline bio-chemical weapon, if the smell is anything to go by.
Warning: DO NOT drink the chicken bomb mix. It are BAD!
yes, missing out on the chicken bomb escapades is what prompted this thread. This way, you can show everybody after :fact: provided you remember to copy & paste.
Odette (Onyx) says:
ask me what?
j0nny says:
ok
j0nny says:
serious question
Odette (Onyx) says:
ok. shoot
j0nny says:
say you met ppl gaming online
j0nny says:
regular ppl who played the same game
Odette (Onyx) says:
yes...
Odette (Onyx) says:
uh huh
j0nny says:
then you met a group of them at a convention
j0nny says:
like a LAN or soemthing
Odette (Onyx) says:
ok
Odette (Onyx) says:
irl
j0nny says:
ok, so you got on with a group of gamers - guys and girls - and went out drinking for a couple of nights
Paul says:
In real life
j0nny says:
ja
j0nny says:
real life
Odette (Onyx) says:
ok..
Odette (Onyx) says:
which i have done
Paul says:
Weirdo
Odette (Onyx) says:
met online people irl
j0nny says:
so you make plans to meet up for another nerd gathering, but not gaming, going camping
Odette (Onyx) says:
yes...
j0nny says:
with a few of the ppl from this cool group
Odette (Onyx) says:
same people?
j0nny says:
ja
Odette (Onyx) says:
ok
j0nny says:
so you meet up with these ppl and go on a camp for a few nights
j0nny says:
the last night you're there, everyone gets REALLY drunk, including you
Odette (Onyx) says:
hehe
Odette (Onyx) says:
ok
Paul says:
This is a bad idea j0nny
Odette (Onyx) says:
sshhh. Paul...
Paul says:
Fine
Odette (Onyx) says:
its getting interesting
j0nny says:
you wake up in the morning in a 2 man tent with one of the dudes sleeping next to you and a very tender bumhole...
j0nny says:
he's out cold
Odette (Onyx) says:
(LOL)
j0nny says:
would you tell anyone about it?
j0nny says:
assuming that he acted like nothing happened
Odette (Onyx) says:
and nobody else knows about it?
j0nny says:
nope
j0nny says:
you think so anyways...
Odette (Onyx) says:
and you guys have become better aquainted through all this gaming and camping
Odette (Onyx) says:
so you are on good speaking terms
j0nny says:
ja, you know them pretty well
Paul says:
Obviously not well enough
Odette (Onyx) says:
if it bothers you, mention it to clarify the matter
j0nny says:
i told you not to go, Paul
Odette (Onyx) says:
but i wouldn't spread the news about it
j0nny says:
so who would you tell?
Odette (Onyx) says:
depends how you are feeling about the whole thing.
Odette (Onyx) says:
but i would clear up the matter first with the special friend so you both on the same page
Odette (Onyx) says:
if it turns out to be very very funny and you both agree it was a moment of weakness.... then take it from there
Odette (Onyx) says:
does that make sense? or am i not getting it?
j0nny says:
so you wouldn't tell your husband?
Odette (Onyx) says:
if i woke up with another woman in a tent naked?
j0nny says:
no, a man, and a sore bum, naked
Odette (Onyx) says:
not until i know the whole story, but then again... the chances of me getting into a tight spot like that is very slim
j0nny says:
oh well...
Odette (Onyx) says:
but i suppose i would tell him... maybe depends where he was
j0nny says:
List of ppl to ask camping:
Bennie (THUMBS UP)
Darkside (THUMBS UP)
Onny (THUMBS DOWN)
Odette (Onyx) says:
(ROFL)
Odette (Onyx) says:
gee thanks
j0nny says:
heh heh
j0nny says:
Paul said he wouldn't tell
j0nny says:
we went camping next weekend
Paul says:
Ok I am going to go get oil
j0nny says:
:eek:
Odette (Onyx) says:
stu, what would you have done?
Stu says:
i got caught by this one
Stu says:
but (hahaha) in all honesty i would
Stu says:
erm
j0nny says:
Stu said he would tell
Odette (Onyx) says:
yes?
Stu says:
tell my wife and kill the guy in the tent on our next camping trip
j0nny says:
so we didn't invite him
Odette (Onyx) says:
so stu and i can go camping then
Stu says:
w000t !
:crackup: :rofl:
j0nny says:
are you getting a sig?
Paul says:
No, I am unlabelable
Stu says:
erm
Odette (Onyx) says:
try and say "unlabelable" out loud
Stu says:
do you believe i have a coinfernece call on a public holiday
Stu says:
at 09:00 in the morning !
Stu says:
thats just bullshit !!!
Paul says:
coinfernece ? Classic
j0nny says:
damb coinfernece calls
Stu says:
conference
Stu says:
fuck you oaks know i can't spell for shit
Odette (Onyx) says:
hehe
Stu says:
why even bother
Paul says:
But you wear glasses
Odette (Onyx) says:
don't sorry stu... i understood you - perfectly
Stu says:
thats why i have the F7 key on my keyboard !
Paul says:
All people with glasses should be able to spell
Stu says:
thats what people with cointacts say hey paul
Stu says:
fuck whats with the I
Stu says:
contacts
Odette (Onyx) says:
you did it again...
Paul says:
Hey Senior
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
howzit paulie
Paul says:
Got a question for you
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
for me?
Paul says:
Yip
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
9,5 inches
Stu says:
hahaha
Odette (Onyx) says:
hehe
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
but only in the cold weather
Paul says:
No dumbass, serious question
Stu says:
go see a doctor ! dude !
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
Ah, ok
Paul says:
Lets "hypothetically" you meet some people on the interweb. You know through gaming, msn that Kind of stuff
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
yeah?
Paul says:
You get know them pretty well and they become your "friends"
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
"friends" everyone i've met online so far i'm rpretty close with, but i'm sensing something coming
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
yeah?
Paul says:
At some point you meet up with them in real life for drinks. And you find out they are just as cool
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
yeah?
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
look, if you want to invite me to a camping trip, just say so!
Paul says:
Fuck j00
Ben/FunGuye says:
paul?
Paul says:
It is kinda a 'what if' question
Ben/FunGuye says:
ummm, do I need alcohol for this
Paul says:
Say you meet some people online
Ben/FunGuye says:
ag nvmnd, I'll have a drink anyway
Ben/FunGuye says:
yes?
Paul says:
You get to know them pretty well after a couple of months
Ben/FunGuye says:
yes?
Paul says:
Then you meet up with them in real life at a braai or drinks or something like that
Ben/FunGuye says:
yes?
Ben/FunGuye says:
fuck this is taking forever
Paul says:
And they all seem pretty cool, like regular people
Paul says:
So when they ask if you want to go on a little road trip with them you think it would be fun
j0nny says:
not a grr braai then
Ben/FunGuye says:
oh fuck, for a sec I thought you where talking about the braai we had, but then youi said "regular people"
Ben/FunGuye says:
yes ditto john-boy
Ben/FunGuye says:
yeah
Ben/FunGuye says:
paul fuck get on with it......
Ben/FunGuye says:
type quicker
Ben/FunGuye says:
slow ass mofo
Paul says:
Anyway so on this road trip you stop one night to camp and everyone gets really really drunk
Ben/FunGuye says:
lol
Ben/FunGuye says:
no paul, you are gay
Paul says:
and you wake up with a used dome in your crack and some dude lying naked next to you
Ben/FunGuye says:
alcohol only removed your inhibitions
Ben/FunGuye says:
LOL
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
LOL!
Paul says:
Now you know what has happened. My question is, do you tell anyone or just pretend nothing happened
Odette (Onyx) says:
omw...
Ben/FunGuye says:
well, you told us already
Ben/FunGuye says:
do you require any further advice?
Paul says:
No dude, if this was you!! Would you tell?
Ben/FunGuye says:
(LOL)
Ben/FunGuye says:
tell what?
Ben/FunGuye says:
and who?
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
Would you tell you girlfriend?
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
would you tell your DAD?!
Paul says:
Would you tell anyone you got ass fucked
j0nny says:
eish
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
Blunt...
Ben/FunGuye says:
if that floats your boat to tell ppl stuff, then yes
j0nny says:
he is asking YOU
Paul says:
So you would tell
Ben/FunGuye says:
unless you require medical advice
j0nny says:
would YOU tell anyone?
Ben/FunGuye says:
no
Ben/FunGuye says:
I would only post it on the forums
Paul says:
NO you wouldn't
Ben/FunGuye says:
maybe perhaps a pic if I can find one
Paul says:
Fuck dude a straight answer yes or no
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
Funguye, jy is bierts snaaks bra!
Paul says:
Seriously
j0nny says:
"straight" answer...?
Ben/FunGuye says:
lol paul, you cannot be serious?!
Ben/FunGuye says:
LOL
Ben/Funguye says:
paul, you can't ask me as an analyst to answer a straight yes or no, it wouldn't happen to me and if it did, telling anyone would be the last step in a looooooooong process
Ben/FunGuye says:
process could = therapy
Paul says:
Cos jonny wants to know if you want a lift to rAge!!'
I see a theme . . .. I'm off to "Ye 'Ol Chastity Belts" to swipe my card before I arrive @ rAge.
If you have to mortgage your house for the Virginity 5000XTX, DO IT!
Those Virginity chastity belts are rubbish, they aren't compatible with the AR10 standard (Anal Rape 10.0).
I prefer the Safearse 7750 Ultra, with it's fingerprint access control, allowing for a much needed ball scratching when required.
Sure, it's a little pricier, but it's a small price to pay when you consider the ability to do an emergency rearrangement of the sausage and spuds without removing the whole contraption.
Yes, I am bored today :yawn:
I'd just carve the fucker up with a knife/axe right there and then, burn the tent with him in it, and dare the rest of the peeps to say a word to anyone...
"I'm, going to tell the police!"
BLAM!
... add to fire...
so that explains the fires on table mountain some time back! :sneaky:Quote:
Originally Posted by scicopathix
I have been to CT twice in my life, and in no big hurry to do it again, except for some peeps I know down there. You don't even have decent weed...
I actually saw the aftermath of that fire when I was down there last year. It was horrible to see what one British dick with a cigarette butt can do.
Why couldn't he have set fire to the squatter-infested mountainsides? Like the one opposite Drag's place.
Jess says:
i dreams of earthworms the other night
Odette (Onyx) says:
they are the best
j0nny says:
:psycho:
Jess says:
woke up flinging my pillows around..
Odette (Onyx) says:
:rofl:
Odette (Onyx) says:
looking for more?
Jess says:
no
Jess says:
it was a nightmare
Odette (Onyx) says:
:hmmm:
Odette (Onyx) says:
what were they doing?
Jess says:
worming
j0nny says:
squirming
Jess says:
jar
Jess says:
and they were all big and pink
Odette (Onyx) says:
eeeew
j0nny says:
roflmao
Jess says:
no sexy
Jess says:
don't go there
Odette (Onyx) says:
hehe.
j0nny says:
i'm trying desperately to come back
Jess says:
try harder
j0nny says:
Freud would have spent months with you on that..
omw...bwahahahaha - I loved the camping ones the best...esp btw Paulie and Blinks!! :rofl:
I keep a chat history in msn...will browse through and see if it picked up any funnies. :psycho:
Okay...been looking through some oooold chats and picked up some funny one-liners ;)
sexy johnny: erm, 3somes rock, but not with double helpings of boerrie
----------------------------
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky: i like my women like I like my coffee... in a plastic cup.
-----------------------------------------
Paul: Cos I am an admin
Cos I am Paul
Cos I am Deadly like a TB infected AIDS patient
-----------------------------------------------------
Geth: BRB, have to scratch my bum and think on the perks of working for the govt
----------------------------------------
and then i found this winner of a conversation :D from somewhere in June...
Paul: I think j0nny has left? But that is ok cos he is a gay (that rhymes)
Jess: now THAT's gay
Jess: rhyming in chat
Paul: but it rhymes
sexy johnny: NO means NO candy
Paul: Well I usually rap in real life but you two aren't gangsta enough
sexy johnny: oh, please, homie, I am SO street
Paul: Homie don't play dat
Jess: who wants to be a gangsta anyway
Jess: they can never find clothes that fit
Paul: Nigga you roll about as well as a rock
Paul: I was all gangsta this weekend, eat this old grannie up, she didn't know what hit her (it was a rock)
Paul: eat = beat
Jess: LAWL
Jess: eat a grannie
Paul: I'd rather not thank you very much
Paul: Month old tuna FTL
sexy johnny: BLARRGH
:crackup:
Would it surprise anyone if I told you I have no recollection of these conversations? I mean wtf is MSN?
Candi, maybe your deadliness is starting to affect you in ways you cannot even begin to imagine? :eek:
..... unless ignorance is bliss? :hmmm:
Candy the Adminpant strikes again:
Paul says:
But I had fucked up dreams last night. Man!!! I also dreamt I went to a little cafe and hire a Jean Claude van Dam movie
j0nny says:
that's horrific
j0nny says:
why pay to see a JCVD movie?!
Paul says:
next thing I know I am in the movie as a president and there are aliens who roll you up into a ball, like putty and through you off a cliff
Paul says:
But as i fall off a cliff I land in a pool and get out and start sun tanning
Paul says:
Man it was so fucked up
Paul says:
I woke up in a cold sweat at 4 am and couldn't get back to sleep. I blame the super Size mcMeal
j0nny says:
roflmao
:crackup: :crackup:
seksi_PinkSinker says:
oh, so stuey talks to wonda, but not his clanmates eh?
Stuart says:
yeah bru do u have b00bz?
Jess says:
stuey talks about normal stuff
Jess says:
not just boobies
Stuart says:
wait let me rephrase that
Jess says:
i take that back
seksi_PinkSinker says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMW.... 2 things
1. Im glad I dont talk to any of YOU GRRR boys on MSN.... :wow:
and
2. Im NEVER EVER going on ANY road trips with any of you :rofl:
Ive been laughing so much while reading this thread...that IVe almost dehydrated.. :rofl:
Im going to sleep now..... :rofl:
Had THE weirdest convo with some of the okes the other night after 12 - Grav, Shadey, Lee, Onni, fly and me. I seriously don't think it's mentally healthy for us all to be up at that hour and try and hold a convo.
I'm too tired to post it..but it is seriously hilarious to read after. We chatted about the craziest stuff - from chewing on Shadey (this was quite detailed and strangely well thought out), to drinking bunny milk, blending frogs, then milking bunnies, to yakking about slippers and playboy bunnies and then somehow lee managed to throw it all together with milking playboy bunny slippers.
If that wasn't bad enough....we carried on chatting (madness) and somehow smoking and lube came up...then a big convo about crisps vs chips and somehow we ended back with bunnies...but this time we argued about how to make bunny chips.... and so it went on.
It was scary....but strangely hilarious afterwards. Some priceless comments :psycho: Makes me love joo okes so much more ;)
But that sounds like a run of the mill conversation.... :shutup: :hmmm:
SlipperyDuck says:
SO MANY WINDOWS - i cant keep up with this one - you guys are full of shit
Fly says:
Lawrence says:
windows?
Odette (Onyx) says:
Fly says:
its late and we are all on espresos and stuff and needles
Odette (Onyx) says:
yes
Jess says:
i don't have expresso
SlipperyDuck says:
i have lotsa PRIVATE chat windows open - for - you know - one on one action
Lawrence says:
don't u think it's odd that a guy called "gates" invented "windows"?
Fly says:
E S P R E S S O
Jess says:
no
Jess says:
i think you're strange
Lawrence says:
who?
Fly says:
who?
Fly says:
lol
Lawrence says:
u need to be a little more specific, Jess
Jess says:
all of you
Lawrence says:
just now u scare shadey away
Jess says:
strange
Odette (Onyx) says:
she's tough..
NiteShade says:
damn straight
Lawrence says:
i haven't tried chewing her yet
Fly says:
nor i
NiteShade says:
YET
NiteShade says:
w00t
Lawrence says:
i also heard she was sweet
Odette (Onyx) says:
.. yet
Fly says:
i KNW she is sweet
Odette (Onyx) says:
a tough sweet
Lawrence says:
can't wait to have a taste
Odette (Onyx) says:
like a toffee?
Odette (Onyx) says:
gets stuck in your teeth
NiteShade says:
lol Odi
SlipperyDuck says:
like one of those Rock things you suck milk with
Lawrence says:
hey?
Odette (Onyx) says:
mmmmm
NiteShade says:
ok next topic
Lawrence says:
wait...
Odette (Onyx) says:
who chooses
Jess says:
i like milk
Lawrence says:
we're talking about shadey...
Jess says:
bunny milk!!!
Jess says:
wooohooo
Fly says:
mmmmmILK WITH VANILLA IS THE BESTES
Odette (Onyx) says:
pink bunny milk
Lawrence says:
bunny milk?
Jess says:
oooh i heard about that!
NiteShade says:
lol
Jess says:
chocolate bunny milk
Lawrence says:
who milks bunnies?
Odette (Onyx) says:
nesquick
NiteShade says:
i feel like im dreaming
Lawrence says:
shame
Fly says:
RED bunny milk
Jess says:
i have tendencies towards the cream soda too
Odette (Onyx) says:
eww fly
SlipperyDuck says:
nesquick milks bnnies?
Jess says:
there is no RED fly..stop TRYING to be cool
Odette (Onyx) says:
yes, they do
Odette (Onyx) says:
for years now
Fly says:
what is green and goes red at a press of a bittnon
Fly says:
button
Lawrence says:
a frog
Lawrence says:
in a blender
SlipperyDuck says:
mine goat - why has someone not done something about this yet?
Odette (Onyx) says:
ribbit
Fly says:
what?
SlipperyDuck says:
BZZZZibit
Fly says:
ribbit milk FTW
Odette (Onyx) says:
and now we back to bunny milk
Fly says:
red ribbit milk WOOOOOT
Lawrence says:
shame...
Jess says:
no...we've moved onto rabbits apparently
Lawrence says:
poor bunnies
Jess says:
fly's sick minded idea
Odette (Onyx) says:
bunny slippers?
Fly says:
bunnies are nice
Lawrence says:
if u milk a bunny for too long, perhaps the milk does go pink
Fly says:
SlipperyDuck says:
OMG poor bunnies
Odette (Onyx) says:
that is what i thought he meant
Fly says:
who, me?
Jess says:
play bunnies?'
Odette (Onyx) says:
playboy bunnies
Fly says:
playBOY bunnies
Odette (Onyx) says:
Fly says:
Lawrence says:
those things are gross
Lawrence says:
if u look under their foot, u'll see "made in taiwan"
Fly says:
which things>
Odette (Onyx) says:
slippers
SlipperyDuck says:
they're not real
Lawrence says:
those playboy bunnies
Fly says:
what ? are they blow up?
Odette (Onyx) says:
probably
Fly says:
darn
Jess says:
they're mostly plastic..yes
SlipperyDuck says:
yours?
Jess says:
what?
Lawrence says:
oh
Fly says:
with a bit of fur in the rght places
Lawrence says:
dear
Jess says:
i have furry slippers..not plastic ones
SlipperyDuck says:
are mostly plastic right?
NiteShade says:
lol fly
Jess says:
only the undersole is plastic
Lawrence says:
they have a sole?
Fly says:
an UNDER sole law
Lawrence says:
well... they're not shallow, that's for sure
Odette (Onyx) says:
who?/what?
Lawrence says:
everything Ody
SlipperyDuck says:
i was lost on milk
Odette (Onyx) says:
the slippers or the playboy bunnies
Lawrence says:
when did slippers get into this?
Fly says:
both?
SlipperyDuck says:
how the hell do you milk a playboy bunny slipper
Odette (Onyx) says:
carefully
Fly says:
pants down?
NiteShade says:
depends if she still has her pants
Jess says:
no one is lying down!
Odette (Onyx) says:
just the pants
Lawrence says:
or if she's caught her breath by now
Odette (Onyx) says:
and the bunny slipper
SlipperyDuck says:
but if theres no pants - why would the bunnie stand up?
Odette (Onyx) says:
grav
Jess says:
if you're still wearing the pants in your house....there's something wrong.
Odette (Onyx) says:
you only got one pant?
Lawrence says:
well - when things stand up, the bunny starts panting
Jess says:
my chair is uncomfortable
Jess says:
i think i need a new one
Fly says:
and what does tghe bunny oaint?
Fly says:
paint
SlipperyDuck says:
coz thats where the slippers are - on the chair
Odette (Onyx) says:
or under the leg
Jess says:
fly..sweetie..you need to think about what you're gonna type before you press enter...
NiteShade says:
lol
Lawrence says:
rofl
Jess says:
the slippers are on my feet...where they should be
Fly says:
i need to finish typing before the subject changes
NiteShade says:
good luck
SlipperyDuck says:
damn - i just thought i was wrong for a second - and I was right - I wasnt wrong
Jess says:
hehe
Fly says:
about lee?
-1min pause-
Odette (Onyx) says:
surprise!
Lawrence says:
aaarggghhhh
Lawrence says:
u got me
Fly says:
WAAAAAA
Lawrence says:
catches breath
Odette (Onyx) says:
where was it going to ?
SlipperyDuck says:
I wanna smoke now- so much HEAVY action going on here
Jess says:
what?
Lawrence says:
it was escaping me
Jess says:
does heavy action bring on smoking for you?
Fly says:
you smoke??(before or after??)
Jess says:
strange
SlipperyDuck says:
during - i dont use lube
Fly says:
how you make a pasta gun?
Lawrence says:
all u need is a macaroni - a nicely bent one
Lawrence says:
and a few spagetti sticks
Fly says:
and then?
SlipperyDuck says:
secretivley
Lawrence says:
u shove the spagetti straight up the noodle
NiteShade says:
are we still talkin pasta?
Lawrence says:
and it fires off like a machine gun out the other end
Fly says:
yes
Jess says:
you need noodles and not spaghetti for the gun
SlipperyDuck says:
OMG - im not sure
Odette (Onyx) says:
sounds fishy
Jess says:
spagehetti is too thin
NiteShade says:
rofl odi
SlipperyDuck says:
NOOOO you didnt
SlipperyDuck says:
arrrghhhgh
Jess says:
noodles will allow your 'bullet' to go through
Lawrence says:
yes!
Jess says:
you see!
Fly says:
my bullet gos thru anything
Jess says:
but i don't think you get long noodles
Jess says:
only short ones
Odette (Onyx) says:
even steel?
Jess says:
you'd have to glue the noodles together
Fly says:
especially steel
SlipperyDuck says:
NOOO not these MENTAL IMAGES!
Jess says:
i used to eat noodles raw
Odette (Onyx) says:
it must be all those espressos
NiteShade says:
me too Jes
Fly says:
screwdriver for your eye lee?
SlipperyDuck says:
thanks
Fly says:
NP
SlipperyDuck says:
need it back when im done?
Jess says:
i like them cooked...but i crunch on dem raw
Jess says:
dunno why
NiteShade says:
thank you all for making me feel sane
Lawrence says:
hope sane enjoyed it
Fly says:
NO PROBLEM THERE SHADEY
Fly says:
lol
NiteShade says:
of course
Fly says:
what would lep say?
Lawrence says:
thank you for feeling sane for me
NiteShade says:
its his middle name
Fly says:
ohhhh, i got a bee on my screen
Lawrence says:
i wasn't looking forward to the experience
NiteShade says:
get ur bunny slipper and milk the bee
Fly says:
oo, its a fly
Fly says:
but a bunny slipper on a bee makes a bit of a mess
Fly says:
dam, it got awway
Lawrence says:
a B on a Bunny slipper helps it from being an Unny slipper
NiteShade says:
lol
Jess says:
i have sane moments
Lawrence says:
what would cape town be without the sea?
NiteShade says:
fleeting?
Lawrence says:
Ape town!
Fly says:
yes, true law, at least it wasnt an F
Jess says:
without the mountain..?
Fly says:
so, who knows how they got the name for knysna?
Fly says:
fountain
Lawrence says:
ooh
Lawrence says:
that could be interesting
NiteShade says:
nice naais there?
Lawrence says:
that's where i thought this was going too
Fly says:
NAAAAIIISS ne
NiteShade says:
ill rather live there then Ape Town
Jess says:
where?
Fly says:
me too
Fly says:
naaais sne
Lawrence says:
rofl
NiteShade says:
who doesnt know their colours, Jess?
Lawrence says:
men
NO, you didnt post that!!
They are gonna have us all committed! :crackup:
:crackup: :crackup:
ALLL OF US
Gotto love it!
:crackup:
who wrote all this ? We never had that conversation!
Hwd it all start anyway - it must have been after midnight when I got msg'd - twas madness -
you cant appreciate the speed at which posts were popping up on the screen from just the forum.... it was fast n furious i tell ya!
Yep! We're talking about 3 posts popping up in 1 sec... at one point a string of comments, about 15, popped up in about 3 seconds. Impossible to keep up with your own thoughts, never mind respond to someone elses.
and peeps wonder why my typing is so corrupt
This is very good exercise for the hand/eye co-ordination, not to mention the whole multi-tasking thing, as well as the mind-boggling effect it can have on a person.Quote:
Originally Posted by gr@v1ty
AND you learn to read and understand a whole different language that evolves from this sort of thing, too. ;)
Priceless :biggrin:
Today at 11:52:55 AM] Ic3nFl4me: i'm the one sending candi is the one bending...
[Today at 11:53:17 AM] Ic3nFl4me: that should clear it up for u...
[Today at 11:54:10 AM] s3xy_j0nny: /rushes off to puke violently
[Today at 11:54:37 AM] Candidate: Rushes of to buy gun to blow of Stu's sender
[Today at 11:55:36 AM] Ic3nFl4me: me slaps j0n0 with a wet trout and throws the sloppy fish at candi in the FACE!!!
[Today at 11:55:49 AM] Ic3nFl4me: /cls
[Today at 11:55:50 AM] s3xy_j0nny: sorry, you want to "blow off Stu's sender...?" - you guys are weird
[Today at 11:55:52 AM] Ic3nFl4me: /clear
[Today at 11:56:24 AM] Ic3nFl4me: I'm sorry i have to resign from grrr
[Today at 11:56:37 AM] Ic3nFl4me: i can't take candi
[Today at 11:56:43 AM] Ic3nFl4me: gheiness
[Today at 11:57:11 AM] s3xy_j0nny: you the one describe the bending and sending
[Today at 11:57:57 AM] Ic3nFl4me: shud up
[Today at 11:58:05 AM] scicopathix: Illiterate hicks...
BUSTED -
Paul says:
I like knight he is impressionable, I will mold him into my own
SlipperyDuck says:
lol
Paul says:
Then there will be two of me and we will rule the world like Brother and Sister
Paul says:
Except we won't have the sex
SlipperyDuck says:
lucky you dont have a sister
Paul says:
I have two
SlipperyDuck says:
*VOMIT*