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Seeing as how I talk so much shit on MSN almost every day, I decided to sart a thread with some of the funny excerpts. Feel free to add to this thread - there is also plenty funny stuff said on the chat box, so commemorable banter from there can also be copy pasted into the immortal annuls of the grrr forums...
Stu says:
fuck now i'm getting a headace... I think its the coffee and sweltering 36 degrees in the office !
j0nny says:
apparantly, it's going to be 25 degrees in CT today
Paul says:
It's a bit overcast here but it is pleasant
Paul says:
NO wind or rain
j0nny says:
gee, like I give a flying fuck
Paul says:
I hope your headache gets worse
j0nny says:
it is
Stu says:
LOL
Paul says:
Wait now the sun is coming out
Stu says:
quick candi put your factor 1000 SPF on !
Paul says:
NO jokes guys, I am getting whiter. I Look like a cancer patient of something
j0nny says:
roflmao
j0nny says:
Stu, you making my head hurt
j0nny says:
stop being funny
Paul says:
Go STu go
j0nny says:
it takes me by surprise
Paul says:
Like when a women speaks too you?
pity we didnt copy the chicken bomb that scico tried to make. :crackup:
that was why i wanted to know if there was any way the chat gets stored. and i disconnected before i thought of copiying it :slap:
What do you mean 'tried to make'?
I did make it.
It kinda worked.
Not so much in an explosive way, but it sure made a terrible mess of my office. That is a borderline bio-chemical weapon, if the smell is anything to go by.
Warning: DO NOT drink the chicken bomb mix. It are BAD!
yes, missing out on the chicken bomb escapades is what prompted this thread. This way, you can show everybody after :fact: provided you remember to copy & paste.
Odette (Onyx) says:
ask me what?
j0nny says:
ok
j0nny says:
serious question
Odette (Onyx) says:
ok. shoot
j0nny says:
say you met ppl gaming online
j0nny says:
regular ppl who played the same game
Odette (Onyx) says:
yes...
Odette (Onyx) says:
uh huh
j0nny says:
then you met a group of them at a convention
j0nny says:
like a LAN or soemthing
Odette (Onyx) says:
ok
Odette (Onyx) says:
irl
j0nny says:
ok, so you got on with a group of gamers - guys and girls - and went out drinking for a couple of nights
Paul says:
In real life
j0nny says:
ja
j0nny says:
real life
Odette (Onyx) says:
ok..
Odette (Onyx) says:
which i have done
Paul says:
Weirdo
Odette (Onyx) says:
met online people irl
j0nny says:
so you make plans to meet up for another nerd gathering, but not gaming, going camping
Odette (Onyx) says:
yes...
j0nny says:
with a few of the ppl from this cool group
Odette (Onyx) says:
same people?
j0nny says:
ja
Odette (Onyx) says:
ok
j0nny says:
so you meet up with these ppl and go on a camp for a few nights
j0nny says:
the last night you're there, everyone gets REALLY drunk, including you
Odette (Onyx) says:
hehe
Odette (Onyx) says:
ok
Paul says:
This is a bad idea j0nny
Odette (Onyx) says:
sshhh. Paul...
Paul says:
Fine
Odette (Onyx) says:
its getting interesting
j0nny says:
you wake up in the morning in a 2 man tent with one of the dudes sleeping next to you and a very tender bumhole...
j0nny says:
he's out cold
Odette (Onyx) says:
(LOL)
j0nny says:
would you tell anyone about it?
j0nny says:
assuming that he acted like nothing happened
Odette (Onyx) says:
and nobody else knows about it?
j0nny says:
nope
j0nny says:
you think so anyways...
Odette (Onyx) says:
and you guys have become better aquainted through all this gaming and camping
Odette (Onyx) says:
so you are on good speaking terms
j0nny says:
ja, you know them pretty well
Paul says:
Obviously not well enough
Odette (Onyx) says:
if it bothers you, mention it to clarify the matter
j0nny says:
i told you not to go, Paul
Odette (Onyx) says:
but i wouldn't spread the news about it
j0nny says:
so who would you tell?
Odette (Onyx) says:
depends how you are feeling about the whole thing.
Odette (Onyx) says:
but i would clear up the matter first with the special friend so you both on the same page
Odette (Onyx) says:
if it turns out to be very very funny and you both agree it was a moment of weakness.... then take it from there
Odette (Onyx) says:
does that make sense? or am i not getting it?
j0nny says:
so you wouldn't tell your husband?
Odette (Onyx) says:
if i woke up with another woman in a tent naked?
j0nny says:
no, a man, and a sore bum, naked
Odette (Onyx) says:
not until i know the whole story, but then again... the chances of me getting into a tight spot like that is very slim
j0nny says:
oh well...
Odette (Onyx) says:
but i suppose i would tell him... maybe depends where he was
j0nny says:
List of ppl to ask camping:
Bennie (THUMBS UP)
Darkside (THUMBS UP)
Onny (THUMBS DOWN)
Odette (Onyx) says:
(ROFL)
Odette (Onyx) says:
gee thanks
j0nny says:
heh heh
j0nny says:
Paul said he wouldn't tell
j0nny says:
we went camping next weekend
Paul says:
Ok I am going to go get oil
j0nny says:
:eek:
Odette (Onyx) says:
stu, what would you have done?
Stu says:
i got caught by this one
Stu says:
but (hahaha) in all honesty i would
Stu says:
erm
j0nny says:
Stu said he would tell
Odette (Onyx) says:
yes?
Stu says:
tell my wife and kill the guy in the tent on our next camping trip
j0nny says:
so we didn't invite him
Odette (Onyx) says:
so stu and i can go camping then
Stu says:
w000t !
:crackup: :rofl:
j0nny says:
are you getting a sig?
Paul says:
No, I am unlabelable
Stu says:
erm
Odette (Onyx) says:
try and say "unlabelable" out loud
Stu says:
do you believe i have a coinfernece call on a public holiday
Stu says:
at 09:00 in the morning !
Stu says:
thats just bullshit !!!
Paul says:
coinfernece ? Classic
j0nny says:
damb coinfernece calls
Stu says:
conference
Stu says:
fuck you oaks know i can't spell for shit
Odette (Onyx) says:
hehe
Stu says:
why even bother
Paul says:
But you wear glasses
Odette (Onyx) says:
don't sorry stu... i understood you - perfectly
Stu says:
thats why i have the F7 key on my keyboard !
Paul says:
All people with glasses should be able to spell
Stu says:
thats what people with cointacts say hey paul
Stu says:
fuck whats with the I
Stu says:
contacts
Odette (Onyx) says:
you did it again...
Paul says:
Hey Senior
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
howzit paulie
Paul says:
Got a question for you
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
for me?
Paul says:
Yip
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
9,5 inches
Stu says:
hahaha
Odette (Onyx) says:
hehe
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
but only in the cold weather
Paul says:
No dumbass, serious question
Stu says:
go see a doctor ! dude !
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
Ah, ok
Paul says:
Lets "hypothetically" you meet some people on the interweb. You know through gaming, msn that Kind of stuff
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
yeah?
Paul says:
You get know them pretty well and they become your "friends"
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
"friends" everyone i've met online so far i'm rpretty close with, but i'm sensing something coming
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
yeah?
Paul says:
At some point you meet up with them in real life for drinks. And you find out they are just as cool
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
yeah?
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
look, if you want to invite me to a camping trip, just say so!
Paul says:
Fuck j00
Ben/FunGuye says:
paul?
Paul says:
It is kinda a 'what if' question
Ben/FunGuye says:
ummm, do I need alcohol for this
Paul says:
Say you meet some people online
Ben/FunGuye says:
ag nvmnd, I'll have a drink anyway
Ben/FunGuye says:
yes?
Paul says:
You get to know them pretty well after a couple of months
Ben/FunGuye says:
yes?
Paul says:
Then you meet up with them in real life at a braai or drinks or something like that
Ben/FunGuye says:
yes?
Ben/FunGuye says:
fuck this is taking forever
Paul says:
And they all seem pretty cool, like regular people
Paul says:
So when they ask if you want to go on a little road trip with them you think it would be fun
j0nny says:
not a grr braai then
Ben/FunGuye says:
oh fuck, for a sec I thought you where talking about the braai we had, but then youi said "regular people"
Ben/FunGuye says:
yes ditto john-boy
Ben/FunGuye says:
yeah
Ben/FunGuye says:
paul fuck get on with it......
Ben/FunGuye says:
type quicker
Ben/FunGuye says:
slow ass mofo
Paul says:
Anyway so on this road trip you stop one night to camp and everyone gets really really drunk
Ben/FunGuye says:
lol
Ben/FunGuye says:
no paul, you are gay
Paul says:
and you wake up with a used dome in your crack and some dude lying naked next to you
Ben/FunGuye says:
alcohol only removed your inhibitions
Ben/FunGuye says:
LOL
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
LOL!
Paul says:
Now you know what has happened. My question is, do you tell anyone or just pretend nothing happened
Odette (Onyx) says:
omw...
Ben/FunGuye says:
well, you told us already
Ben/FunGuye says:
do you require any further advice?
Paul says:
No dude, if this was you!! Would you tell?
Ben/FunGuye says:
(LOL)
Ben/FunGuye says:
tell what?
Ben/FunGuye says:
and who?
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
Would you tell you girlfriend?
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
would you tell your DAD?!
Paul says:
Would you tell anyone you got ass fucked
j0nny says:
eish
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
Blunt...
Ben/FunGuye says:
if that floats your boat to tell ppl stuff, then yes
j0nny says:
he is asking YOU
Paul says:
So you would tell
Ben/FunGuye says:
unless you require medical advice
j0nny says:
would YOU tell anyone?
Ben/FunGuye says:
no
Ben/FunGuye says:
I would only post it on the forums
Paul says:
NO you wouldn't
Ben/FunGuye says:
maybe perhaps a pic if I can find one
Paul says:
Fuck dude a straight answer yes or no
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
Funguye, jy is bierts snaaks bra!
Paul says:
Seriously
j0nny says:
"straight" answer...?
Ben/FunGuye says:
lol paul, you cannot be serious?!
Ben/FunGuye says:
LOL
Ben/Funguye says:
paul, you can't ask me as an analyst to answer a straight yes or no, it wouldn't happen to me and if it did, telling anyone would be the last step in a looooooooong process
Ben/FunGuye says:
process could = therapy
Paul says:
Cos jonny wants to know if you want a lift to rAge!!'