by SoSheOhPathix » Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:41 pm
pmurgs wrote:Tip for you from God... water into wine aint so great... making a huge universe with a planet populated by human beings and other life forms is much more impressive.
Yeah, and what was particularly awesome about that was that, despite evolution being an evil, heretic viewpoint that'll get you banished to the fiery pits of hell for all eternity, he cunningly placed all these weird dinosaur fossils in the earth during the construction phase, so we'd have something to argue over.
Maybe he put them there to comfort we atheists, who find solace in believing that we evolved from apes, rather than a handful of mud in God's celestial sand-box?
Water into wine was magnificent! Epic party trick of note! From that came beer, brandy, Space Vodka, and all other distilled/infused drinks.
Has China, or Mexico openly stated that... "Nope. We have no fucking idea what that was. We just decided not to shoot at something invading our air space this one time, coz it clearly wasn't American, in that it wasn't dropping bombs on Muslims."
No. No official statements at all. The chogies are currently developing all sorts of sweet military equipment (e.g. super-sonic torpedos), so why couldn't that have been a field test of some sort?
Generally speaking, when people experience something they can't rationalise and understand, they will attribute it to superstition/religion (okay, that really is a sub-section of superstition)/aliens.
The universe gets bigger all the time. It wasn't long ago that the all-knowing church dictated that the earth was the centre of the universe (and flat, to boot), and that everything revolved around them it. Failure to conform to that belief would get your progress to the afore-mentioned fiery pits of hell accelerated through the judiciously applied lobbing of rocks onto your pip, publicly. But only if they couldn't build a big enough fire.
Now we know that the Crab Nebula (for example), isn't just out of reach beyond the giant ball of cheese we today erroneously call a moon and believe to be made of rock, of all things.... ludicrous, I know...
Science is like that. It is progressive. As we discover new things, we develop new theories to try explain them. Proving those theories opens new avenues of thought, so the cycle is... well, cyclic, rather than stagnant, like a religion.
Of course I attribute human wants and needs to 'aliens'. It's all I know. That's kinda how theories work. I could rant and rave about them needing new ooblygooblium for their Fantastical-drive engines, as read in a geek magazine, but I have to assume that they didn't evolve (ooops, sorry, get created) as advanced as they are, and actually developed their technology (much like we are doing) through milleniums of scientific research (or public stonings/burnings, and reverting to an acient text written thousands of years ago by an illiterate fisherman and his drinking buddies (see how important water-to-wine is now?)). Not being totally conversant in alien technology and religion, I must assume that resources are required to develop that technology, and that, even on their planet, resources are limited.
Hence their need to make enormous galactic space craft, and cruise about looking for new colonies/resources... use it, don't use it. Just a thought.
Perhaps, in a best case scenario, they come here on prospector missions, see us, and go "Eeeew. Humans! Fucking things get in everywhere! They're worse than cockroaches", then, due to their being superior and reluctant to obliterate our species, decide to move on, rather than make contact and get into the inevitible war that we will start (it is, after all, what we do best).
Maybe our small, furry rodents don't taste as good as we were led to believe by the producers of 'V'...
PS: I do not feel affronted by people believing their super-ghost created all these billions of planets from... errr... nothing? but only populating this one with the most dysfunctional, belicose species he could possibly think up. I really don't care what they think or feel. However, if this is the only populated planet, and the Chinks/Mexicans did have a 'UFO' incident, where did they come from?
Has God got another colony going on the sly somewhere, and just didn't mention it to us? Or does every planet get it's own God?
Can we get a new one, please? Ours has gone AWOL.
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Tip for you from God... water into wine aint so great... making a huge universe with a planet populated by human beings and other life forms is much more impressive.
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Yeah, and what was particularly awesome about that was that, despite evolution being an evil, heretic viewpoint that'll get you banished to the fiery pits of hell for all eternity, he cunningly placed all these weird dinosaur fossils in the earth during the construction phase, so we'd have something to argue over.
Maybe he put them there to comfort we atheists, who find solace in believing that we evolved from apes, rather than a handful of mud in God's celestial sand-box?
Water into wine was magnificent! Epic party trick of note! From that came beer, brandy, Space Vodka, and all other distilled/infused drinks.
Has China, or Mexico openly stated that... "Nope. We have no fucking idea what that was. We just decided not to shoot at something invading our air space this one time, coz it clearly wasn't American, in that it wasn't dropping bombs on Muslims."
No. No official statements at all. The chogies are currently developing all sorts of sweet military equipment (e.g. super-sonic torpedos), so why couldn't that have been a field test of some sort?
Generally speaking, when people experience something they can't rationalise and understand, they will attribute it to superstition/religion (okay, that really is a sub-section of superstition)/aliens.
The universe gets bigger all the time. It wasn't long ago that the all-knowing church dictated that the earth was the centre of the universe (and flat, to boot), and that everything revolved around them it. Failure to conform to that belief would get your progress to the afore-mentioned fiery pits of hell accelerated through the judiciously applied lobbing of rocks onto your pip, publicly. But only if they couldn't build a big enough fire.
Now we know that the Crab Nebula (for example), isn't just out of reach beyond the giant ball of cheese we today erroneously call a moon and believe to be made of rock, of all things.... ludicrous, I know...
Science is like that. It is progressive. As we discover new things, we develop new theories to try explain them. Proving those theories opens new avenues of thought, so the cycle is... well, cyclic, rather than stagnant, like a religion.
Of course I attribute human wants and needs to 'aliens'. It's all I know. That's kinda how theories work. I could rant and rave about them needing new ooblygooblium for their Fantastical-drive engines, as read in a geek magazine, but I have to assume that they didn't evolve (ooops, sorry, get created) as advanced as they are, and actually developed their technology (much like we are doing) through milleniums of scientific research (or public stonings/burnings, and reverting to an acient text written thousands of years ago by an illiterate fisherman and his drinking buddies (see how important water-to-wine is now?)). Not being totally conversant in alien technology and religion, I must assume that resources are required to develop that technology, and that, even on their planet, resources are limited.
Hence their need to make enormous galactic space craft, and cruise about looking for new colonies/resources... use it, don't use it. Just a thought.
Perhaps, in a best case scenario, they come here on prospector missions, see us, and go "Eeeew. Humans! Fucking things get in everywhere! They're worse than cockroaches", then, due to their being superior and reluctant to obliterate our species, decide to move on, rather than make contact and get into the inevitible war that we will start (it is, after all, what we do best).
Maybe our small, furry rodents don't taste as good as we were led to believe by the producers of 'V'...
PS: I do not feel affronted by people believing their super-ghost created all these billions of planets from... errr... nothing? but only populating this one with the most dysfunctional, belicose species he could possibly think up. I really don't care what they think or feel. However, if this is the only populated planet, and the Chinks/Mexicans did have a 'UFO' incident, where did they come from?
Has God got another colony going on the sly somewhere, and just didn't mention it to us? Or does every planet get it's own God?
Can we get a new one, please? Ours has gone AWOL.