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by dirtypora » Mon Jul 22, 2013 2:09 pm

Phatso wrote:ELA RE!! Pou eise?

(@dirtypora, the reason I asked you once how you feel about Greeks.. I am Greek. F*cking dirty para. Go back to your fruit n veg :p ).



Ahh sorry to here the bad news Phatso!! Unlucky on being a greek :sorry:

by flycatchr » Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:58 pm

LOL
my 10 year old knows, but my wife doesn't :0

by BigBadBarts » Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:39 pm

flycatchr wrote:yarrrrrr, used to be that google couldnt even come up with an answer - SIGH
LOL good one Bart.

How did your wife feel about naiming your daughter after a paint
(jokes - you still like F1? )
would you describe the hairy blender to your mom?


She actually loved the idea of calling our daughter Senna, he is a family hero, so much so my boet who still races has the identical helmet to Senna and then just named his son Ayrton.

Dude, I have to tell you my old lady and I dont hide shit from one another just last night I came home with a clip of an oke with two cocks and I showed her, my missus was so embarassed but then she knows by now I dont hide anything from my folks or family. You have to see this video...FML !! And the best part is that this is actually something that really happens 1 in 5 million men are born with 2 penises...ah man, can you imagine? I'd hit the nearest knock shop and make the chicks pay me to pomp.

Sorry I got side tracked there...but yeah, I'd tell my mother.

by flycatchr » Fri Jul 19, 2013 6:06 pm

yarrrrrr, used to be that google couldnt even come up with an answer - SIGH
LOL good one Bart.

How did your wife feel about naiming your daughter after a paint
(jokes - you still like F1? )
would you describe the hairy blender to your mom?

by BigBadBarts » Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:34 pm

flycatchr wrote:do you know what a hairy blender is?
how old are your kids and what are their ages?


Bwahahahahaha, this hairy blender really means the world to you hey? I've been doing my research and seen you asking about, so I hope I'm right in saying its when you bump up the dpi on your mouse so its ultra sensitive and then spin rapidly over your kill so that hair on your gooch rubs over their face...nothing like a tea bag. ;-)

Senna (daughter - yes named after the late great legend himself) is 7 and Callum (son) is 5, however their ages vary depending on the time of year we are in because Senna has a birthday in January while Callum's is in June, so they their ages constantly vary.

by flycatchr » Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:19 pm

do you know what a hairy blender is?
how old are your kids and what are their ages?

by BigBadBarts » Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:54 pm

Phatso wrote:ELA RE!! Pou eise?

(@dirtypora, the reason I asked you once how you feel about Greeks.. I am Greek. F*cking dirty para. Go back to your fruit n veg :p ).


Phatso, I had to phone my granny for that one boet...hope I said it right but she reckons you're saying, "Come on !! Where are you?"
Anyway, as you have guessed I have Greek blood but dont ask me to speak a word of it china, my cousins Costa and Lambro were the only two that went to a Greek school for the rest of us we stuck to using a few swear words. ;-)

by Phatso » Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:27 pm

BigBadBarts wrote:malaka's


ELA RE!! Pou eise?

(@dirtypora, the reason I asked you once how you feel about Greeks.. I am Greek. F*cking dirty para. Go back to your fruit n veg :p ).

by BigBadBarts » Fri Jul 19, 2013 1:12 pm

Stu wrote:Bailout bag is a bag generally containing basic survival gear, water purification pills, survival kit etc. This can include ammo and ordinance lube if you planning on doing it on the beach.... :|

Its generally used in the event of an emergency and you need to leave town / city as quickly as possible. In my case I live 15 - 20 Km away from a nuclear reactor. So my bailout bag and plans take a meltdown scenario into account among other scenarios.

- If you found out about a dealer operating in your area from their home and you had intel that there was a major cash stash. Would you make a plan to hit them for it?


A nuclear reactor?? Listen about lunch on Sunday, somethings come up....can we just Skype instead?

Not a chance boet...I left this country because of malaka's like that, they can have their dwelms money, not worth the hassle. 15 years ago, yes I'd be first through the door but I have a gorgeous family now....hmmm, hold on...okay, no still no chance.

by Stu » Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:56 pm

Bailout bag is a bag generally containing basic survival gear, water purification pills, survival kit etc. This can include ammo and ordinance lube if you planning on doing it on the beach.... :|

Its generally used in the event of an emergency and you need to leave town / city as quickly as possible. In my case I live 15 - 20 Km away from a nuclear reactor. So my bailout bag and plans take a meltdown scenario into account among other scenarios.

- If you found out about a dealer operating in your area from their home and you had intel that there was a major cash stash. Would you make a plan to hit them for it?

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