TygerBS

[TygerBS]

Hi my name is Tyger, i am a shy reserved boy. I like pink ponies, and butterflies. I like to run and play and dig in the sand. My mommy says i am the bestest boy eva!
I want come and shoot guys on the battlefield with the people from grrr. My mommy says that grrr people are noobs, but i am not so sure, because grrr is a very scary noise.
I dont like scary noises.
Please pleas can I join grrr. I promise to be the bestest boy eva!

I just have one request.... Please keep that fucking monkey Paul in his cage!

P.S no seriously!

P.P.S no really, i am serious.

P.P.P.S Can I, pretty please :)

P.P.P.P.S Boobs sexy01

[s3xy_j0nny]

:smoke: :smoke:

Smokers' section needs to be expanded in this here clan.

[J_Th4ng]

QB, my man!! Nice to see that you finally saw sense ;)

Some weird and decidedly arb questions will be forthcoming shortly. I look forward to seeing how you deal with them...

[Megageth]

Jonny's rigorous membership selection is based on:
Do you toke on turbo lettuce? Yes/No.
Accepted?(see above)

I'll start with the real questions.

1. Produce a creative metaphor for acquiring an ADSL line through Telkom.
2. List, in chronological order, the clans you have been part of.
3. Why join grrr now?

[flycatchr]

you had me at pink ponies BUT there is still one serious question you have to answer:

What is a hairy blender?

[TygerBS]

Turbo lettuce = Yes

1. Like pulling a splinter out of a rabid leopard's ass while building a stain glass window with your other hand.
2. ASF, iB
3. I want to join grrr now, because you guys have always been like my cape town clan. I love the people in grrr(except for Paul). I am at stage where I don't want to take gaming as seriously as before, and I think you guys offer a more fun kinda vibe.

[TygerBS]

you had me at pink ponies BUT there is still one serious question you have to answer:

What is a hairy blender?


Commonly know as a t-bag, or paul's moms vejayjay

[s3xy_j0nny]

Commonly know as a t-bag, or paul's moms vejayjay


Points for use of the term 'vejayjay'.

My question:
Pick a number between 1 and 100. Justify your answer and show working.

[SlipperyDuck]

Wootlepant now the important questions.

1. To save the world you have the choice; Ghei Pirate or Homo Humanitarian?
2. When in Rome, .......... [Complete the sentence]

[pmurgs]

Ok, my turn... we'll start off easy and see how you do

1. What is a wug? Who in Grrr are on one?
2. Cheesecake is the food of the gods, provide references in popular literature to support this thesis
3. Who in recent world history do you think Paul emulates. Justify your reasoning.



P.P.P.P.S Boobs sexy01

4. Provide images to show your taste in boobies

[Paul]

I am going to ignore those two chirps


1. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2. Now that you don't want to take gaming so seriously, does that mean you don't want to participate in any clannies.
3. If grrr were to have a slogan, what would it be


P.S. YOu get double points for incorrect spelling and grammar just to piss j0nny off

[Thor_23]

Hey Tiger, so happy you applied!

here is mine

1. please think of a term that Paul will be known as when he has finished his term. ie Paul"the homo", Paul"the tyrant"
like they did in the good ol days
2. What was my original BF2 nick?
3. what is the most important word you can spell with the letter "B" also justify your answer?
4. was mega's original bf2 nick which of te folowing: A: Mega Cena B: Megageth C: Chatterbox
5. who is Lee's fav spooning partner?

[Voetsek-Mikey]

Don't listen to Paul. Chirp some more.

1. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
2. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
3. How many questions am I going to ask?
4. What is the colour of jono's underpants?
5. How much douche could a douchebag douche if a douche bag could douche?

[flycatchr]

you had me at pink ponies BUT there is still one serious question you have to answer:

What is a hairy blender?


Commonly know as a t-bag, or paul's moms vejayjay

almost, but you need to describe the action once the bag is distended

[Onyx]

Hi Tyger :)

Nice to see you have finally found the golden line and made your way to our shores.
I love tigers (most felines) so you have a slight edge there already - maybe :p

While your brain is contemplating and being overloaded with the guys' questions, I will try and ease it a bit by taking you to the world of luscious and delightful things to eat. I am sure you have some favourite meals/puddings and maybe some fruit or vegetables too. Compare them to each one of us with an explanation why you made that choice.

P.S. You hungry yet? :D

[Skouperd]

Enough fooling around, the real serious questions:

1. Explain RAID 6, double points if you can explain the mathematics.
2. Write a thesis on who the luckiest guy in GRRR is, then use Fibonachi numbers to proof it.
3. Explain why Phatso and Jono insist on sharing a room everytime we are at RAGE.
4. If you are a member of the clan, explain your tactics on how you do everything in your power to make the clan leader's role as easy, or misserable, as poissible. Double points if you know who the clan leader is. Tripple points if you choose your course of action correctly.

[TygerBS]

Commonly know as a t-bag, or paul's moms vejayjay


Points for use of the term 'vejayjay'.

My question:
Pick a number between 1 and 100. Justify your answer and show working.


36 because i like tamato sauce.

Working
1..2...3.......36 Tamato saucse yay!

[TygerBS]

Wootlepant now the important questions.

1. To save the world you have the choice; Ghei Pirate or Homo Humanitarian?
2. When in Rome, .......... [Complete the sentence]



1. Ghei Pirate..... Johnny Dep still gets lots a pussy!
2. ....Dont pull out till the deed is done ;)

[TygerBS]

Ok, my turn... we'll start off easy and see how you do

1. What is a wug? Who in Grrr are on one?
2. Cheesecake is the food of the gods, provide references in popular literature to support this thesis
3. Who in recent world history do you think Paul emulates. Justify your reasoning.



P.P.P.P.S Boobs sexy01

4. Provide images to show your taste in boobies


1. A Wug? Fucked if i know. Wanking Ugly Git? If thats uit then... erm all aof you are one?
2. Cheese cake is the food of god, but only ifts made by my mommy. Here is a link http://www.jstor.org/pss/25110457
3. Not sure if Paul emulates anyone in recent world history. But more in pre-multi-cell organism history he would emulate amoeba crap.
4. http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001490691/1825442967_huge_boobs_xlarge.jpeg Big boobs!

[TygerBS]

I am going to ignore those two chirps


1. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2. Now that you don't want to take gaming so seriously, does that mean you don't want to participate in any clannies.
3. If grrr were to have a slogan, what would it be


P.S. YOu get double points for incorrect spelling and grammar just to piss j0nny off

1. A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2. No i want to play clannies, just less serious clannies.
3. Wankers Unite ?

[TygerBS]

Hey Tiger, so happy you applied!

here is mine

1. please think of a term that Paul will be known as when he has finished his term. ie Paul"the homo", Paul"the tyrant"
like they did in the good ol days
2. What was my original BF2 nick?
3. what is the most important word you can spell with the letter "B" also justify your answer?
4. was mega's original bf2 nick which of te folowing: A: Mega Cena B: Megageth C: Chatterbox
5. who is Lee's fav spooning partner?

1. Paul the poo slinging monkey. Isnt that what the dictionary says as a definition of Paul?
2. I have know idea? grrr.George?
3. Boobs, because boobs are gooooood!
4. Megageth, but he was noob. Megacocksucker has a better ring to is.
5. thats an easy one, his winnie the pooh teddy.

[TygerBS]

Don't listen to Paul. Chirp some more.

1. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
2. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
3. How many questions am I going to ask?
4. What is the colour of jono's underpants?
5. How much douche could a douchebag douche if a douche bag could douche?


1. Common miss understanding of how evolution works. Evolution is not a process to improve anything. Its not a process of getting from one thing to another. It is jus ta process of what works survives, what doesn't dies. Therefore monkeys and apes still being around is simply because their survival adaptations were good enough for them to still be around. Ours was simple an improvement on them.
2. Depends if my foot is also on the other ones heads.
3. 2 more after this one?
4. Blue with a big red S
5. Douchebags cant douche because douching requires a bag that is not douched.

[TygerBS]

you had me at pink ponies BUT there is still one serious question you have to answer:

What is a hairy blender?


Commonly know as a t-bag, or paul's moms vejayjay

almost, but you need to describe the action once the bag is distended

Dip, swirl, gargle, repeat.

[s3xy_j0nny]

4. What is the colour of jono's underpants?

4. Blue with a big red S


Membership approved!

[TygerBS]

Hi Tyger :)

Nice to see you have finally found the golden line and made your way to our shores.
I love tigers (most felines) so you have a slight edge there already - maybe :p

While your brain is contemplating and being overloaded with the guys' questions, I will try and ease it a bit by taking you to the world of luscious and delightful things to eat. I am sure you have some favourite meals/puddings and maybe some fruit or vegetables too. Compare them to each one of us with an explanation why you made that choice.

P.S. You hungry yet? :D


Paul is a Sea cucumber, cause it serves no purpose and no body wants to eat it.
Jono, is a biltong all chewy and stuff.
Fly, is a baked potato, with lots of stuffing, and abit of sour cream.
pmurgs, is a watermelon...dur!
Mikey is a fiery chilly pepper that makes you bum itch.
geth, is a dodo burger because he is missing in action.
Lee, is string cheese
Drag, is a fine french meal with too much garlic
Thor, is a boery roll, with fried onions and mato sauce.
Ony, is a vanilla milk shake with wiped cream.

[TygerBS]

Enough fooling around, the real serious questions:

1. Explain RAID 6, double points if you can explain the mathematics.
2. Write a thesis on who the luckiest guy in GRRR is, then use Fibonachi numbers to proof it.
3. Explain why Phatso and Jono insist on sharing a room everytime we are at RAGE.
4. If you are a member of the clan, explain your tactics on how you do everything in your power to make the clan leader's role as easy, or misserable, as poissible. Double points if you know who the clan leader is. Tripple points if you choose your course of action correctly.

1. raid ^ was the 6th raid in the boer war. It revolved around running naked through the bush to distract the Englishman, while the other guys stole their woman and hair brushes. The mathematics are simple. if naked winkie = 1, and Big boobs = 8, and a hair brush also = 1 Then 8 - 1 - 1 = Raid 6
2. The luckiest guy in Grrr is def paul, because non one else would have him. as for a thesis.... fuck off, you write a fucking thesis. F_n = F_{n-1} + F_{n-2},\!\
3. Its to do with the J in their name. Its the same as their bent lip and useless winkies.
4. Paul is clan leader. I will do absolutely nothing to help in anyway shape or form. I have run clans for years and am sick and tired of getting mother fuckers to do what is required. So fuck paul!

[Paul]

I am going to be honest here, you are not winning me over unless this is like when you are in primary school you know a girl likes you when she hits you

[TygerBS]

I am going to be honest here, you are not winning me over unless this is like when you are in primary school you know a girl likes you when she hits you

I may not be winning you over.... but i am beating you ;)

[Paul]

Tyger vs Assassin


Go!!!!!

[SlipperyDuck]

You have one match, and are trapped in a cold dark room, you have an Oil lamp, a gas heater and a gas stove, which one do you light first? (All of them have to be lit)

[TygerBS]

You have one match, and are trapped in a cold dark room, you have an Oil lamp, a gas heater and a gas stove, which one do you light first? (All of them have to be lit)

Strike match, turn on gas stove, light it, turn on gas heater, light it, light oil lamp. Blow out match.

The match doesn't disappear after I light one thing :p

[Stu]

Tyger!!! About bloody time!

Ok for the questions.

1. Have you watched 'What the Bleep do we Know?'
2. If yes - which parallel universe do we exist?
3. Past, Present or Future - Pick one and justify your answer!

[SlipperyDuck]

explain this:

http://resource.mmgn.com/pwnage/user_77083_EB5ZJ9JN.gif

[TygerBS]

Tyger!!! About bloody time!

Ok for the questions.

1. Have you watched 'What the Bleep do we Know?'
2. If yes - which parallel universe do we exist?
3. Past, Present or Future - Pick one and justify your answer!


1. No i havnt. Had it on my media centre for ages, never watched it. deleted it.
2. NA
3. Present, because its the only reality.

[TygerBS]

explain this:

http://resource.mmgn.com/pwnage/user_77083_EB5ZJ9JN.gif


Jono at work?

[Paul]

You have one match, and are trapped in a cold dark room, you have an Oil lamp, a gas heater and a gas stove, which one do you light first? (All of them have to be lit)

Strike match, turn on gas stove, light it, turn on gas heater, light it, light oil lamp. Blow out match.

The match doesn't disappear after I light one thing :p


Sweet lord you pwn Lee, well done you get a +1 for that


Next questions

If there was no such thing as the toob in BF2 would you have play and explain why I put up with these schmucks.

This two part question has to be answered in Afrikaans so the Zimbo's don't understand

[TygerBS]

You have one match, and are trapped in a cold dark room, you have an Oil lamp, a gas heater and a gas stove, which one do you light first? (All of them have to be lit)

Strike match, turn on gas stove, light it, turn on gas heater, light it, light oil lamp. Blow out match.

The match doesn't disappear after I light one thing :p


Sweet lord you pwn Lee, well done you get a +1 for that


Next questions

If there was no such thing as the toob in BF2 would you have play and explain why I put up with these schmucks.

This two part question has to be answered in Afrikaans so the Zimbo's don't understand


If there was no toob, yes i still would played, but i would of played less.

Jy vat nie hulle kak niew, Jy is a doos, en hierdie mense moet jou kak vat.

[Megageth]

Toobing noobs that rushed in to revive each other brought a sick but endless pleasure.

[Phatso]

Quintin, good to see you smelt the herbal goodness of grrr.

Now for some roasting.

1. Define "winning".
2. Which 2 kiddies are grrr's most recent addition?
3. How do youreally feel about sG? (we all love Barry ofc, but the team as a whole and their "culture")
4. Would bury the hatchet vs Assassin ever?
5. How do you keep that pip so shiny?

-snip-
Deep question.
6. What is the best thing about being a father?

[Thor_23]

Hey Tiger, so happy you applied!

here is mine

1. please think of a term that Paul will be known as when he has finished his term. ie Paul"the homo", Paul"the tyrant"
like they did in the good ol days
2. What was my original BF2 nick?
3. what is the most important word you can spell with the letter "B" also justify your answer?
4. was mega's original bf2 nick which of te folowing: A: Mega Cena B: Megageth C: Chatterbox
5. who is Lee's fav spooning partner?

1. Paul the poo slinging monkey. Isnt that what the dictionary says as a definition of Paul?
2. I have know idea? grrr.George?
3. Boobs, because boobs are gooooood!
4. Megageth, but he was noob. Megacocksucker has a better ring to is.
5. thats an easy one, his winnie the pooh teddy.


1. not exactly what I was looking for but will do
2. No, Tip: we were both playing in the Merc team on BF2
3. +10 for that one!
4. +20 for that one!
5. Wrong, it be Dragonne

[NoMaD]

MY TURN!

select one answer out of the 2 and motivate!

1. Boobs or ass
2. Dogs or cats
3. zugga or booze
4. Rock or electro
5. RTS or FPS
6. ATI or Nvidia
7. BMW or Audi
8. blonde or brunette
9. xbox or PS3
10. running or swimming

[TygerBS]

Quintin, good to see you smelt the herbal goodness of grrr.

Now for some roasting.

1. Define "winning".
2. Which 2 kiddies are grrr's most recent addition?
3. How do you really feel about sG? (we all love Barry ofc, but the team as a whole and their "culture")
4. Would bury the hatchet vs Assassin ever?
5. How do you keep that pip so shiny?

-snip-
Deep question.
6. What is the best thing about being a father?


1. Winning is any achievement where by you achieve a goal.
2. mmm not sure nomad maybe?
3. sG lol well yea love Barry and a couple of the other guys. My feeling is they are strong because they got a group of the best gamers together and therefore it would be more shocking if they weren't the best. Not like other clans that became the best. Thier culture is one of winning, but I would like to see them really challenged and how they would deal with that.
4. Lol honestly i have no major issue with Assasin, he is who he is and thats it. I just like to poke and prod him because its enjoyable. Its quite simply that i think he is a fool, and i dont suffer fools very gladly. But in person i will always be poliot and treat him like i treat any other human being. I think he has far more of an issue with me than i do with him.
5. My pip is chaved once a week, i guess that shaving polishes at the same time, so it gets shinny. Plus when you dont have hair, the sweat has no place to go, so you get even more shine.
6. The best thing about being a father is watching them learn and grow. Watching them discover all those little things in life that you have forgotten, and seing their shear joy and wonder. Things like the light switch turn the light on.

[TygerBS]

MY TURN!

select one answer out of the 2 and motivate!

1. Boobs or ass
2. Dogs or cats
3. zugga or booze
4. Rock or electro
5. RTS or FPS
6. ATI or Nvidia
7. BMW or Audi
8. blonde or brunette
9. xbox or PS3
10. running or swimming


1. Impossible to answer, i love boosb, but i love ass too. In both cases big and round ones.
2. Dogs! cats are noob.
3. booze with some zugga, its all about getting 50/50
4. Rock! I aint no raver boy.
5. FPS! always been my first love. But i do like a good RTS too, plus with the quality of a game like starcraft its hard not to love.
6. Neither i buy the best bang for my buck. I am not brand loyal.
7. Same as above. Although that new BMW 5 series give me wood.
8. mmm Love brunets always have, some how i always end up with blondes.
9. PS3, because i have one.
10. Swimming, i love the ocean!

[Paul]

4. Rock! I aint no raver boy.


You just lost the Phatty and Lee vote but you gained the Paul and Mega vote

[pmurgs]

2. No, Tip: we were both playing in the Merc team on BF2


What? I don't remember either of you two being in the MerC clan? I used to be in that clan before it broke up. Now I want to know what your old nick was.

[Stu]

4. Rock! I aint no raver boy.


You just lost the Phatty and Lee vote but you gained the Paul and Mega vote


your vote doesn't count monkey boy!

[Stu]

9. PS3, because i have one.



All respect has been lost ALL OF IT!!! PS3.... phah! PS3???? you going to have to provide some sterling answers and chirps to recover from that dreadful choice!

[Thor_23]

2. No, Tip: we were both playing in the Merc team on BF2


What? I don't remember either of you two being in the MerC clan? I used to be in that clan before it broke up. Now I want to know what your old nick was.


lol No,

I was never in the Merc clan.... Its was a Merc team that grrr entered into the agasa league some time ago on bf2

[NoMaD]

haha nice, feel the same about Q7 & 8! good answers!

[TygerBS]

I feel neglected....

I am call an emergency intervention meeting, to discuss the possibility of a follow up meeting at a later stage.

[Phatso]

/oops emoticon