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[SoSheOhPathix]

Warning: fopen(chats/home.txt) [function.fopen]: failed to open stream: Permission denied in /var/www/html/forum/yshout/yshout.php on line 779
File error (writeLine); aborted

^Waddat?
Have I been banned from the shoutbox?
I didn't post any Smurf pics...

[Paul]

I am getting the same

[Stu]

Fink the shout box is temporarily poked!

[s3xy_j0nny]

Seems like it. Just when I was going to regale you all with my witty tales...

[SoSheOhPathix]

s3xy_j0nny ]
Seems like it. Just when I was going to regale you all with my witty tales...

Read: Twitty ales... Almost a spoonerism, but not quite.
Had it been, it would have truly been a cunning stunt.

[s3xy_j0nny]

Speaking of spoonerisms,

Q: what's the difference between a Nun and a woman in the bath?

A: the Nun has a soul full of hope.

[baselineac]

jonno fucked up the SB...he typed last :curses:

[Stu]

^ oh it's the missing farm boy! nice!

hope all's well?

[SlipperyDuck]

hmm, tinkering - not sure why it are broke - no changes from my end

[SlipperyDuck]

Server Problem it seems, just been looking at the ShoutBox Support forum and found something similar:


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Re: nneonneo's Shoutbox
« Reply #160 on: January 10, 2007, 11:32:25 AM »

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Hello everybody

I've installd SMF forum and i would like to install Shoutbox.

I've installed nneonneo's Shoutbox but i've got a message like that in Shoutbox :

Shout Box


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Warning: session_start() [function.session-start]: open(/mnt/125/sda/3/f/mysite/sessions/sess_d4b2392222bcf34934e856449521e50c, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /mnt/125/sda/3/f/mysite/yshout/yshout.php on line 13

Warning: session_start() [function.session-start]: Cannot send session cache limiter - headers already sent (output started at /mnt/125/sda/3/f/mysite/yshout/yshout.php:13) in /mnt/125/sda/3/f/mysite/yshout/yshout.php on line 13

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /mnt/125/sda/3/f/mysite/yshout/yshout.php:13) in /mnt/125/sda/3/f/mysite/Sources/Subs-Auth.php on line 312

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /mnt/125/sda/3/f/mysite/yshout/yshout.php:13) in /mnt/125/sda/3/f/mysite/Sources/Subs-Auth.php on line 313

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /mnt/125/sda/3/f/mysite/yshout/yshout.php:13) in /mnt/125/sda/3/f/mysite/Sources/Subs-Auth.php on line 314
Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.
Warning: Unknown(): open(/mnt/125/sda/3/f/mysite/sessions/sess_d4b2392222bcf34934e856449521e50c, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in Unknown on line 0

Warning: Unknown(): Failed to write session data (files). Please verify that the current setting of session.save_path is correct (/mnt/125/sda/3/f/mysite/sessions) in Unknown on line 0


Does somebody can help me?????
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Re: nneonneo's Shoutbox
« Reply #161 on: January 10, 2007, 08:23:35 PM »

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@texavery: looks like a permissions issue...maybe a server misconfiguration. I use session_start() to monitor certain aspects of the shoutbox operation. Contact your host and see if they know what is going on...

@Zwerko: Go to Admin-Packages->Options->Select "All files are writable." and hit Change File Permissions.
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Check out the AJAX Shoutbox (my one and only mod to date :P)
Do you like SMF? Are you using ProBoards, InvisionFree, ActiveBoards or some other web-hosted forum? I can help you convert to SMF (without having to purchase a DB conversion)...contact me [nneonneo {at} gmail *dot* com], and see this topic
spammers here!

[SlipperyDuck]

:gah:

Server problem again i think. Gonna log a ticket with them :/

[SlipperyDuck]

Ticket Created #771904

*sigh

[J_Th4ng]

This is ridiculous. How many hosting issues have we had since we moved?

[Hubris]

¿¡Revolución!? :psycho:

[Paul]

Someone killed the hamster

[Stu]

now why would someone go and do that! hu hu? Now we have Drag throwing his pre-Madonna fits... Paul slinging poo all over tha place and the n00b making smart ass comments...

what a day :p hahahahahah

[J_Th4ng]

now why would someone go and do that! hu hu? Now we have Drag throwing his pre-Madonna fits... Paul slinging poo all over tha place and the n00b making smart ass comments...

what a day :p hahahahahah


You should see my post-Madonna fits, they're far more violent. How could she break poor Guy Ritchie's heart like that?

[s3xy_j0nny]

"Pre-Madonna"... Another classic from the mind that brought you "damb."

[Stu]

ok enough ice bashing for one day! let's pick on someone else!

[SoSheOhPathix]

One can never have enough money, sex, drugs, PC game time, or Ice-bashing.

[Stu]

One can never have enough money, sex, drugs, PC game time, or Ice-bashing.


it's such a cruel cruel world!

[Paul]

The SB is still down, damn it is going to be a long day

[Stu]

true dat!

[Thor_23]

has someone been looking at the problem?

[SlipperyDuck]

We'll check with the magical fairies

[SlipperyDuck]

I'm going to do a full uninstall of the shoutbox and install the latest version, should take some time...there is a lot of manual editing required.

[Thor_23]

so you gonna check with J0n0?

I am confused :p

[SoSheOhPathix]

No. Jono is just a regular fairy...

[Thor_23]

ahh see thats why I was confused :hmmm:

Thanks for clearing that up Jules :)

[Stu]

it's Paul's fault if he wasn't such a douche this would NEVER have happened....

[SoSheOhPathix]

Just because you use him to flush out your mangina every night, doesn't make him a douche.

[SlipperyDuck]

lolly pant - I'm loving this thread

[Thor_23]

lolly pant



Have you spent a lot of time with Stu lately?

[SlipperyDuck]

Careful, you're suposed to pay royalties for even quoting my catch phrases.
I'll let that one slide, it's a freebie

[Thor_23]

:blahblah:

[Stu]

enough of this! Paul shut your FACE! w00t w00t

[SlipperyDuck]

Ticket Created #919667

Problem has returned.
I'm going to leave it in their court, not touch a thing. Since, it has been running for a couple of hours without issues.

http://www.hostingunlimited.co.za/huclientzone/huclientzone/viewticket.php?tid=919667&c=lK6KGs4U

[Stu]

and now we wait...

[SlipperyDuck]

It's sporadic, it happens, then it fixes itself a few minutes later.

The've escalated the problem to a senior server engineer to examine the server more carefully.

[Stu]

i've noticed that... this is not browser specific is it? Have we tested that?

[s3xy_j0nny]

i've noticed that... this is not browser specific is it? Have we tested that?


OMFG, you just focus on picking those peanuts out of that poo, numpty - the intelligent ppl are dealing with the problem.

[baselineac]

....has anyone else noticed......its ONLY when faggotboy jonno posts, that the shoutbox stops working?!?

[s3xy_j0nny]

No, you're just permanently banned from posting anything, booboos.

[SlipperyDuck]

careful, the smurf police might visit grrr.co.za

[flycatchr]

careful, the smurf police might visit grrr.co.za


someone call? ;)

[Thor_23]

crap, seems I am banzorred from the SB...

Everybody else can but I cant :'(

[NiteShade]

crap, seems I am banzorred from the SB...

Everybody else can but I cant :'(


It's not showing you as banned.

[Thor_23]

crap, seems I am banzorred from the SB...

Everybody else can but I cant :'(


It's not showing you as banned.



Maybe it just doesnt like me :(

[s3xy_j0nny]

I'll ask Lee if he can fix you up, Ion. He seems to be the god of these here interwebs.

[Megageth]

It doesnt work on my PC either. Might be a java problem.

[SlipperyDuck]

must be, the permissions are all there and wot not n wot n wot.

Whatever the problem is, it's local to your machine(s)

What geth said; probablly Java:

http://javadl.sun.com/webapps/download/AutoDL?BundleId=42732

[Thor_23]

have tried it from 2 dif pc's allready

will try the java thing...

[Megageth]

I updated java and its working on my machine now.

[Onyx]

Thank you Lee for everything you've done! You are our Peter Pan and without you we feel like lost boys who've lost their marbles. This month you are my squishy hugs

[SlipperyDuck]

Woot.... thats the best news I've heard all year :D

[Stu]

and it's Christmas!!! :p