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Megageth
10-11-2010, 05:09 PM
OK so I have only just heard about Movember and its the best idea I've heard all year. Really.
For those, like me, who haven't started, we have 20 days to get the tach going.
Theres gonna be a super light invisible prize for the best one, pics to be posted on the forum at the end of the month.
Get grrrowing!
:brb:
Who decides who looks the funniest the best?
Sheri and I are quite able and up for the task :D
flycatchr
10-11-2010, 06:12 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - i just shaved mine off, with out taking any pics. SIGH
NiteShade
10-11-2010, 06:19 PM
What is movember??
Megageth
10-11-2010, 06:23 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - i just shaved mine off, with out taking any pics. SIGH
You have to grow another and take pics at the end of the mo-nth.
What is movember??
Google reckons some ozzies came up with the idea of all men growing moustachios in the month of Movember to grow awareness for prostate cancer. Not that a man should need an excuse to grow a tache but now there's no reason not to.
NiteShade
10-11-2010, 06:28 PM
Ah, nice! That sounds like a great idea. Get growing, boyz! Onny and I can def be the judges of the best 'stache!
Hubris
10-11-2010, 07:40 PM
Yup in Australia guys with Mo's in November get free food at some restaurants and even drinks at pubs! True story.
I'm cultivating mine and will post pics when it is in full bloom - I'm going for a dirty goatee with burns to match! Although being blonde, I don't have the most hectic growth :D
Remember guys, it doesn't really matter what style you wear it - or whether you grow the burns in tandem - only that you strut your fluff in the most outrageous way possible.
Booya! :smiley80:
flycatchr
10-11-2010, 09:18 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - i just shaved mine off, with out taking any pics. SIGH
You have to grow another and take pics at the end of the mo-nth.
not gonna happen, might explain sometime (short answere - the missus told me i looked like her father with the growth i had up till last week, and i dont want her thinking about her father when we are together - thats just wrong) :yikes:
s3xy_j0nny
10-11-2010, 09:36 PM
Sweet, it's like one of my nightmares come true: have my pathetic face fluff compared to other dudes'. I'm in there like swimwear but it's gonna look like a teenage greek girl's tache, even after 20 days.
EDIT: Daz, on the other hand, would probably look like this after a week:
No gonna happen for me, I have wedding and Honeymoon pics to think about people.
Megageth
11-11-2010, 07:46 AM
What date is the wedding?
Thor_23
11-11-2010, 07:55 AM
Also thinking of partaking....
Sounds like good fun, but unlike some of you it will take me some time to grow one
Voetsek-Mikey
11-11-2010, 08:06 AM
Its a defined NO on the mo from me........I just cant get use to the velcro effect.
Thor_23
11-11-2010, 10:20 AM
Its a defined NO on the mo from me........I just cant get use to the velcro effect.
Such a shame,
I figure you would have won this one....
No gonna happen for me, I have wedding and Honeymoon pics to think about people.
Z why you should do it! would make a nice change from the poor misfortune of a face of yours...
Thor_23
11-11-2010, 10:46 AM
No gonna happen for me, I have wedding and Honeymoon pics to think about people.
Z why you should do it! would make a nice change from the poor misfortune of a face of yours...
LOL
Phatso
11-11-2010, 10:47 AM
I am totally doing this. Have been growing the tach since November 1..
Its itchy as sin but I am waiting for it to get all "proper" and will post some uber kief pics :D
s3xy_j0nny
11-11-2010, 05:36 PM
I just cant get use to the velcro effect.
Velcro effect?! You been kissing the maid where you shouldn't have..?
Megageth
11-11-2010, 06:48 PM
Paul's the only one with a half-decent excuse. Not worth blowing the honeymoon poonani over a tache. The previous sentence is open to interpretation.
flycatchr
11-11-2010, 07:29 PM
Paul's the only one with a half-decent excuse. Not worth blowing the honeymoon poonani over a tache.
read my excuse as well ;)
Megageth
11-11-2010, 09:51 PM
http://www.gobowling.co.za/movember/
Trying to see if I can get in on a team for Cape Town.
J_Th4ng
30-11-2010, 08:29 AM
Okay, today's the day...
As I have no intention of keeping this thing any longer than absolutely necessary, I'd better post the evidence now...
Cue laughter...
Jackal-GI
30-11-2010, 08:56 AM
OMG Jarrod you are Hitler in the modern day :bigrofl: Hail Hitler!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :10tea:
epic... i was forced to shave mine off... so I will substitute this photo
Keep them coming gents. The eagerness to see what the rest of you look like is growing stronger :D
@ Jarrod - :onyx:
@ Stu - :hmmm: how similar did the real deal look? or does this look betterererer than what you had to shave off?
s3xy_j0nny
30-11-2010, 09:28 AM
I will post tomorrow - forgot to shave the rest clean for the photo today.
A movember automatically makes anyone look like a pedo or serial killer. Jarrod has accomplished both
SlipperyDuck
30-11-2010, 10:38 AM
I had premature shavehilation, I'm out
I had premature shavehilation, I'm out
j000 tooo? I couldn't wear it any more and ended up shaving it off in the middle of the night after a itch fest on my face!
s3xy_j0nny
30-11-2010, 11:18 AM
FAILERS. Any excuse is a poor excuse. You have let down all those who suffer from prostate cancer and should be ashamed of yourselves.
SlipperyDuck
30-11-2010, 11:21 AM
I could submit my 3 days growth pic.... I'll do one tonight.... I'll probably win with it, I know, but I'll be kind and use poor lighting
s3xy_j0nny ]
FAILERS. Any excuse is a poor excuse. You have let down all those who suffer from prostate cancer and should be ashamed of yourselves.
moral of the story... have a doctor regularly violate you so that you're cleared of any risk! :(
Megageth
30-11-2010, 12:05 PM
I heard that they can detect any cancer with blood tests now, so if you are still being violated... maybe its time to find another doctor.
I tried to take a pic and the camera turned itself off. Must be low on batteries. MUST BE!!!
Will find some batteries or a braver camera and post later today.
Megageth
01-12-2010, 10:37 AM
Ok folks, you've giggled at the efforts from Stu and Jarrod. Now, behold, in all its glory.....
THE MEGASTACHIO!!!
SlipperyDuck
01-12-2010, 10:42 AM
all kindzo win
Ok folks, you've giggled at the efforts from Stu and Jarrod. Now, behold, in all its glory.....
THE MEGASTACHIO!!!
I got cold shiverzzzz....
Megageth
01-12-2010, 12:05 PM
Is it another pair of eyebrows that have come down to drink? No, no folks.
That pic should be made into a demotivational poster
flycatchr
01-12-2010, 02:20 PM
deMOted
zomg... really... i mean really...
I don't know something like
"And then there was one......"
ONLY, thank GOD
Phatso
01-12-2010, 02:40 PM
I have been hesitating to do this..
The PhatStach
flycatchr
01-12-2010, 02:50 PM
the movember smiley:
:-{)
Ledgend!!!! good on the stash growerz
SlipperyDuck
01-12-2010, 03:46 PM
ok I admit it, got pussywhipped, else youall would have been in yektic trouble - a stash that would have made Magnum PI blush :/
I adored Magnum! You sure you can't scare a couple of hairs to come out just for a pic and then chase them back in for a day? Almost like Michael Finnigan..
Darn-my-socks... this is going to be great lining all these pics up and having a good squizz at them.
Megageth
01-12-2010, 05:30 PM
Nice Phats, it brings out your Greekness.
J_Th4ng
01-12-2010, 08:29 PM
ok I admit it, got pussywhipped, else youall would have been in yektic trouble - a stash that would have made Magnum PI blush :/
I dunno hey, Magnum PI never got pussywhipped.
NiteShade
01-12-2010, 08:39 PM
Excellent pics so far! So, who else?
Megageth
01-12-2010, 09:11 PM
We're waiting on Fu Man Jonny and SloDachio.
s3xy_j0nny
02-12-2010, 10:57 AM
Presenting the Mousparse:
SloDaz
02-12-2010, 11:48 AM
I did'nt really want to start scaring people... but here it is anyway
Phatso
02-12-2010, 11:51 AM
sexy02
I did'nt really want to start scaring people... but here it is anyway
ahhhhhhhh bwwwhhhaaahEAHeaheHAEhaehEAHeah nice one Daz... WIN!
SlipperyDuck
02-12-2010, 02:32 PM
DAZ TAKES Ler Cake!
So that's it, right?
The judging can begin :D
Daz pulls ahead with the Trucker!!
Scorpyon
02-12-2010, 04:50 PM
Ha ha this is classic next year I'm in like Flin
Wait, what about Fly's moosetash?
Megageth
03-12-2010, 12:00 AM
If he dont post a pic then it never happened.
SloDaz
03-12-2010, 09:38 AM
So it looks like the following people are in the line to win a fantastic prize... Some say that Geth is planning to donate the desert sand that collected in his toenails whilst on his last trip to the Middle East...
Hope i did not leave anyone out...
These posters are leg-end Daz!
Megageth
03-12-2010, 10:44 AM
LMAO. Classic Daz!
*Dials the Joburg number in his wanted poster coz he could use the cash*
J_Th4ng
03-12-2010, 10:45 AM
Nice one Daz :D
Phatso
03-12-2010, 12:44 PM
HAHAHHA! I have had such a kak day and these really made me laugh! :bigrofl:
Thanks Dazzie, love em!
flycatchr
03-12-2010, 10:46 PM
i dont spose anyone has a pic from rage of my almost MO?
i didnt take any pics after rage that i can remember.
NiteShade
04-12-2010, 01:06 AM
ROFL Absolutely classic, Daz.
I'm thinkin' its a close race: Phatso is stylin', Jono gets an A+ for effort, Jarrod for scaring the hell out of everyone, Geth for the artistic pose and Daz for proving electrolysis was a necessary invention.
Hmm... who to vote for?!?
flycatchr
04-12-2010, 09:04 PM
lol daz
btw - if you are slomo, then i should be flymo?
The only pic i have, before my mo's prime
Megageth
06-12-2010, 01:18 PM
Ummm, like the pics are in, Shadey and Onny can we announce the winner and award the prize already?
lol sheesh... EPIC I laffed... brilliant Slo
Each one is in a classic and unique class of its own. Its not going to be easy to decide.... :hmmm:
This is how you decide, pretend you didn't know them. Now if you had to pick one that you would definitely not leave alone with your kids, that is the one who wins.
Then it becomes easy
JARROD!
NiteShade
06-12-2010, 09:17 PM
Well, Odi, I'm gonna hafta vote for Daz. Its up to you now!
For me its a toss-up between Daz and Phats, depending on the criteria i use to evaulate the hairy article.
Daz's mo is a good, robust size that is able to hide a variety of sweeties he might want to entice the kiddies with. He could also store some food in there for when he has the nibbles during the day and doesn't really want to share it with anyone. He can access the 'treasure' sneakily and enjoy it peacefully while working very hard at his desk.
Phats just carries anything on his body well with incredible style, juicy attitude and below zero coolness.
So, I guess with Daz getting the heads up from both myself and Sheri, he is the WINNER, but with special mention (from me) to Phats.
(P.S. @ Lee - You were very kind to bow out of the comp as I know you know that I know ;) that had you entered, you would've won it eazy peazy chocolate squeazy. :p I noticed your sneaky plan. :)
And then a general thank you to all who participated. I love a mo (not a big one, just enough to tickle my lips) so you all actually look quite yummy and we should to this again next year.
J_Th4ng
07-12-2010, 10:04 AM
I demand a recount!!
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg42/onyx1971/mo-tro.jpg
+ a year long supply of adoring looks from passersby, should you decide to keep the mo. :D
SloDaz
09-12-2010, 07:37 AM
Excellent - sheez what can i say... wait let me climb up on the podium. tap... tap... is this thing on. Yeah - ok... uuuuugggghum.
Thank you, i woul...[clapping and cheering drowning out words]. I would like to start by thanking bob martin's dog tablets from the 90's coz without their claim of a fast growing coat, i would not be able to sport such a thick and glossy Mo. Then there is my family tree, who brought the world the unibrow and several psychotic murderers... yip hairy, wild genes are hard to cultivate and who can forget Granny Elma aka the big foot, who kept the neighbors bullies at bay with her thick beard and rough voice. Lastly I want to thank the other competitors because each one of them deserved to win (except Stu!!! - um).
Finally to the judges for raising my Mo's profile to the world and even though i have shaved that nasty, crop of fluff off my face, i will never forget the 30 days spent with that itchy, scratchy, food littered patch of hair. I have kept several strands, which can be bought on ebay (www.ebay.com/advert102347/R150,000 (http://www.ebay.com/advert102347/R150,000)).
Thanks for the gold plated cup with the smiley face... for those who want a closer look, please go to www.ebay.com/advert102348/fake_lead_cup/R12.50 (http://www.ebay.com/advert102348/fake_lead_cup/R12.50)
Ummm... ok i will wrap this up... thanks for the size 65, full bloomer panties, i don't think i need more than 3 of these, so i will keep the pink, blue and lace ones. Paul, i will post the rest to you.
[single clapping, from hairy woman at the back row]
Phatso
09-12-2010, 09:26 AM
Aaah, thanks Onny! Kindest thing anyone has said to me on these forums :bounce:
Sig-worthy stuff :psycho:
Big congrats to Dazzy! You biscuit! Honorable mentions to Keanu Jonno, Hitler Jarrod and Socrates Geth :crackup:
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